To everyone who read my Axel's top tips this is sort of from the same series so if anyone liked either that one or this one and wants me to do more I am more than happy to. And if anyone has any ideas on whom else they want advice from I'll see what I can do, so let me know. :D

Disclaimer: still don't own it I bet that's a shock to you all

Sora's Top 5 Tips on How to convince everyone your straight

Tip 1: Say your male best friends name repeatedly- [Falling to his knees] "Riku! It's Riku. Riku's here... I looked for you!"

When trying to prove to the world that you are not in fact gay the best way to show this is to repeat a male best friend's name repeatedly. This not only shows that you only want friendship from said male but display's your obvious manliness

Tip 2: Talk about feelings a lot – "Xemnas. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings. Don't you remember?"

If they are for some reason still doubting your sexuality at this point prove them all wrong by talking openly about your feelings especially with people who our trying to kill you

Tip3: be unable to tell the difference between male and female- Sora: "You're a girl?"
Mulan: "You didn't notice?"

If people notice that you can't tell the difference between male and female they are sure to believe you're straight and about time to if the over steps haven't worked for you

Tip 4: be excited all the time –"And then we can go see Santa!"

If you still haven't convinced people maybe you're doing it wrong? Or you need to try harder anyway if you can't convince people with this one to worry there's still one more tip so don't panic

Tip 5: Be prepared to spend eternity alone with a male best friend - Riku:" If the world is made of light and darkness... We'll be the darkness."

When people see your willing to spend the rest of your life with your male friend they are bound to see that you are indeed straight and there was never was any doubt … and if that doesn't work good luck to you!

Don't listen to Sora he's an idiot –

Sora: I don't get it. Why's everybody been calling me Roxas?
Riku: Because, Sora. Roxas is your Nobody.
Sora: My... Nobody? But that's crazy, I never turned into a Heart... Oh, right.

A/N- I would kind of like to add that I don't like this one as much as the axel one and also I don't think any of these things make a person gay or that anyone who is or isn't gay should have to prove otherwise I'm just trying to be funny

So review and tell me if I succeeded or not and if you want to yell at me fair enough your all entitled to your opinions

I'm also thinking the next one might either Lexaeus tips on how to be noticed or Riku's tips on how to be a good guy