Hey ! Another OS in the Google Recognition Messes Up series ! This one was sooo fun to write, I hope you enjoy reading it !
[From: Brokuto] cool testicles, bro
[From: Kubro] wtf are you talking about
[From: Brokuto] [Attached file: whiskers]
[From: Kubro] bo don't tell me
[From: Kubro] kenma is such a little shit
[From: Brokuto] bro you never told me about this swimsuit!
[From: Kubro] why would i? it's super ugly
[From: Brokuto] these are CAT SWIMMING TRUNKS
[From: Brokuto] there are WHISKERS on your CROTCH
[From: Brokuto] I can't believe I had to ask Kenma for this picture even after I gave you my owl one
[From: Kubro] i can't believe kenma gave it to you
[From: Kubro] forget that, kenma probably gave you worse
[From: Brokuto] OOOOH YEAH but I'm not going to torment you just yet
[From: Brokuto] Akaashi probably will though
[From: Kubro] you gave these to Akaashi ?!
[From: Brokuto] Kenma gave these to Akaashi
[From: Kubro] i'm gonna go kill them brb
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[From: kuro] kenma
[From: kuro] kenma answer me omg
[From: kuro] don't go radio silent i know you're here
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[From: Tadashi] Hum, Kuroo ?
[From: Kuroo :3] tadashi. no. don't tell me you too!
[From: Tadashi] I did receive the pictures
[From: Tadashi] I haven't looked at them yet but Kenma seemed excited and they all have very intriguing names. Should I worry ?
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[From: Akaashi] Kuroo-san, I didn't think you'd look so bad with a hat on.
[From: Kubro] akaashi wtf leave me alone
[From: trash talk] Bokuto is still laughing at the bathing suit, which was admittedly hilarious, but he is missing out on the best.
[From: Kubro] don't you have anything better to do while you two are out on a date?
[From: trash talk] Oh, believe me, we are having a very good time.
[From: Kubro] you two have no respect
[From: trash talk] Socks and sandals is having no respect, Kuroo-san, we are merely pointing out the obvious.
[From: Kubro] let it die already! the team roasted me last year, i think i've had enough
[From: trash talk] Kuroo-san, this picture is from the last holidays. You didn't learn anything.
[From: Kubro] it was a cold evening ok? kenma was supposed to delete this picture!
[From: trash talk] Never forget, Kuroo-san, never forget.
[From: Kubro] i hate you all omg
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[From: kuro] kenma i will have my revenge, i swear
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[From: Kuroo :3] if you love me please don't look at these pictures
[From: Tadashi] It's a bit too late, Kuroo
[From: Tadashi] You shouldn't worry, most of them are cute
[From: Kuroo :3] thanks tadashi but i think you're the only one who will find them cute
[From: Tadashi] okuto has been snapchatting most of them with little hearts in the captions
[From: Tadashi] And Kenma added a cat stamp on their favourites
[From: Kuroo :3] i am never going to see the end of it am
[From: Tadashi] It's ok, Kuroo, it'll calm down eventually
[From: Kuroo :3] you don't know them tadashi, you really don't
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[From: trash talk] I was mistaken, Kuroo-san. The hat is nothing next to the headband.
[From: Kuroo] just let me die already
[From: trash talk] We'll print all these wonderful photos to pin them inside your coffin, don't worry.
[From: Kuroo] amazing. i'm thrilled. my friends are so nice
[From: trash talk] Don't sulk, Kuroo-san, pouting doesn't suit you either. Did you drop that ice cream on yourself ?
[From: Kuroo] i'd be impressed by your level of passing aggressive commenting if it wasn't directed at me
[From: Kuroo] can't you comment on Kenma's incredible bed head while you're at it ?
[From: trash talk] I hadn't even noticed, I was too distracted trying to spot the birds nesting in yours
[From: Kuroo] glad to help Akaashi
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[From: kuro] kenmaaaa
[From: kitten] dont whine
[From: kuro] you deserve it!
[From: kitten] have u talked to yamaguchi
[From: kuro] yeah, a bit, why?
[From: kitten] talk to them again ull thank me later
[From: kuro] yeah right i talked with akaashi and i'm not thanking you at all ever
[From: kuro] bokuto has been laughing at me for like half an hour
[From: kuro] kenmaaaa
[From: kuro] such a mean kitten
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[From: Brokuto] DUDE DUDE OMG
[From: Brokuto] you should wear skirts more often
[From: Kubro] really ?
[From: Brokuto] YEAH ! it looks so good on your legs
[From: Kubro] thanks bro
[From: Kubro] i'm glad you're at least appreciating these pics a little bit
[From: Brokuto] also if you could lend one to Akaashi I think he'd look stunning
[From: Kubro] i changed my mind don't talk to me ever again
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[From: trash talk] I will buy my own skirts, Kuroo-san.
[From: Kuroo] i never even offered you one omg
[From: trash talk] (12:22) You'd better not. Although, these are comparatively better than your usual clothing.
[From: trash talk] Kenma picked the skirts, didn't they ?
[From: Kuroo] i need new friends
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[From: Tadashi] Kuroo, that eyeliner was Kenma's, right ?
[From: Kuroo :3] yeah, they insisted on making me a cat wing or whatever
[From: Tadashi] Well if you want to use it more you should buy your own instead of using theirs, it's pretty expensive
[From: Kuroo :3] is this your indirect way of saying it looked good on me?
[From: Kuroo :3] cute, tadashi!
[From: Kuroo :3] hey apparently there is a picture of me with a skirt? you should look at this one too
[From: Tadashi] It's your new contact picture
[From: Kuroo :3] so you got rid of this horrible sleeping face! at least one good thing came out of this disaster!
[From: Kuroo :3] gtg, i need to talk to akaashi and do some damage control before he sends any picture to tooru
[From: Kuroo :3] see you!
[From: Tadashi] See you ! 3
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[From: kuro] yeah all right it wasn't all that bad
[From: kuro] you still owe me for all the shit akaashi is going to give me though
[From: kitten] dont get ur hopes up kuro i still have ammo.. dont tempt me
More hc !
– Kenma does have a lot of ammo, half of it courtesy of Yaku. Do not even try to cross Yaku, this man will dig serious shit about you that you didn't even think still existed, and he will give you hell for it. Aka the infamous "Kuroo attacked by an army of stray cats while carrying tuna" picture from their first year Kuroo forbids the team to ever talk about in public.
– Also, Kuroo is a massive dork. Dropped his ice cream on his favourite t-shirt because he was talking with his hands and forgot there was now ice cream in them too. Does not comb his hair at all throughout the holidays, or like, most days, let's not kid ourselves. Wears sandals and socks because nights are cold in April. All of these are personal experiences and I don't know what it tells about me.
– The owl picture Bokuto is talking about is his pride and shame. When he was four, an owl landed on his head and he started crying. His parents took a video ("he was making a face even uglier than the owl's", according to Kenma). As Akaashi told Konoha later on, "he actually thinks an owl came to bless him when he was younger". Love this poor kid.
- Bokuto types perfectly well (or at least properly) in texts, because Akaashi likes reading actual Japanese. But oooh you should see him in a skype chat (yes I have a skype chat planned for this series)
– Do you know who is excitedly taking (embarrassing) pictures of everyone ? Lev. Definitely Lev. Yaku is a Proud Mum and glad to know his legacy of photo shaming will survive after he leaves the team.
Thank you so much for reading !
