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I don't own Harry Potter, but that doesn't keep me from making fun of it once in a while.
I used to read lots of Final Battle- Death shots. This is my own answer to them- funny ways to kill Voldemort, in under 200 words. It's a cute type of challenge, and I encourage others to try as well. I don't mean to offend anyone or anything like that. I'm just having fun. And I'm open to suggestions for other possibilities.
How To End Harry Potter in 200 Words or Less
or, Funny Ways to Kill Voldemort
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It was one of the most unexpected events in all of Wizarding history. No one- absolutely no one could have predicted such an end to the bloodiest and most destructive war that England had ever seen. For years, most had held out hope that a certain seventeen-year-old boy would be the one to triumph over Lord Voldemort, as several near-escapes and lingering rumors of a prophetic destiny attested to. Who in all the world could have imagined that the greatest Dark Lord would be done in, not as the result of a dramatic battle, not as a result of a destiny fulfilled by the apparent hero of Wizarding Society.
Lucius Malfoy stood against the dining room wall in shock, having just watched his feared master collapse. Gathering himself, he rushed forward to pry the spoon from the cold, white hand. Holding the utensil gingerly between two fingers, as if it was liable to explode at any second, he cautiously examined the remains of food still stuck to it. He shook his head pityingly, staring down at the back of Tom Riddle's head. Raw cookie dough. Hadn't the Dark Lord ever been taught the dangers of uncooked eggs?
