A/N : Hey! This is my second story. This one's a lot funnier than my first I swear! It's got humor, skunks, Febreeze, Tomato juice and..just read the story. Pairings are usual.
Skunked!
Chapter 1- Skunked
Edward's POV
That was officially the most ludicrous hunting trip I've ever been on! Man! Do I stink? I walked up the porch steps, and through my front door. I stood in the doorway. My family was gathered in the big front room of our house. My brother Emmett was the first to notice the smell.
" Mother of Pearl! Edward you reek!" Emmett whined.
" What happened to you?" Esme asked.
" Well," I began, " I was out hunting, minding my own business, when this cat with a white stripe walks by. Out of the blue, it sprays this gunk all over me!"
Carlisle began laughing, " Umm..Edward, I think that cat was a skunk."
I finally grasped the point, " Wait. If that was a skunk…then that means.."
" EDWARD GOT SKUNKED!" Emmett was rolling on the floor, laughing to the point of tears. Jasper was sitting on the couch reading a book, even he was chuckling under his breath. My sisters, Alice and Rosalie, were standing by the long staircase, trying to contain their laughter.
" Alright!" I was fuming at this point, " If anyone else has any smart and or sarcastic comments lets her them!"
" Maybe you should ask the skunk to spray you with Febreeze next time!" Jasper suggested. Now, if they already weren't, everyone was laughing at me.
" Every one of you can go burp up a sheep!" I yelled. I shoved past Alice and Rosalie and stormed upstairs to my room. The laughter never stopped.
A/N: Okay that's all I got for now. I know that may have been slightly cruel, but it was really funny! Edward will forgive me…in time. Please review! The button loves you! Review!
