A/N: According to my cousins, Susan B(Harry) and CarGarBinx(Ron), and my
sister, SilverRock13(Ginny), I am writing the letters from Hermione, an
honorable responsibility I have so graciously accepted. To see their
replies, visit their pages.
Dear Ginny,
It's simply smashing to hear from you! Has Ron said anything about me this summer? I can't express how ecstatic I am to hear that he likes me. I know you know how I feel about him. Cooking for yourself sounds interesting, especially since I've heard you can't cook "for beans" as they say here in Hicktown, CA. They call it Hicktown because everyone squeezes into the tightest Wranglers their arses can get into accompanied by belt buckles so big they double as a dinner plate. It's really quite a funny site to see. It's great you have a boyfriend, but Madison?........from Ravenclaw? Why? Anyways, count me in for your shindig at his place next week. I can't wait. Is Ronald coming? Maybe we'll hook up.
-Hermione
Dear Ginny,
It's simply smashing to hear from you! Has Ron said anything about me this summer? I can't express how ecstatic I am to hear that he likes me. I know you know how I feel about him. Cooking for yourself sounds interesting, especially since I've heard you can't cook "for beans" as they say here in Hicktown, CA. They call it Hicktown because everyone squeezes into the tightest Wranglers their arses can get into accompanied by belt buckles so big they double as a dinner plate. It's really quite a funny site to see. It's great you have a boyfriend, but Madison?........from Ravenclaw? Why? Anyways, count me in for your shindig at his place next week. I can't wait. Is Ronald coming? Maybe we'll hook up.
-Hermione
