I just watched the episode "Spa Day" yesterday, and just had to write this! Tell me what y'all think!
Perry walked up to the door and knocked. There was no answer, so he knocked a second time. No reply. He put his ear to the door and listened. He could some sort of music…and a strange noise. It sounded like a person in pain…
Now alarmed, Perry backed up as far as he was able, before charging the door. It easily came off it's hinge.
He stopped and stared.
There stood Carl, clad in doctor's equipment, wearing a grassy skirt and…coconut bra. He was wiggling from side to side, eyes closed, at some hilarious-sounding kind of song.
"Doctor Coconut
Watch out!
Here he comes
Doctor Coconut…"
Carl opened his eyes, and froze during mid-twist.
"Uh, Agent P…" he said embarrassedly, eyes wide."…how long have you been standing there?"
Perry opened his mouth, but since he was unable to actually speak, he closed it again. Instead, he held out a small piece of paper.
"Ah!" Carl said nervously. "A message from Major Monogram!"
He quickly ran his eyes over it.
"Thanks." His face was bright red.
Perry saluted and turned to leave.
"Uh, Agent P…would you mind keeping this to yourself? Or at least not mentioning this to Major Monogram?"
Perry nodded.
Carl smiled embarrassedly, and gave a nervous chuckle.
Perry then exited. A few moments later, he heard the door close again.
Now he realized what Dr. D had been talking about a few weeks ago.
As soon as he rounded the corner, he burst into laughter.
