Interviews with the Cast!!!

Rating: PG, for no apparent reason whatsoever! ^_^

Genre: Humor/Humor

Oh, and this has been re-vamped, So now there isn't anything anyone would take the wrong way. ^_^

Disclaimer: MORE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. I don't own Team Rocket (IF [oh, and what a big IF] I did, …well, there's no telling what would happen… :-D) I own Esther and her descendants. And…that's it. -_- Darn it! Oh, and I don't own anything else, including Pokémon.

Chapter 1: The intro…

*At the Author's Lounge…*

PEH: Oh yeah, another story! Uh-huh! I rock!! MORE INSANITY!!!  Ii Kanji (Japanese for "This feels good!")!!

TCL: It's been awhile, PEH.

I-wanna-friggin-die: Yes, it *bleep* has. *Bleep* it, my *bleep* words are bleeped out. *bleep* it!

PEH: ^_^ Rated 'PG' for a reason, IWFD. ^o^ *blows bubble* ^O^*snap…POP!* (the bubble gum exploded) -X- (big mess on face)

TCL:  ^_^ heh-heh-heh…that's funny. Now, WHERE'S MY COOKIES?!

PEH: *scrapes gum off face* In the pantry, as always.

TCL: Oh, that's right! *goes to pantry and grabs 20 lb. bag of chocolate chip cookies* *sees PEH looking through window* So, PEH, *munch, crunch* you look like you're watching *crunch, munch* out for someone.

PEH: I have several appointments this week.

IWFD: With whom?

PEH: *Not hearing her, she sees a Meowth Hot-air balloon whiz by the window* Huh?

Voices: AHH!!!!!

TCL: There, there it is again!! See, IWFD, I told you I hear voices!!!

IWFD: -_- Uh-huh….

Voices: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Crash through ceiling; when the dust settles, we see Jessie, James, and Meowth in a heap on top of PEH.*

PEH: *moaning* Owwwwwwwww….@_@…the pain….

Jessie: Oy….that hurt! *bleep*, that hurt!

James: *completely out of it* Oh, lookie at the rice balls….

Meowth: Hey, where are we? *looks around*

TCL: The Author's Lounge.

Meowth: Oh, hi, TCL. Where's PEH?

PEH: Under everyone. -_- owwwie….GET OFF!!!!!!

Jessie, James: O_O AHHH!!!!! *Jump straight up*

PEH: *gets up* Hello there, Jessie, James. *brushes herself off*

James: You okay?

PEH: Yeah, thanks.

Jessie: Why were you under us in the first place?

PEH: -_- oh…for no reason…other than :-|YOU FELL ON TOP OF ME!!!!!

Meowth: *jumps up again* WAHH!!!

James: Oh, we did. Sorry…

PEH: -_- *sighs* oh well…at least you made it on time…

Jessie: O_o we did?

PEH: Yep, for once.

Jessie and James:  *dance around happily* ^_^ we actually did something right for once, doo-dah, doo-dah…!

PEH: -_-;;;

IWFD: ^_^;;;;

TCL: Wow, and I thought I was random…

*Suddenly, PEH's best friend, Matthew Bates, walks through the door.*

 Matthew: *looks around and sees PEH.* Hey, Regina! I'm ready to be taught Random Insanity now!

PEH/Regina: Yeah?

Matthew: I did my RI (Random Insanity) homework. *hands her 3 pieces of notebook paper.*

PEH/Regina: Let me make sure you didn't cheat…*checks them quickly* so far, so good. *puts them down* I'll grade them later. And, because you did your homework, you get to help with the interviews!!

Matthew: O_O YAY!!! ^_^ I'm a happy-happy parakeet that drinks sugar sewage that's been cleaned!

TCL: O_o Whatever….

Meowth: I've got a question.

PEH: What is it, oh great kitty?

Meowth: I'll stay perfectly calm while asking this…WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THE *BLEEP* INTERVIEW?!?!?!?! 

PEH/Regina: Oh, yeah! We've gotta do it, like, now!! *directs them to interview room*

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Will the insanity never end?!