In the deep ominous dining hall of Salem's mansion, we find the still recovering Cinder being spoon fed her meal by the loyal Emerald. The crimson warrior, however glared at the food, embarrassed that her loss against Ruby reduced her to this state. "Come on mam," Emerald encouraged, "if you want to regain your strength you got to-"

Interrupted, Cinder snatched the spoon containing her soup in an attempt to feed herself only to result in her one free hand to shake profusely.

The girl winced at the mess she made as Mercury stifled a laugh, "You know Emerald" snicker, "You might have some success if you pretended to fly the spoon in her mouth like an airplane."

Cinder glared at the assassin with great intensity, giving the impression she was ready to kill. With Emerald lecturing, "You know, it wouldn't kill you to show a little sympathy."

"Sorry Spearmint, but that's the way I am. Chicks love guys who are assholes."

Cinder simply rolled her eyes as Emerald commented, "Yeah, something tells me you've never been laid."

"Oh believe it sister, I've slept with tons of women. The trick is, it's not enough to be an asshole, but how you go about your assholish approach. Trust me if I wanted you, I could have you. Just like, how I can charm any girl that comes my way."

"Oh really," Emerald jested, "So if you wanted Salem, you'd just treat her like shit and she'd be all over you."

"I see what's you're trying to do here, you're trying to scare me away since-" at that moment, the wicked enchantress had stepped in and was peering behind Mercury. Her intrusion put both the young girls in a petrified state as Mercury went on, "-Salem is a scary demonic looking woman."

"Mercury," the thief grunted through her teeth, trying to get him to shut up.

"But believe me when I say this, if I wanted me some albino pussy-"

"MERCURY," she grunted through her teeth louder.

"I could have her on her hands and knees begging for my dick."

"Is that right," Salem hissed.

Paralyzed in fear from hearing the witch's voice coming from behind. The assassin slowly crept around to come full view of Salem herself. He muttered, "Oh uh, hey there mam. How long have you been listening?"

"Long enough." Salem leaned in closer to whisper as she looked him straight in the eyes.

"Oh well, the thing about that is-" the Assassin was interrupted at the instantaneous change of scenery. He and Salem appeared in a pitch black room with only one light over head illuminating the spot the two shared. "I'm sorry," he pleaded as he dropped to his knees, "I'm so fucking sorry I said those things, just please don't kill me."

"Relax," Salem soothed, "I'm not gonna kill you."

"Then is it torture?" He cried, "Oh please don't let it be torture."

"Well, while I wouldn't call it torture, there's no harm in mixing in a little pain with pleasure." She assured as one snap of her fingers ignited multiple candles scattered across the room revealing a single bed with shiny black silk sheets.

"Wha- wait, what is this?"

"Be honest dear, do you really want me."

Not wanting to offend his boss as he feared one false move could be the end for him, "Well... I just never thought of you that way, I was just talking out my ass back there."

"So... you don't want me."

Worried that he may have offended her, "No, no that's not what I said, I just- what the?" Mercury silenced himself at the sight of Salem letting her hair down.

With one swipe of her hand, her massive bun fell and her hair showed a long seductive wavy look, "Does this please you?"

"Uh, well," He murmured, "I'll admit, this does make you more appealing."

With a small smirk, Salem tugged one tied knot on her gown, "and... how about now." She hushed as her dress fell completely to her feet, revealing she had quite the figure.

Although the display was enticing, Mercury was still aghast, "What is happening right now?"

"Oh my," the witch chirped as she went to cup a feel of the bulge protruding from the assassin's pants, "Aren't you a big boy."

"Whoa now, uh. Can we slow down for a moment, I just need time to process thi-" before he had time to react, Salem's shadow morphed into four separated arms, as they each grabbed hold of his limbs, then lifted him up, and slammed him into the bed, pinning him down. "... Is this really happening right now?"

As Salem crawled her way onto the bed, still restraining the poor boy, "Believe me kid, I've actually had my sights on you since the moment you came here."

"Ah well, I-I don't know if I'm ready, it's just... You're my boss and honestly you're kinda scary and-"

"shush," She whispered, "Just relax and this will only hurt a little bit."

"Why does it have to hurt at all?" He pleaded.

"More fun that way, and trust me, I've been around for centuries. I know my way around the sheets and let me tell you, I've been starved for some physical contact for too long. So this is happening, so you might as well enjoy it."

"... Okay."

Three hours of passionate lovemaking later

Both Salem and Mercury were naked under the sheets with the assassin boy having a few cuts and bruises as he was panting vigorously then cheered, "That... was... AMAZING! Holy fuck that felt incredible."

"It was quite enjoyable on my end too," She commented, "Oh and don't worry, my physiology makes me incapable of catching or spreading STDs and I can't get pregnant."

"I gotta confess something, I actually have never been with anyone before. This was my first time."

"Could've fooled me," She soothed, "Tell me Mercury. What would you say to a threesome?"

Truly in awe of this question, he shot out, "I say hell to the fuck yeah, let's do it."

"I like your enthusiasm, just swear yourself as my eternal sex slave and we can keep doing this for as long as you live."

"I SWEAR, Holy FUCK do I swear to be your slave forever."

"Great," She chirped while getting out of the bed, "I'll be sure to give Adam a call and the three of us can have some real fun."

"Hell yeah we c... Wait, what?"