Jake: I'm going to go over to Lady's for Valentines Day, how 'bout you?

Finn: I don't think I'm going to celebrate Valentines Day.

Jake: Your what?

Finn: Isn't Valentines Day only for couples?

Jake: Yeah but you can find someone. Who do you think you might have a crush on or something.

Finn: Hmm, well I have been getting this weird feeling whenever I'm around Marceline. I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach. But whenever I try to get in a relationship with her she always does something to counteract it.

Jake: Hold on let me think.

10 minutes later.

Jake: Finn, I bought this book about Valentines Day from a witch that sells things that help people out and stuff, she is pretty cool.

Finn: ZZZZZZZ Marceli-ZZZZ AAAAAAAAAAHHH

Jake: Dude?

Finn: She's here, she's here. AAAAAAAAAAHHH

Jake: FINN.

Finn: What. Did I...

Jake: Yeah, but this time you were talkin' about Marceline too. Anyways, I bought this book about Valentines Day from a witch that sells things that help people out and stuff, she is pretty cool.

Finn: You what?

Jake: What?

Finn: You bought it from a witch?

Jake: Well Yeah, but she was a good witch.

Finn: Oh, okay. can I see the book

Jake: Sure.

7 hours, 36 minutes, and 27 seconds later

Finn's thoughts: Dang it, the crayon melted... I have an Idea

Valentines Day

Finn: Hello? Marceline?

Marceline: BOO

Finn: Hi Marcie.

Marceline: Only my friends call me Marcie. Just Kidding, everyone does.

Finn: So Jake bought this book about Valentines Day and I brought you some roses.

Marcie: You know Valentines is only for couples right?

Finn: Yeah but it was the only way for him to shutup, plus well I... sort of kinda, like you.

Marcie's face turns red as her immediate response is to say I like you to.

Finn: Jake said that he and Lady are going to make out but he said it wasn't in the book.

Marcie: We can make out a little, But no tongue. I'm hungry but not that much.

Marcie's thoughts: What's this? A card thats sweet, ooh yeah its red.

Marcie: Uh Finn?

Finn: Yeah?

Marcie: What did you use for red on this card?

Finn: Well the card I was using melted because I was sitting by the fire so I used my blood for the rest of it.

Marcie: Finn, when a vampire tastes blood there emotions are amplified based on what they are currently doing and we were just making out.

Finn: What does that mean?

Marcie: FORGET THE TONGUE RULE.