Scottish, English and Jonas:

'Raychel, Raychel, Raychel' Raychel's friend Josie called as she ran up to her looking very excited.

'Josalie' Raychel called her by her nickname. 'Guess what'

'I wanna go first' Josie said.

'I'm moving to The Horace Mantic Academy they both spoke at the same time. Then they stopped and stared at each other.

'What?' Josie said, slowly.

'I'm moving to the school the Jonases go to' Raychel said, equally slowly. 'But you said…'

'Exactly the same thing' said Josie. She started bouncing up and down. 'This is fantastic'

'We're going to the same school' Raychel said, smiling madly. 'With Joe Jonas. This is beyond fantastic, it's like the best thing ever'

Josie rolled her eyes and giggled 'Imagine what Joe'll say when he sees you there'

Raychel sighed lovingly and Josie knew she was imagining only too way how Joe would react to seeing Raychel there. She truly was obsessed.

'Did he ever call you?' Josie asked.

Raychel nodded 'We're meeting up on Saturday'

'Ok, word of advice' Josie smiled innocently. 'Don't faint this time, ok?'

Raychel glared at her 'I won't'

'And if you tell him you're moving to their school, don't tell them I am'

'Why?' Raychel asked suspiciously.

'I want it to be a surprise' replied Josie 'I don't want them warn in advance that the person who really hates them is going to be at their school'

Now it was Raychel's turn to roll her eyes. 'Josalie, Josalie, Josalie' she muttered 'Why don't you just face it, you're a Jonas Brother fan.'

'No!' Josie said horrified. She had spent too long hating them to give in that easily. 'They ruined What I Go To School For and Year 3000. Not to mention…'

'Camp Rock is one of your favourite films' Raychel interrupted. 'Heck Josalie you've got a poster with them on in your room'

'I--' Josie honestly couldn't think of any good come back and eventually settled for 'it has Demi on it as well'

Raychel laughed at that.

'They ruined a Little Mermaid song' Josie said defiantly.

'Black Keys' was all Raychel said, and Josie didn't say anything because she couldn't deny that it was one of the most beautiful songs she had ever heard. Raychel raised her hands as if she was holding an invisible sword. 'I dub thee--'

Josie ducked away from the imaginary sword 'Not this again'

Raychel just followed Josie's movements as she tried to get away from the sword. 'I dub these Josalie Dabinett, official Jonas Brothers fan'

'Nooooooooooooooooooooooo' Josie screamed overdramatically.

RMM

'Raychel, hey' Joe smiled as he saw Raychel coming towards him, at the café where he'd arranged for them to meet. 'You aren't going faint this time are you?' he asked cautiously.

With this Raychel was sure that between them Joe and Josie would never let her forget fainting. 'No, I'm not' she said as sweetly as she could manage through gritted teeth.

'Good to know' Joe replied. Once Raychel had sat down he passed her a menu 'Order anything.'

He was smiling the whole time, Raychel couldn't help but notice, such a gorgeous smile. She looked down at the menu, because she was worried if she kept looking at him for much longer she would end up fainting and she was not going to let that happen. When she trusted herself to speak she told him what she wanted and he ordered.

'I'm moving schools' Raychel said with a smile. 'I'm moving to The Horace Mantic Academy'

'That's great' Joe said. 'We'll be at school together.' he paused, smiling teasingly. 'You're not on of these annoying people who'll chase after us, trying to get anything we've touched are you?'

Raychel rolled her eyes, 'Contrary to popular belief' she said thinking of Josie. 'No, I'm not'

'Then that is great' said Joe. 'Although, will you be able to concentrate having your biggest obsession working alongside you'

'Yes!' she said insistently. 'Of course I will' though thinking about it she was less sure.

'Really, because you know, there may be something with our face on that you don't own yet that gets in the way of your school work' said Joie.

'Well, then I'd just get it after I'd done my work' replied Raychel, and Joe laughed.

'You know,' he said 'I don't really see the need for obsession.' He continued with fake vanity. 'I mean I know we're pretty amazing, and I'm just totally gorgeous, but is there any need for obsession'

'Hell yeah' Raychel replied.

Joe spent the majority of the time joking about her obsession, while Raychel spent most of it laughing and hoping she wasn't making a fool of herself. Eventually - when they were on dessert - they got onto serious discussion and Joe asked when Raychel had moved to America, because she was clearly Scottish. She told him a few years ago, and America was very different to Scotland, but she was used to it now.

RMM

Come Monday, Raychel and Josie were dressed in their school uniform. Josie was moaning; she thought all American schools were non-uniform. Raychel would've been moaning as well, but she was too busy worrying about being at school with the Jonas Brothers.

'Would you calm down' Josie moaned, as Raychel continued to work herself up and get more and more nervous as they walked to the school. 'You were less freaking nervous when he climbed back-stage'

'No' Raychel disagreed. 'I was just better at hiding it then'

Josie rolled her eyes. Sure the Jonases had some good original songs - she would always maintain that they ruined the Busted songs they sang - but what was the huge attraction to them? She really couldn't see it.

'D'you think we'll be in there classes at all?' Raychel said 'We're Joe's age, so d'you think we'll be in any classes with him? What if I can't concentrate if we are?'

Josie was close to banging her head against a brick wall 'I'm actually more worried about started a new school where the only people I know are all INSANE'

'I'm going to take that as a compliment' Raychel smiled sweetly.

'Normally it would be, then it wasn't' replied Josie.

'I know, Josalie, but I'm still taking it as one' said Raychel.

'Crazy-Scot' Josie muttered.

'Posh-Toff' Raychel replied.

Josie laughed; 'Scottish, English and Jonas'

'Great mix' said Raychel.

'Sure once you get passed the bad covers, the annoyingness, the…'

'You like them!' Raychel said defiantly.

'The nervousness from you'

'The denial from you'

'After that it's all a great mix' Josie finished.

RMM

'What are you doing here?' Kevin and Nick said, partly in shock, and partly in horror when they saw Josie. While Joe was too busy wrapping his arm around Raychel, who was giggling at something he'd said.

Josie smiled evilly, a smile all the brothers made a mental note to never trust. 'Didn't Raychel tell you, I moved here too'

'More of a chance to convert her' Raychel said. 'With you three around she'll have to stop denying that she's a fan'

'She's still here and is pretty stubborn' replied Josie.

'Can I see your iPod?' asked Nick.

'So what if I have you're music on it? I have Lindsey Lohan on there, doesn't mean I'm a fan' Josie moaned. 'Get over yourselves'

'Just as soon as they fans do' said Joe.

'Do not talk to me about fans' Stella marched up to them. She glared at each of the Jonases in turn. 'Do you have any idea how long I spent last night trying to fix your clothes after you're last concert?'

'I'm guessing a long time' Kevin said.

'Oh you think?' Stella said.

'This proves I'm not a fan' said Josie. 'I wouldn't pull at your clothes if I was paid to'

Stella turned to Josie, but spoke to the Jonases 'Who's the English girl?'

'Do you have to say "English" like it's a bad thing?' Josie moaned. 'The English girl is called Josie, I just moved here. Along with Raychel' Josie signalled to Raychel. 'Who's Scottish'

'Again not a bad thing' Raychel added. 'And that's Raychel with a Y'

'Raychel's obsessed with them' Josie said. 'Especially Joe'

'Not that I'm complaining' Joe said. To Raychel he asked 'Do you have any classes with me?'

'I don't actually know' Raychel admitted. Her and Josie had yet to find their timetables.

'Yeah, Raych, if you can drag yourself away from lover-boy for just a moment we should go and find out' said Josie. Raychel didn't response straight away 'RAYCHEL! Timetable. Now'

'All right, all right, jeez' Raychel said. She smiled at Joe. 'I'll see you in class, hopefully'

As her and Raychel were walking to get heir timetables, Josie wondered why she had been excited about moving to this school. Clearly having Raychel and Jonases in close proximity of each other was not a good idea. Her horror intensified when they got their timetables and found out that not only did Raychel have all but one lessons with Joe, but Josie had an identical timetable. Had they not been in the middle of the school corridor, Josie would've scream dramatically, but since they were she just repeated in horror 'This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening'

'It's happening, it's happening, it's happening' Raychel replied.

'Shut up Crazy-Scot' Josie moaned. 'How am I going to put up with have Joe in my class? This is torture'

'It's ok, Posh-Toff' replied Raychel 'You'll have me all right'

Josie stared at here 'Are you trying to comfort me or add to my torture?'

'A bit of both' Raychel admitted. 'It may be terrible for you but it's fantastic for me! I have most lessons with Joe Jonas! Joe Jonas, Josie! JOE!'

'Yes I get the point Joseph Jonas' said Josie.

'Joe, Josie, not Joseph, Joe' said Raychel. 'Say it with me' Raychel said his name slowly 'Joe'

'Whatever' Josie said. 'Let's go and start this torture'

'Aww, Josalie, it's not going to be torture. I'll be heaven' insisted Raychel.

Heaven Josie thought bitterly, as Raychel and Joe were talking and laughing and being generally couple-y throughout the first lesson. By the end of it she was asking Nick and Kevin for permission to kill their brother - funnily enough they wouldn't give her their permission. In the second lesson the teacher put everyone in seats and Josie was seated in-between Joe and Raychel - she made a mental note to kill off that teacher in a story. The whole time they were talking over her, or getting her to pass notes on. She felt like screaming. Why had she ever jumped on stage? Why had she been so stupid. Stupid dreams, that's where the whole thing started. Stupid dream about stupid Jonases.

'I should've just killed them all there and then and got it out the way' Josie muttered to herself.

'Oh yeah, going to jail and becoming one of the most hated people would've been so much better than this' Joe told her.

'Most hated? Man, you're big headed' said Josie. 'I could name a lot of people who would be glad if you lot died'

'Josie!' Raychel moaned. 'Don't be so mean'

Josie rolled her eyes. 'I am never jumping on a stage again'