An au where nouthing hurts

***spoilers from season 9 episode 9***

but hten kevin opened his eyes (which weren't actually burnt out just hiding) and said april fools! And sam came back and he said gadreel or however the fuck you spell your name please leave so gadreil left and went for pina caladas with Gabriel (who is alive now yay) and then dean and cas admitted their love ofr eachother and sam and keivn made tostadas and even Crowley joined in and they had a big party also metatron got eaten by badgers and cas got his grace back the end