So, yaaaaaay. I wrote something again. D:

It's going to be short, as always. I'm shit with long stuffs.

Title: Swearing is No Good, Master Uchiha!

By: Chunja/Hardy

Type: Not one-shot? Maybemaybe. :D Yaoi.

Summary: In which the moral is 'swearing is no good,' especially when the consequences are terrorizing. To Sasuke, the consequences make him horny.

SasuNaru. Crossdressing involved. No lemons. Sorry. D:

Started/Ended: April 21, 2009/April 21, 2009

Sakura.

If Naruto remembers right, Sakura was the reason why this whole thing starts and hell started early for the blonde ninja.

The female ninja steamed, the smoke flowing from her mouth hitting his face. "Naruto..."

"S-Sakura-chan..." He stuttered. "I didn't mean to drop it, Saku-"

"NARUTO!"

She suddenly paused, realizing her crush's presence. "...Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke glanced at her, lips nearly quirking into a smile. No! CAN'T! He's an Uchiha! No matter what evil plot there is in mind, no smiling!

"I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun." Sakura muttered. "He was supposed to give you the valentine chocolates, but being the clumsy person he is,"

She wailed silently.

"He dropped it."

Sasuke turned to Naruto, who was sweating furiously.

"...What, teme?" He asked, although his voice was quiet. The guiltiness was obvious in his voice. "Stop staring, dammit."

Sasuke cleared his throat, pausing slightly. "Make it up, dobe."

He nearly flinched when Sakura's eyes lit in an inhuman way... Is that a dragon behind her? "Sasuke-kun?!"

Naruto, fortunately, didn't get suspiscious. "If I make it up, Sakura-chan won't be mad, right?"

Sakura was simply nodding along, being lifted up to dreamland where chibi Sasukes worshipped her.

"Swear that you make it up, dobe." Sasuke simply said.

"Alright! I swear I make it up!"

Heh, Sasuke chuckled. Mentally. His face remained stoic on the outside.

But Naruto knew better, and glared at him. He's having fun with this.

He can't be bothered by that for too long, as an innocent breeze quickly lifted up his skirt. He squealed immediately, blushing as he pushed them down.

"You have a maid-fetish, or something, teme?!"

Naruto jumped when he saw the evil smirk in the bastard's face.

His pervert-sense, honed when training with Kakashi, is tingling. Havetorunhavetorun-

"Yes, I do."

-END-

Omake:

Sakura raised an eyebrow, looking at the black thing around Naruto's neck.

"Naruto." She asked curiously. "What's that?"

"Eh?" He asked back.

It took him a few minutes to realize what she meant and to blush in embarassment, and another few minutes for her to faint when she saw the hickey and the black, shiny tag that hung from the collar.

A red and white fan.

Uchiha Sasuke's Property.

Like it? What do you think? :D

I might write the smut, but I'm blargh at smut.

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