Devon: *sighs* and I am Devon...
Cornwall: Don't be like that! This is suposed to be fun!
Devon: Yeah... fun
Cornwall: It will be when people start asking questions!
Devon: o.o'
Cornwall: Don't give me that face... PEOPLE PLEASE! ASK REALLY PRIVATE QUESTIONS TO ANNOY DEVON~!
Devon: Shut up sheep shagger~!
Cornwall: Shut up Janner!
Devon: Oh clever Cornwall! You can't even come up with a good enough insult! *makes slightly hurt face*
Cornwall: BAH! I'll never be put down by your words!
Devon: Oh yeah, I'd like to see that!
Wales: You two! You two! Please stop! You'll wake up Cakeland(1).
Devon: Sorry, but she started it by being an annoying little brat!
Cornwall: I AM SO NOT!
Wales: Be quite Cornwall! *hits Cornwall*
Devon: *smirks*
Cornwall: *glares* YOU *BEEP* JANNER! YOU ALWAYS GO AND *BEEP* WIND ME UP!
Wales: Please ask them some questions... it might save me a headache...
Devon: See theres just no point in that! Wales sorts out your problems and does your job, you are SUCH a daddies girl!
Cornwall: *grinds teeth*
Wales: Ahh... you got his a bit wrong... I'm not her dad... she just stayed in my house for a while... and then she... and then she... and then she...*breaks down into tears*
Devon: I'm so glad you're not really my sister!
Wales: *sobs* Sister...
Cornwall: Shoo Wales Shoo! We don't need you! (ignored Devon's comment)
Wales: And you didn't need me... *cries and leaves*
Devon: *watches Wales leave crying* That was unfair... Cornwall
Cornwall: He's a weakling! Leave him be. ANY WAY GAIZ ASK US QUESTOINS!
Devon: Yeah, sounds cool I suppose. I still feel sorry for Wales though.
Cornwall: If we shouted loud enough he might come back or England might...
Devon: *Looks kinda depressed* No no, its fine...
Cornwall: Ehh? Does Iggy scare you...?
Devon: No Cornwall! Leave me alone... *walks off*
Cornwall: NOOOO! *throws conviniently placed, stale pastie at Devon*
Devon: *gets knocked out bye stale pasties*
Cornwall: EEEKKKK! I KILL HIM! *runs to Devon* Can you hear me Devon? Can you hear me?
Devon: shnackle wackle... francis drake... mumble... Falcon Scott... rant rant rant...
Cornwall: What have I done...
Narrator (Paca): And so the scene is set, what will happen to our heros-! *gets hit by Space* I mean counties... will Cornwall be able to revive Devon with some VERY private questions *hint hint* or will Cornwall have to do CPR on her only friend.
Cornwall: I AIN'T A LONER LIKE YOU!
Narrator (Paca): No...
Please ask questions, Space and Paca are bored~ They can be anything at all! Just review with your questions!
(1) Cakeland is some micronation in Wales. Named after a cat... called cake.
