Hullo! A random One-shot I made took me no more than an hour ._."
Me no own zee AWESOME Captain.
Pilot wanted me to look for Captain so we could find out orders I told him to go look for him by himself, but of course he dragged me into it as well. As we walked the dead zone I had to ask.
"Ugh Where's Captain gone now?" I asked
"Well the Captain is everywhere yet nowhere! He is the awesomeness of all beings! He is-"
I clamped my hand over his aviator.
"I get it!" I replied annoyed.
"Okay! Hey look! There's Captain!"
I looked up from where I stood
'That figures.'
O.O.O.O.O.O
"Vat a beautiful day! But where are zee minions?"
The captain stood outside on the balcony of a building that long should have collapsed.
"Umm Captain how did you get up there?" I said
"Ah ha! Mein minion Snippy! Come up here! And bring Pilot too!"
"Oh Captain! I'm already here! Hi!"
"Well get up here!" He said nonchalantly.
"How are we going to get up there?" I asked.
"We climb like birds! Duh!" Pilot spoke.
"Yes mein minions climb like birds and quit your boobery!"
'Why did I even ask' I thought annoyed at myself
Well as Pilot would say we climbed like birds. My gun ramming into my back every two seconds.
"Finally the top!" I said once we reached the top
He Captain said "Well time to get back to zee base!" and turned towards some stairs that were there the whole time!
O.O.O.O
Walking back to the base we stopped in front of some rubble.
Captain looked at the rubble closely.
"Snipy! Pilot! Build me a snowman!"
My face met my palm.
Pilot said "Yes Captain I shall make the shoe work as well!" of course.
I was ready to give up. 'This one's too small. This one's too lumpy. This ones too fat.'
All words of the Captain. But just then I had the most wonderful idea.
"Hey pilot? Why don't you do this yourself? I mean it would get you closer to the captain.."
"Snipy go away I'm making this myself!" He yelled. 'Sucess!'
Captain walked by and Pilot showed him the snowman.
"Zees is zee perfect snowman!" And again my face met my palm.
"Why does mein sniper keep doing that?"
Nyah!
I hope I wasn't too OOC!
Nyah I don't like flames!
