Jake: I'm going to go over to Lady's for Valentines Day, how 'bout you?
Finn: I don't think I'm going to celebrate Valentines Day.
Jake: Your what?
Finn: Isn't Valentines Day only for couples?
Jake: Yeah but you can find someone. Who do you think you might have a crush on or something.
Finn: Hmm, well I have been getting this weird feeling whenever I'm around Marceline. I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach. But whenever I try to get in a relationship with her she always does something to counteract it.
Jake: Hold on let me think.
10 minutes later.
Jake: Finn, I bought this book about Valentines Day from a witch that sells things that help people out and stuff, she is pretty cool.
Finn: ZZZZZZZ Marceli-ZZZZ AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jake: Dude?
Finn: She's here, she's here. AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jake: FINN.
Finn: What. Did I...
Jake: Yeah, but this time you were talkin' about Marceline too. Anyways, I bought this book about Valentines Day from a witch that sells things that help people out and stuff, she is pretty cool.
Finn: You what?
Jake: What?
Finn: You bought it from a witch?
Jake: Well Yeah, but she was a good witch.
Finn: Oh, okay. can I see the book
Jake: Sure.
7 hours, 36 minutes, and 27 seconds later
Finn's thoughts: Dang it, the crayon melted... I have an Idea
Valentines Day
Finn: Hello? Marceline?
Marceline: BOO
Finn: Hi Marcie.
Marceline: Only my friends call me Marcie. Just Kidding, everyone does.
Finn: So Jake bought this book about Valentines Day and I brought you some roses.
Marcie: You know Valentines is only for couples right?
Finn: Yeah but it was the only way for him to shutup, plus well I... sort of kinda, like you.
Marcie's face turns red as her immediate response is to say I like you to.
Finn: Jake said that he and Lady are going to make out but he said it wasn't in the book.
Marcie: We can make out a little, But no tongue. I'm hungry but not that much.
Marcie's thoughts: What's this? A card thats sweet, ooh yeah its red.
Marcie: Uh Finn?
Finn: Yeah?
Marcie: What did you use for red on this card?
Finn: Well the card I was using melted because I was sitting by the fire so I used my blood for the rest of it.
Marcie: Finn, when a vampire tastes blood there emotions are amplified based on what they are currently doing and we were just making out.
Finn: What does that mean?
Marcie: FORGET THE TONGUE RULE.
