Skylanders Meets Naruto: The Chaotic Crossover

Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything! Except for my self-insert!

Characters to be bashed in this story: Flynn, Team 7 (Kakashi, Sakura, and Sas-GAY-teme), Civilian Council, Elders, etc.

One more thing: While you read this story, be sure to check out "Naruto: The Ninja Gunman" if you can! Without further ado, enjoy!


Prologue Chapter: Briefing

"Master Eon needs to see you," said Hugo, a mole-like Mabu working for the revered Portal Master Eon as a historian, assistant, and librarian, to a tall human figure wearing a red polo shirt, a pair of Wrangler jeans, athletic sneakers, and a maroon sweat jacket, over which he wears a robe commonly seen on Portal Masters of high ranking. His skin is lightly tanned, along with blackish-dark brown hair crowning his head, and a pair of brown eyes, over which he wears a pair of eyeglasses.

This man is the Portal Master, Alexander (A/N: Self-insert FTEW), who had saved Skylands from the evil forces of an evil Portal Master, Kaos, not once, but at least three times, with the help of the Skylanders (and sometimes even other Portal Masters from his world), along with Hugo, the explorer Cali, and the balloonist, Flynn, whom Alexander wasn't really too fond of, and for a good reason; He is a egotistical womanizer who tries to take credit for everything that he and the Skylanders did to protect Skylands from the Darkness. As Alexander walked into the central temple of the Ruins, which was once the home of Master Eon, he was greeted to a sight that he wasn't really surprised by: a semi-translucent floating head with blue eyes, a white beard, and a horned helm, which so happens to be the disembodied spirit of Master Eon himself.

Alexander asks casually, "So, Master Eon, got anything to say to me?" At this, the spirit explains, "Why, yes, young Portal Master. It is about Kaos. He is leaving Skylands, but that does not mean that he is not going to try and conquer anything. He and his armies are leaving Skylands for an alternate reality, not unlike Earth, but something else completely, and possibly gather help from there or conquer it and then Skylands. You and eight of the Skylanders, one of each Element, are to follow Kaos' forces, and if necessary, investigate whatever world they may end up appearing in. Plus, it may help to act as the ambassador between Skylands and this foreign world."

Alexander nods in understanding, "I hear you, Master Eon," before inquiring, "Will we use your Portal or mine?" The spirit replies, "Well, Portal Masters aren't really supposed to use the Portal of Power on themselves, but Kaos came back to Skylands through it. For now, you and the Skylanders should trail Kaos and his forces to this new world. Before you depart for this perilous mission, be sure to prepare supplies, and just to be safe, have one of the Giants accompany you on the mission." The other Portal Master gave a salute, jokingly smiling, "Sir, yes, sir! I'll go and make preparations immediately," before leaving.


After an hour of preparation, Master Alexander and eight Skylanders hand-picked by him (along with the Life Element Giant, Tree Rex), are finally ready to trail Kaos and his evil armies to the new reality. The Skylanders he had handpicked are; Spyro, the Purple Dragon of the Magic Element, Whirlwind, the Air Element dragoness/unicorn hybrid, Prism Break, the Earth Element crystal golem, Eruptor, the lava monster from the Fire Element, Stump Smash, the Life Element tree-man, Trigger Happy, the gremlin gunslinger representing the Tech Element, Cynder, the Undead dragoness, and Wham Shell, the Water Element mace-wielding crustacean prince.

"Alright, you guys," he started, "Eon is sending us on a mission to trail Kaos to a new alternate reality outside of Skylands, and prevent him from conquering it," before turning to Tree Rex, "And just to be safe, he said for you to come along for the ride, Tree Rex. Oh, and be careful not to crush any living thing smaller than you (unless they're bad guys), you got me?" The Life Element Giant nods, while replying, "No sweat, but if anyone gets in my way, I'll give 'em a reason not to mess with us!"

It is then that Flynn comes by, and remarks, "So, I hear you guys are going to follow Kaos to a new world outside of Skylands. This mission sounds perilous, but not as much as me." At the last sentence, Alexander sarcastically replies, "Oh, I'm sure it is, Flynn," before using a stern tone, "Listen to me, and listen good, Flynn; If you try to take credit for what me and the Skylanders did to do good like always, I'll have a good mind to have Cynder zap your sorry butt to a crisp," at which said dragoness gave a wicked smirk towards the balloonist Mabu, one that promised electrifying torment without end.

Sensing the seriousness in his tone (for once), Flynn nervously stammered, "D-d-d-uly n-n-n-noted," before regaining his composure, "I'll get the ship prepped," before walking off to prepare the Dread-Yacht, a vessel riddled with bad luck used in Alexander's second adventure, alongside a new Portal Master who is also from his world, in Skylands to stop Kaos from using the ancient Arkeyan robots to take it over, with the help of the legendary Giants (also known as the Elder Elementals), of which Tree Rex is a part of.

Alexander claps his hands together, motioning the hand-picked Skylanders to stand back, as he shouted, "Appear, my Portal of Power!" With this one magical command, appears the Portal of Power, the Portal Masters' tool of choice, in a bright glow. These mystic stone pedestals, coming in varying shapes and sizes, can be used to connect two points in space, dimension, and if ancient legends are to be believed, even time. It is through the Portal of Power, that the Portal Masters can send Skylanders and magic to the other side, and even use it as a viewer, allowing them to seek out evil-doers for their Skylanders to fight.

Master Alexander is using his Portal to find out where in Skylands are Kaos and his evil armies located, which happens to be the Outlands, where the evil Portal Master himself was exiled a few times before. Spyro remarks, "So, they're in the Outlands. Not too surprising," before turning to Alexander, "I dunno, Alex, it might take an awful lot of magic to create a portal to worlds outside of Skylands, but nonetheless, we've got to follow Kaos to see where he'll end up." As soon as Flynn finished preparations on the Dread-Yacht, our heroes are off to the Outlands, to start their mission.


Meanwhile in the Outlands, in a flying castle covered by the dark, ominous, storm-like clouds that represented the Darkness, the evil Portal Master, Kaos, ranted and cackled about his latest evil plan to his troll butler, Glumshanks, "You know, every time we've attempted to take over Skylands, we were always defeated by Eon's goody-two-shoes apprentice Portal Masters and those Sky-losers, so this is where my evil plan comes in; If I, Kaos, cannot conquer Skylands without any interference from those goody-two-shoes Portal Masters, we'll travel to a world outside of it, to conquer it and then, Skylands! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thankfully, Glumshanks, I still have that spell book about creating dimensional portals to other alternate worlds! Whatever world we'll end up in, its people will be trembling in fear of me, Kaos! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Glumshanks sighed to himself, knowing that his master has come up with what may be another hare-brained evil scheme. Little did they know, is that the Dread-Yacht had just entered into the Outlands, unnoticed, not even by the most powerful of Kaos' minions. The reason; a new cloaking device was added to the Dread-Yacht, and Master Alexander and some of the Skylanders chipped in to buy the item from a robot weapon merchant for 10,000 pieces of treasure. He himself whispered to Flynn, "I told you that cloaking device was a good idea. And you insisted that it'd be a waste of treasure." The balloonist retorts, "It's not just that, Alex, but what if the device fails on us and we get spotted? I mean, they say this ship is cursed."

Cali, who had decided to come with the others, said to them, "Hey, don't you two argue about whether or not that thing would fail from the ship's curse, I upgraded the Luck-O-Tron so that the effects would be less severe." Master Alexander apologized, "Sorry, Cali. Anyways, we better be ready; Kaos might open a tear in the fabric of time and space at any minute!" As if on cue, a beam of magical light emanates from the castle, forming what may be the biggest portal he's ever seen.

It swirled and spiraled with every possible color of the rainbow, with a bright, glowing light in the center. Our heroes then noticed Kaos' castle, along with the evil Portal Master's minions moving into the greatly-sized dimensional tear. Not wasting a moment, Flynn stealthily piloted the Dread-Yacht to follow the villains into the portal, as Master Alexander remarks to himself, "Watch out, new world, 'cause here we come!" The moment the vessel entered it, the dimensional portal disappears in a brilliant flash of light. Witnessing the event via Portal of Power was Master Eon himself, who thought, "Where ever you and the Skylanders may end up, be careful, Master Alexander."

After what seemed to be an eternity of flying through the boundaries of time and space, our heroes notice the light at the end of the dimensional tunnel, finally entering an all-new world...

Prologue End


Author's Note: Well, that's all for the proverbial tip of the bun. Be sure to give a review on what you think! Constructive criticism is a must! I'll start up a poll for the possible pairing in my profile, and as with any poll, whatever choice that gets the most votes will be implemented for the story.

EDIT (12/5/13): I decided to fix up this story, breathe some new life into it, know what I'm saying?