Cheryl: owo I haven't been on fanfiction in awhile~ Last time I was on, I was in middle school. Now i'm in highschool and it sucks. I decided to try writing fanfiction again, because I fell IN LOVE with Pitcest pairing after playing Kid Icarus: Uprising. I just HAD to write a fic. Honestly Kid Icarus is the only game where all my ships are same gender ships. xD

Sorry if this chapter might be a little slow, I'm trying to balance out my actual story and detail, but I feel like I might have put in too much detail. I am also thinking of putting some yuri in here between Viridi and Palutena. Would you guys like that?

NOW KISS! *Shoves Pit and Pittoos faces into each other*

Pit: ?! Wha!

Pittoo: What the Fu-

Chapter 1: Reunion

"So we meet again Pittoo." The white angel declared, holding a hand to his waist, and a grin on his face.

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that Pit-stain." The dark angel sighed with an irritated smile.

The two angels had met up in Viridi's reset bomb forest arena for an arranged battle. The arena was a mess of jungle, vines, and unorganized brick platforms to fight on. The air was chilling and always sent howls that would send shivers down Pit's spine.

"Palutena!"

"Virdi!" The two goddesses shouted to one another.

"Palutena, you know I'm always right! And, just WHO saved you when you were trapped by the Chaos Kin, again? That's right, THIS GODDESS DID!" Viridi shouted her messages through telepathy. Pittoo flinched at Viridi's obnoxiously loud shouting.

"Can you please calm down you two?" He sighed exasperatedly. "I mean, what are you two even fighting about?" He shouted.

"You shut up and know your place soldier!" Viridi shouted at Pittoo even more loudly and obnoxiously this time.

"Goodness, Virdi! Without light, NATURE wouldn't be able to thrive! That's why, as goddess of light, I am the best!" Palutena argued.

"Hmph! Well, my apologies, but I just don't agree MA'AM!" Viridi huffed angrily.

"Did you… just call me… MA'AM?" Palutena growled.

Pittoo and Pit sighed, this was the fifth war that Palutena and Virdi had waged on each other. So far the two goddesses had already had several disputes about who was to be in control of the humans' fate as well as disputes over stupid things like who had the better general controlling their armies. (Even though they technically had the same general, just different versions of him.) They even went as low as to wage war on each other because of a dispute over a favorite food.

Even though the disputes were strictly personal between Palutena and Viridi, Pit and Pittoo were always the ones to be called out to battle. There were no soldiers or centurions, just the two rules for war were simple, whoevers champion was left standing, won. Another rule that the two angels had given themselves was that the use of anything other than their blades and arrows was forbidden since they felt that certain weapons would give them more of an advantage. In all, the fights were fair and stupid.

Pit and Pittoo began to laugh harmoniously, "you know the drill." The dark angel got into his battle positioning with his wings stretching out to receive Viridi's power of flight. The white angel followed with a huge grin on his face, his wings were engulfed in blue from having obtained the power of flight from Palutena. The two angels had become so accustomed to fighting these battles that they were easily able to avoid seriously injuring each other. To them, it was more of a game.

Pit launched himself at Pittoo with his blades in hand. Pittoo nimbly dodged and attempted to strike Pit in the neck with the hilt of his blades, faintly missing his chance as Pit swiftly punched Pittoo in the stomach. Pittoo flinched and grabbed the lighter angels arm. He swung Pit around and released, throwing Pit into a wall. Pit coughed and replaced his pained expression with a challenging, smug smile.

"What are you two doing? KILL EACH OTHER!" The angry goddess of nature screamed at the two angels, but the two paid no attention to her remarks and simply laughed them off.

"Pit, stop fooling around and take this fight seriously, otherwise, I'll take away your sweets for a week!" Pauletina huffed angrily.

"Aww, Lady Palutena, that's not fair!" Pit whined, Pittoo gave a delighted chuckle at the lighter angel's pleading face.

"You too Pittoo! If you don't take this seriously, then… No more flying for a week, ya got that?" Viridi scolded the darker angel.

Pittoo abruptly stopped chuckling and began to charge and scream like a barbarian. Pit quickly noticed this and swiftly dodged, jumping onto Pittoo's back and riding him as though he were getting a piggyback ride.

"Get off of me!" Pittoo jumped around trying to shake the other angel off of his back.

"Not until you surrender!" Pit pouted innocently.

The darker angel did all he could to get the lighter angel off of his back, he tried jumping up and down, he tried prying the boy off of his back, he flapped his wings furiously, and he even tried flying around in circles.

"Whoa! Whoa!" Pit tried motivating himself, "Just hold on until he surrenders!"

Unfortunately, Pit's arms gave way, but through Pit's resilience Pittoo was tired out as well. They dropped to the ground, landing on their feet, with their arrows ready and pointed at each other. They released their arrows, but neither was able to hit the other.

Pit lashed at Pittoo, hitting the dark angel with the hilts of his blades, but Pittoo easily grabbed Pit's arms and lifted him off of his feet. Pittoo threw Pit into the air like a rag doll and flew up following him from below.

"Aha! I have you now!" Pittoo smirked.

The dark angel readied an arrow as Pit desperately tried to regain his balance as he whirled through the air. Or at least, that's what the Dark angel thought he was doing.

As Pittoo was about to launch an arrow at the stumbling target, Pit flipped around to reveal his pointed and ready arrow. The two let go, both getting hit in the arm at the same time. The two angels yelped in pain and fell to the ground, both landing right next to each other, "I surrender." They both said in unison.

"What!? No way! GET UP RIGHT NOW DARK PIT!" Viridi angrily shouted at her general. "That's it, you're done flying. From now on, you're walking like the humans!"

"Pit! I've never been so disappointed! How could you lose?" Palutena feigned tears in an effort to motivate her general to continue. "No more sweets for a week!"

"I'm sorry lady Palutena, but this just isn't working." Pit sighed.

The two Pits stood up and looked at each other, Pit held out his hand and Pittoo shook it as truce. The dark angel smiled and whispered, "What do you think those two are fucking fighting about anyways?"

"I have no clue." Pit mouthed back.

In a brief moment, Pit had suddenly slapped Pitto right in the face.

"Ow!" Pittoo rubbed his cheek, "Pit, what the hell was that for?" He yelled.

The white angel blushed, "I-I d-don't know, something just came over me!" He held his hands out in defense.

Another slap echoed throughout the arena.

"Owwwww! Pittoo that really hurt!" Pit began to rub his cheek as he pouted.

"Wha-, I didn't do that!" Pittoo looked down at his hand.

Another slap from Pit.

Another slap from Pittoo.

Another slap from Pit.

And so on the pattern continued, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Dark Pit shouted, only to receive another slap from Pit.

Virdi and Palutena yelled at each other. "Stop slapping my Pit!"

"Stop slapping Pittoo!" The goddesses growled at each other.

The two angels realized that the two angry goddesses were controlling their movements and causing them to slap each other. "Ow! Ow! OW! C'mon, please stop ladies! This is really getting out of hand!" Pit sobbed in pain. "Why are you two fighting anyways?" He asked with numb cheeks as he and Pittoo continued to uncontrollably slap each other.

"Well, we're fighting because-..." Virdi's words trailed off. Both Pits were released from their goddesses grips.

"Because…" Palutena couldn't find her words either. "Well, really we're fighting because we want to see who the stronger goddess is."

"THAT'S IT?" Pittoo groaned as the palm of his hand met his face. "You two do realize that Pit and I fighting doesn't prove anything about who the stronger goddess is! Right?"

"Well-." Virdi cut off her own words. The two goddesses knew that the dark angel was correct. They had been so caught up in their rage that they didn't realize how stupid and unproductive their champions' battle was.

"Hey I know!" Pit interrupted, "Why don't you two arrange a battle, you know, for just the two of you?"

There was a moment of silence, "Hmmm… Well that could work." Palutena said. "And they do have a point. We can't measure strength through our champions."

"Yeah, let's do it! How about we battle TODAY at my place." Viridi said smugly. "I challenge you, goddess Palutena, to a duel!"

"Very well, I accept!" Palutena said with delight.

Pit and Pittoo sighed in relief, they smiled and leaned against each other as they wobbled to regain their balance after having been slapped senseless.

"Come now Pit, you deserve a nice long soak in the hot springs."

"Ok, see you soon Pittoo!" Pit smiled with a wave as Palutena's light shone down and teleported him back to Palutena's palace.

"You too Pittoo." Viridi said as her light shone down on Dark pit.

. . . .

Pit smiled gleefully as he soaked in the hot springs, he was so happy that he had been able to see Pittoo (even if it was just to beat and slap the sense out of him). After the two had defeated Hades, Pittoo became one of the generals of nature, and since then Pit had rarely ever seen Pittoo again. Really, Pit was missing Pittoo deeply. He felt like it was too quiet around without him sometimes. He missed their constant fights and arguments. He even missed Dark Pit's constant bullying.

Pit gasped at that thought. "What? I miss Pittoo's bullying? H-how can that be?" Pit dipped himself deeper into the hot spring so that only his eyes and hair were visible. He smiled to himself, "Well, it's not like we'll be separate for too long this time. We're going to Viridi's palace today."

"Pit? Are you almost finished? We have to go soon before it starts getting dark." Lady Palutena called out to the boy in the hot springs.

"R-Right, I'm coming Lady Palutena!" Pit stood up from the hot spring as Palutena left the room. The angel flapped his wings dry, dried his hair and wrapped himself in a towel. Then, He quickly gathered his regular clothes and changed into them.

After he was finished, he walked out with his usual, cheerful, and giddy smile. Lady Palutena was waiting outside the bathroom. "Ready to go?" She asked.

"Yep. I'm definitely ready."

. . . . .

Palutena teleported both her and Pit to Virdi's palace. They stood at the front gate, in front of two large oak wood doors. The palace looked like it came straight out of a fairytale. It was surrounded by a grove, with fields of wild flowers encompassing it's borders. The Palace stretched high into the sky, its brick pattern illuminating its natural like appearance. It was a very tranquil place. You'd expect nothing less from the goddess of nature.

The large doors slowly began to open, from which Virdi and Dark Pit proceeded to exit through. "Welcome to my palace." The goddess of nature proclaimed.

Pit giddily waved at Dark Pit, who in reply, gave his regular, smug smirk.

"Are you prepared to meet defeat?" Palutena stated.

"Look who's talking." Viridi smiled challengingly. She pound the bottom of her staff to the ground, sending a wave of light above the group and teleporting back to the Reset Bomb Forest arena.

"Positions!" Viridi said as she and Palutena turned their backs to each other and moved to their positions.

The two angels were going to sit this fight out and watch from a distance. They flew onto a cliff ledge that was far enough away yet close enough for them to see the fight.

"Who do you think is gonna win?" Pit asked his twin.

"Beats me, they're both equally fucking annoying, so they're probably both equally weak."

"We heard that!" Palutena and Viridi shouted at the dark angel.

He smirked as he pulled something out of his toga and bit into it with a loud CRUNCH. Pit observed the object in Pittoo's hand. It was an apple! Pit's stomach growled at the sight of it. Dark Pit's ears perked at the sound of Pit's moaning stomach, but instead of asking, he bit into his apple as though nothing had happened. However, after the second time Pit's stomach moaned, Pittoo sighed and gave Pit his half eaten apple.

"Is this oka-?" Before Pittoo could finish his sentence, Pit had already swiped the apple from Pittoo's hand and began munching hungrily.

Dark Pit shrugged. The two angels then proceeded to view the fight between the two goddesses.

"Power of light!" Palutena shouted as she raised her staff into the sky. Her long green hair flowed along with the wind currents and her eyes beamed white as she absorbed power from the sun.

"Power of the forest!" Viridi shouted with her eyes glowing a bright green.

Pit and Pittoo were completely on edge throughout the whole battle. Both goddesses were so extremely powerful that it was nearly impossible to tell who the victor would be. Pit was so awestruck that he didn't realize how far he was leaning forward and nearly fell off of the cliff until Pittoo caught him by the arm.

"A-Ah! Thanks Pittoo." Pit held a hand to his heart as he panicked slightly.

"Geez, is this how our relationship works? You do dangerous stuff and I come to your rescue?" Pittoo asked.

Pit smiled, "I know you'll always have my back Pittoo."

Pittoo felt a blush creep onto his face at the boys remarks.

"Oh look, are they done already?" Pit held a hand up to shield his eyes from the sun. The two Pits looked to see that both of their goddesses lay on the brick tiles of the platforms trying to catch their breath. "Let's go check on them."

Pit flew down to the goddesses with Dark Pit following behind him.

They landed on their feet and observed the scenario. They noticed that about half of the battlefield had been desolated by the goddesses wrath.

"Lady Palutena! Are you alright?" Pit kneeled down beside his goddess.

She woozily looked up into Pit's eyes, "Oh Pit, yes. I'm fine. Just tired." she inhaled and exhaled deeply as she elbowed herself up off of the ground with Pit allowing her to use his shoulder for support.

Viridi groaned as she began to rise as well, "Aren't you gonna help me up, you idiot?" Viridi glared daggers at Dark Pit. The dark angel simply looked away and began to whistle as though nothing had happened. Viridi growled. "Let's call it a day Palutena."

"I agree." The green haired goddess gave a sigh of relief. "C'mon Pit, let's go." The goddess raised her staff to teleport the two back to her own palace, but she was completely exhausted and unable to hold her staff up for long. "Oh… I guess I'm too exhausted."

"It's okay Palutena, you can spend the day at my place." The blonde goddess smiled and raised her staff to teleport everyone back to her palace.

. . . .

When they got to the palace, both goddesses let out an exasperated sigh of relief. "I'll have my guards prepare a room for you Palutena." Viridi said. She called her woodland guards and gave them their instructions.

"Thank you Viridi, that is very…. k-kind… of you." Palutena coughed out the specific word, 'kind'.

Viridi huffed at Palutena's rudeness.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Pit jumped, emphasising his presence. "What about me? Can I sleep in Pittoo's room?"

Dark Pit's eyes widened, "No! No! Absolutely not! No fucking way!" he blushed.

Viridi smirked at Pittoos reaction. "Alright Pit, you'll sleep with Dark Pit tonight."

"What! why?!" The dark angel hollered.

"As punishment for disobeying me and losing your battle with Pit."

"Listen here Viridi, I take orders from NO ONE, absolutely NO ONE, You understa-" The dark angel was cut off by a sad Pit hugging his arm. The lighter angel was giving a pouting look that would make anyone melt.

"But Pittoo, I haven't seen you in so long!" He whined.

Pittoo looked at the boy, his lips were quivering and his eyes looked like that of a lost puppy's. He stared into Pit's ocean blue orbs for a moment and finally sighed in defeat. "Alright."

Pit's giddy smile returned as he hugged Pittoo tightly.

. . . .

"Dinner's ready." Viridi called out to the two angels who were inside Pittoo's room playing board games. They headed down the stairs and to the dining room where Viridi and Palutena had already begun eating. Both goddesses gave each other angered looks and were gulping down the drink of the gods as though they were competing with each other.

Arlon, one of Viridi's generals as well as butler, set food on the gigantic dining table, gave a bow, and left the room.

Pit sat next to Pittoo and they both made small talk. They were discussing what they had been doing during the others absence.

Through the time Dark Pit had become Virdi's general he had been able to catch several rogue chaos kins and scare some humans into fearing him as a God.

"That's not a very nice thing to do to humans." Pit stated.

"Hmph, some humans they were, acting all tough and above me. Someone had to show them who's boss." While Dark pit was speaking, leaning against his chair, with his arms folded behind his head, eyes closed, and his normal smug smirk carving his face, Pit swiped some of the sweets off of Pittoo's plate and gobbled them up hastily.

"You know their leader was a fucking pig, I can't believe people like that are in charge, I mean how is that even possible? What idiot decides who's in charge and who's not? I don't see why you make such a big deal about huma- Hey. what." Dark Pit looked down at his plate, confused. Pit smiled innocently. The Dark angel's eyes widened. "Why you little-!"

Pittoo tackled Pit down and the two of them began to wrestle. They laughed as Pit pinned Pittoo down, but Pittoo quickly retaliated and flipped their positions, wrapping his legs around Pit to hold him down.

Palutena and Virdi viewed the scene and couldn't help but smile at how well the two angels got along.

The two angels eventually got tired of their little fight and stood up. Pit yawned and stretched his arms. "I'm sleepy. Let's go to bed Pittoo." Pit leaned against the darker angel lazily, as though to say, 'carry me, I'm too tired.'

"Don't call me Pittoo." The dark angel sighed, grabbing the lighter, sleepy angel's hand and guiding him to his room.

Viridi and Palutena observed the close relationship between Pit and Pittoo. "I feel slightly, jealous of them?" Palutena thought to herself. "They have such an adorable relationship."

"Hey Palutena, do you want to sleepover in my room since you seem so jealous?" Virdi asked with a wide, drunken grin, "I can always poof out an extra bed. Plus, this place tends to be pretty creepy at night." It was true, the dimmed lights and darkness outside the wood framed windows did give off an eerie feel to the palace.
"R-Really? Are you sure that's alright with you?" Palutena asked.

"Yeah sure, I mean… It could be just like a sleepover." The blonde goddess smiled.

"Okay then." Palutena said. She never had a sleepover before.

. . . . .

"Pittoo~. Pittoo~, Pittoo~..." Pit whined in his sleep.

"What?" The Dark angel sighed as he curled up in his bedsheets.

"Can I sleep next to you? The floor is so cold… so lonely." Pit said with a sorrowful voice, "I feel like I'm gonna die all alone… into darkness… foreva alone… in the cold…"

"Did you drink the drink of the gods and get hung over?" Pittoo asked.

"No~..." Pit groaned, "Can I please sleep with you?"

There was a long moment of silence in the dark room, "No." Pittoo said, "Now go to bed." He hugged the blankets.

"B-but, please?" Pit pleaded. "Your bed is huge." He was right, the bed was a king size, it was definitely big enough for two.

Pittoo groaned and flipped to his other side. "Fine, just don't sleep too close to me." Pittoo didn't have the energy to argue with the cheery angel, so he allowed Pit to get his way.

"Ok!" Pit whispered with glee as he snuggled next to his counterpart and moaned in happiness as his back cracked. The floor really took a toll on him."Goodnight Pittoo!" Pit snuggled under the blankets and fell asleep.

"I told you to stop calling me Pittoo." Pittoo softly groaned as he went to sleep.

Cheryl: So, what did you think? This is my first Kid Icarus fanfic so I hope you'll like it. Also be sure to review because I always love compliments and I always find advice helpful. Also, I want to know, Do you want M rated Yuri? The M rated Yaoi shall come so don't worry, I'm just wondering what to do with the Yuri scenes.

Id like to give a special thank to all the Pitcest writers and artists for motivating me xD I just ship them sooooooo much! I'd love to collab and such.

I think I'll have a 3 chapters each week or so, because I'm able to write 3 chapters a week. So please review or else Dark Pit will haunt your dreams!

Dark Pit: I think they want me to haunt their dreams.

Cheryl: Then DO review and Dark Pit will haunt your dreams! Unless you're a dude, then maybe Palutena will haunt your dreams, idk the person you want will haunt your dreams so REVIEW NOW :D