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"Oh no, I'm a cat!" screamed Fang, trying desperately to pick up the kappa maki in front of her. She had been waiting for Lightning at her favourite sushi joint when it happened. She was just sitting there, minding her business, when she got a call.
"Hey, it's me", said the caller.
"Mmm, sup Hope?"
"Van-Van is dead. Found her on the couch this morning."
"Reals?"
"Yeh, weird thing is.. She's a cat"
"..."
"And so am I"
Suddenly, Fang sneezed, and she turned into a cat.
"Damn, we're all cats", said Fang.
"Shit's cray, right?" meowed Hope, somewhat distantly. "Snow and Sazzles are on the way now. Snow's got a cat, y'know? Says he can look after us."
Fang slipped her phone into her cat pants. She wasn't wearing any though, so she just left it on the table.
