It was a sunny afternoon in May when the owl came.
Dear Harry,
Professor Snape has been taken hostage by the savage merpeople at the
bottom of the lake. Since you did such a good job in the Triwizard
Tournament in rescuing Ron I figured you wouldn't mind getting him.
Thanks, very much.
- Albus Dumbledore
Harry read it aloud to Ron who burst in to laughter at once.
"S-Snape has b-been taken by merpeople!" he chocked between howls of
laughter.
"Do you think he would mind if we took some of his gillyweed to save
his ungrateful ass?" said Harry.
"Who cares" answered Ron "I can't wait to go down in the lake with
you."
"And just what are you intending to do to Harry down there?" said
Hermione's voice behind them. Ron didn't answer.
"Why we going into the lake?" asked Hermione
"To play with the merpeople while Harry has his way with Snape" said
Ron sarcastically. Harry told her the real reason while actually
thinking he might do what Ron had suggested. Five minuets passed
before Hermione said, "well lets go get the gillyweed." She had to
pull Harry up because he was to lost in fantasies about how sexy Snape
would look underwater. They went and got the gillyweed and headed to
the lake. Hermione Slowly started taking off her robes so that they
wouldn't make her sink and Ron had to rush in the water so that no one
would notice his boner. Harry took of his socks and shoes and waded in
too. They all ate their gillyweed together and dived in. On their way
to the bottom they saw the giant squid, Moaning Myrtle, and some poop,
which probably came down from one of the school toilets like Moaning
Myrtle did. They finally found the Mervillage. They swam around a bit
looking for the head merperson, but she was no place to be seen. They
finally stopped and asked for directions, it was Hermione's idea. She
wrote with her wand the following words: Where is the head merperson?
The merman they were asking pointed to a big merhouse that had a big
sign over it that said: Head Merpersons home and headquarters They
swam away. Harry was thinking to himself, I never would have thought
of that, and when he tried to say that to the others all that came out
were two big bubbles. Hermione pulled out her wand and waved it at
herself and then at Harry. "What did you say?" asked Hermione. "Why
didn't you do that in the first place!" said Harry. Hermione ignored
him. Mean while Ron was waving his arms franticly a stream of bubbles
coming from his mouth.
"I wonder what he wants," said Hermione.
"Who cares" Replied Harry. They swam on, Ron still shouting words
Harry and Hermione could not hear. They arrived at the merpersons
house and burst open the door only to find the sexiest thing, in
Harry's opinion, on Earth. The Head Mermaid seemed to raping Snape.
Well maybe not rape Harry thought, he seemed to be enjoying himself,
and as Ron always says, when ever Hermione is around, you can't rape
the willing. "More MORE!" she screamed and Snape's pace quickened.
Hermione vomited the sheet had slid of the merbed. Harry had a strong
erg to kill the head merperson and have his way with Snape. He
spotted the large collection of spears hanging on the walls and
grabbed one. He ran to kill the mermaid; the quicker he killed her the
quicker he could have fun with Snape. It was quick, he stabbed her and
she died. "POTTER," yelled Snape "what are you doing?" "Here I'll show
you!" screamed Harry in an extremely horny voice. He leaped onto the
bed, touched Snape's wonderful greasy hair for a moment before turning
him around and having his way with him. After Harry had finished and
Snape had fainted from pleasure, he looked up only to find an
appalling act taking place Ron and Hermione were "Having Fun." Harry
took Snape by the robes and swam as fast as he could back to the
surface.
THE END
Dear Harry,
Professor Snape has been taken hostage by the savage merpeople at the
bottom of the lake. Since you did such a good job in the Triwizard
Tournament in rescuing Ron I figured you wouldn't mind getting him.
Thanks, very much.
- Albus Dumbledore
Harry read it aloud to Ron who burst in to laughter at once.
"S-Snape has b-been taken by merpeople!" he chocked between howls of
laughter.
"Do you think he would mind if we took some of his gillyweed to save
his ungrateful ass?" said Harry.
"Who cares" answered Ron "I can't wait to go down in the lake with
you."
"And just what are you intending to do to Harry down there?" said
Hermione's voice behind them. Ron didn't answer.
"Why we going into the lake?" asked Hermione
"To play with the merpeople while Harry has his way with Snape" said
Ron sarcastically. Harry told her the real reason while actually
thinking he might do what Ron had suggested. Five minuets passed
before Hermione said, "well lets go get the gillyweed." She had to
pull Harry up because he was to lost in fantasies about how sexy Snape
would look underwater. They went and got the gillyweed and headed to
the lake. Hermione Slowly started taking off her robes so that they
wouldn't make her sink and Ron had to rush in the water so that no one
would notice his boner. Harry took of his socks and shoes and waded in
too. They all ate their gillyweed together and dived in. On their way
to the bottom they saw the giant squid, Moaning Myrtle, and some poop,
which probably came down from one of the school toilets like Moaning
Myrtle did. They finally found the Mervillage. They swam around a bit
looking for the head merperson, but she was no place to be seen. They
finally stopped and asked for directions, it was Hermione's idea. She
wrote with her wand the following words: Where is the head merperson?
The merman they were asking pointed to a big merhouse that had a big
sign over it that said: Head Merpersons home and headquarters They
swam away. Harry was thinking to himself, I never would have thought
of that, and when he tried to say that to the others all that came out
were two big bubbles. Hermione pulled out her wand and waved it at
herself and then at Harry. "What did you say?" asked Hermione. "Why
didn't you do that in the first place!" said Harry. Hermione ignored
him. Mean while Ron was waving his arms franticly a stream of bubbles
coming from his mouth.
"I wonder what he wants," said Hermione.
"Who cares" Replied Harry. They swam on, Ron still shouting words
Harry and Hermione could not hear. They arrived at the merpersons
house and burst open the door only to find the sexiest thing, in
Harry's opinion, on Earth. The Head Mermaid seemed to raping Snape.
Well maybe not rape Harry thought, he seemed to be enjoying himself,
and as Ron always says, when ever Hermione is around, you can't rape
the willing. "More MORE!" she screamed and Snape's pace quickened.
Hermione vomited the sheet had slid of the merbed. Harry had a strong
erg to kill the head merperson and have his way with Snape. He
spotted the large collection of spears hanging on the walls and
grabbed one. He ran to kill the mermaid; the quicker he killed her the
quicker he could have fun with Snape. It was quick, he stabbed her and
she died. "POTTER," yelled Snape "what are you doing?" "Here I'll show
you!" screamed Harry in an extremely horny voice. He leaped onto the
bed, touched Snape's wonderful greasy hair for a moment before turning
him around and having his way with him. After Harry had finished and
Snape had fainted from pleasure, he looked up only to find an
appalling act taking place Ron and Hermione were "Having Fun." Harry
took Snape by the robes and swam as fast as he could back to the
surface.
THE END
