Sirius: *Grins.* I'm so sexy.

Remus: I am smart, and sexy in a bookish way. *Grin that is not as sexy as Sirius, but still makes everyone swoon.*

James: Hi Lily!

Lily: Hi James!

James: Do you love me Lily?

Lily: Of course!

James: Really?!

Lily: Like, no way!

[James runs off to cry in a corner.]

Peter: Boo me, because I am a whimp and no one likes me. .

*Audience throws tomatoes at Peter.*

Peter: I get what I deserve. *EATS tomatoes.*

Severus: I am gross and have stringy hair. People like to make fun of my underwear. Did I just rhyme? o_O

Marauders: Ew! It's Snivellus! Snivvy, snsevenisnv snivvelus! [More words related to 'Snivellus' added here.] Let us go and prank him.

[Insert pranks here.]

Marauders: A ha. Ha ha ha ha. We are so funny. Go us! *Hi five.*

Peter: *Runs around in whitey tighties while the Author makes comments about how he is very gay. . .*

Lily: That wasn't very nice to do that to Sevvy.

Marauders: So?

The End.

o.O