Oberyn Martell looked out across the bay of Meereen. The cool breeze swept sea salt into his eyes. He screamed, thinking that someone had attacked him, and blindly threw a punch at the person closest to him - Daenerys. It breaks her nose, and she fell onto the sand with a soft THUMP. As she screamed and writhed, she yelled madly at Oberyn "FUCKING SPANISH CUNT!".
This pissed Oberyn the fuck off, so he raised his boot over her face and yelled "Eat shit!" Suddenly, God (played by Sean Bean, voiced by Morgan Freeman) magically blares The Who: Won't get fooled again - sung by Freddie Mercury in a Fazbear suit. As Iron Man descends unto Spain, Drogon, Viserion and Rhaegal fly down.
Drogon, voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, roars. "I am fire! I am death!".
" What do we say to the Dragon of death?" asked Oberyn quietly, sucking in a huge breath. "FUS RO DAH!"
As the dragonsragdoll backwards, Robert Baratheon's ghost appears, riding the spectral spirit of the Boar that slew him. Behind him, the Army of the Dead appears, all the deceased characterss thus far. Aragorn leads the charge as Oberyn screams "Tu madre es una puta fea!"
The ghost of Pugs past appears, and farts a toxic fart. The Army dissipates, along with Meereen, and Oberyn gets knocked unconscious.
THE END
Epilogue: Oberyn looks up weakly at the green-clad man in front of him. He was ripped, and had blonde hair. "You can't see me!" cried John, and Oberyn fainted again.
