Iron Man fanfiction I wrote when I was like 7, completely unedited except for a few basic grammar mistakes

Warning: Content is extremely weird. Viewer discretion is advised.

Story #1 Iron Man was sitting in his easy chair when an earthquake. He didn't even notice it until a piece of window glass cut his head open.

Story #2 One day, Iron Man was walking along the street when he tripped over a rock. He got very hurt. The hospital truck came just in time to replace his heart thingy.

Story #3: Big Matters of life and death

"I smell meatloaf." said Iron Man. Pepper had just ordered a new kind of garlic for it. Pepper decided to try it.

The next moment, Pepper was gasping for air and a bad guy broke in. He took off his suit and said, "I made the garlic especially for you." He was Obadiah.

"Help me!" yelled Pepper.

"Sorry," Iron Man yelled back. "I'm getting undressed." He finally decided to help, despite him only having underwear. That saved her life, while embarrassing Iron Man all over the internet. (Note: I drew a sketch of this scene with the caption "Iron Man: Tony Stark went from famous to infamous thanks to Obadiah with a video camera.")

"Story #4, which is for some reason titled: Iron Man, you'll find out!

"Iron Man was sitting in the bathtub and he had accidentally forgot to lock the door. Pepper was reasy for a nice warm bath. She walked in to find an Iron Man screaming. They were both clothesless and not even married yet. Plus, they were looking at each other. They had been streaming live on a video camera and were now an internet sensation.

"That concludes the random Iron Man stories I wrote before I even knew what fanfiction was. I hope you got a kick out of the stories my weird childhood brain came up with.