Spencer Does Nothing
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Spencer, I'm going out!" Carly stated as she was heading towards the door, wearing a black shirt and tight blue jeans.
Spencer shrugged, resting on the couch as he was looking at the television set. "Okay."
Carly turned around as she moved her hands around. "Spencer, are you gonna say anything to stop me?"
"Nah." Spencer replied as he yawned loudly.
"...What are you even doing?" Carly asked as she squinted her eyes.
Spencer raised his head as he faced Carly. "Trying to think of a funny story."
"Why? Isn't there anything interesting you do when I'm not around?" Carly remarked as she approached the couch.
Spencer nodded as he turned his head to the TV set. "Yeah. Watch television."
Carly rolled her eyes as she placed her hands on her hips. "Gee, that sounds exciting."
"It actually does, yeah." Spencer replied. "It has all the best time wasting activities to rot your brain and make you regret living. Like... daytime television."
Carly sighed as she shook her head once more, approaching Spencer as she bent down. "You know there's something better than that."
"Really?" Spencer asked as his eyes lit up, blinking. "What is it, Carly?"
Carly then ripped a brassy fart in Spencer's face, laughing as Spencer screamed, flailing his arms about in disgust.
"Augh! Carly!" Spencer screamed as he fell off the couch, landing on top of Carly.
Carly screamed in pain as she tried struggling out, but Spencer was too heavy, much to her dismay.
"Oh great, now I'm not gonna be able to meet up with Sam and Freddy!" Carly groaned in annoyance, turning to the television. "At least I don't have to deal with..." She gasped in horror as she noticed what was on the TV screen. "Educational television!? Oh no!"
