Chapter 1: Hilarity Ensues
So there was this one time, when Mizuki told Naruto it would be such a good idea to steal Konoha's forbidden scrolls, you know – to save them. Because secretly Iruka was evil, only Iruka didn't know it yet.
Naruto sat there practicing on the forest ground, when he found a summoning jutsu. Naruto had never heard of summoning before. Interesting, he thought, this might be a way to finally outmatch Sasuke! So he tried it. Nothing happened. Naruto groaned, and lay flat on his back,
"Why am I such a loser?" he said out loud,
very surprised when just seconds later there came an answer.
"You got dropped on your head."
"I told you to keep quiet!" someone else hissed. "He could be dangerous."
"Yeah, a ten year old kid? Not likely," Naruto heard the first guy say.
These must be the enemies, thought Naruto, and held on to his forbidden scroll.
"Come out now, or you'll be sorry. Believe it!"
A bald, rosy head peeked out from behind the bush. Then this boy, not much older than Naruto himself, came running at him with outspread arms. Naruto pulled out his kunai.
"Wait, you're not an Air Nomad?" said the boy.
"I thought you said to be quiet! What are you doing, standing over there?"
The first guy appeared, a tall black haired teen, with a very ugly face. It looked like…like someone had melted part of it.
"What are you looking at?" he said when he caught Naruto staring.
"None of your fucking business! And I'm not a ten-year-old! I'm twelve!"
The bald kid backed away.
"Whoa," he said. "We're your friends, we wish you no harm. My name is Aang, and this here is Zuko. What's your name?"
And the bald kid did a sort of weird bow, the ones Samurai used to do centuries ago, before they had swords. But that Zuko guy kept glaring at Naruto, from behind shielded lids. Naruto spitted on the ground.
"Name's Uzumaki Naruto, I'm gonna be Hokage some day."
Zuko was not impressed.
"So, what is that?" said Aang, pointing at the heavy scroll, nearly half Naruto's size.
"Secret. I'm not telling!"
Zuko and Aang looked at each other, as Naruto sat back down to practice the summoning jutsu again. He had to get it right some time. Naruto didn't believe in giving up.
He said the ancient runes, unaware that he was mispronouncing most of it, flicked his tongue, twisted his fingers. But nothing happened. Aang had started making daisy chains from the pretty little flowers that grew by the trees, while Zuko looked bored out of his mind.
"Do you think that's…magic?" said Aang once Naruto was done.
"That's stupid. Magic doesn't exist."
Naruto frowned. He had been frowning all this time, but now it got deeper, a real deep frown. The kind that gives you wrinkles in old age.
"It's not magic! It's ninjutsu!"
Aang perked up, seemingly with newfound interest. And while he did so, he left off the ground, flying through the air. Naruto dropped the scroll. He couldn't believe his eyes. Are these people…ninja?
"Hey Twinkletoes! You here too?"
All three boys turned in direction of the new sound. Naruto saw a girl of approximately his own age, two older girls, and one guy. This place was getting too crowded.
"Don't be afraid. These are my friends," said Aang, and introduced all of them.
Naruto's head began spinning. Katara hugged Aang, and when Naruto asked if they were dating, Katara looked away disgustedly while Aang blushed. Then Sokka said that him and Suki were dating, and everybody laughed. From somewhere some weird flying mammal appeared, and Sokka cried
"Momo! I've found you!"
At that point Naruto decided these people were seriously weird, and he needed to get rid of them. He told them he had homework to do, and left.
In another, quieter, part of the forest, Naruto sat down to train his jutsu. He opened the scroll and tried again. At first nothing happened, but after two or three times, Naruto felt he really got the hang of it. And on the fourth time he summoned three hot babes. Naruto's eyes nearly fell out their sockets.
The first one was tall, really tall, she had long legs and a really nice ass. Her hair was long and black, and parts of it were tied up in buns. The second one was a shorter female, she had a comely aristocratic face, and her body proportions were exquisite. But the third…Naruto really liked the third. She was…simply hot. Her face was very, very cute, her boobs were very, very big. Shortly speaking, she was everything Naruto had ever wanted in his porn.
Then they just walked away, not saying a single word to Naruto.
"Hey, hey! Come back here! I summoned you."
The beauties didn't return. And all the forest was dusk and gloom again. And Naruto went back to his scroll and started practicing clone jutsu. And then Iruka came, and Naruto got his genin rank, and you all know how that story went…
But the next day, when the genin were assigned to teams, Naruto was in for a surprise.
A/N: This is a fluffy spin-off from my main Avatar fic "Battle for BaSingSe". What if the GAang met Naruto? The answer my anime-deprived mind came up with was too much fun to pass up. Enjoy!
