Sirius: *Grins.* I'm so sexy.
Remus: I am smart, and sexy in a bookish way. *Grin that is not as sexy as Sirius, but still makes everyone swoon.*
James: Hi Lily!
Lily: Hi James!
James: Do you love me Lily?
Lily: Of course!
James: Really?!
Lily: Like, no way!
[James runs off to cry in a corner.]
Peter: Boo me, because I am a whimp and no one likes me. .
*Audience throws tomatoes at Peter.*
Peter: I get what I deserve. *EATS tomatoes.*
Severus: I am gross and have stringy hair. People like to make fun of my underwear. Did I just rhyme? o_O
Marauders: Ew! It's Snivellus! Snivvy, snsevenisnv snivvelus! [More words related to 'Snivellus' added here.] Let us go and prank him.
[Insert pranks here.]
Marauders: A ha. Ha ha ha ha. We are so funny. Go us! *Hi five.*
Peter: *Runs around in whitey tighties while the Author makes comments about how he is very gay. . .*
Lily: That wasn't very nice to do that to Sevvy.
Marauders: So?
The End.
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Remus: I am smart, and sexy in a bookish way. *Grin that is not as sexy as Sirius, but still makes everyone swoon.*
James: Hi Lily!
Lily: Hi James!
James: Do you love me Lily?
Lily: Of course!
James: Really?!
Lily: Like, no way!
[James runs off to cry in a corner.]
Peter: Boo me, because I am a whimp and no one likes me. .
*Audience throws tomatoes at Peter.*
Peter: I get what I deserve. *EATS tomatoes.*
Severus: I am gross and have stringy hair. People like to make fun of my underwear. Did I just rhyme? o_O
Marauders: Ew! It's Snivellus! Snivvy, snsevenisnv snivvelus! [More words related to 'Snivellus' added here.] Let us go and prank him.
[Insert pranks here.]
Marauders: A ha. Ha ha ha ha. We are so funny. Go us! *Hi five.*
Peter: *Runs around in whitey tighties while the Author makes comments about how he is very gay. . .*
Lily: That wasn't very nice to do that to Sevvy.
Marauders: So?
The End.
o.O
