A/N: This story takes place after the events of Lincoln Loud's Underwater Adventure, Leni's and SpongeBob's Boating School Days and The Loud House: The 180 and The Fairly OddParents: The Summer Pool Party.


Lunchtime at the Krusty Krab…

"Hey, Squidward, are you excited for the annual Summer Festival?" asked SpongeBob.

"Yes, I'm ready for the insanity that plagues Bikini Bottom every year," Squidward answered in an uninterested tone.

"This year's going to be even better, cause some of my out of town friends are going to be here for it," said the excited sponge. "We're going to have so much fun!"

"Uh, SpongeBob, can you get out of my station?" asked Squidward.

Suddenly, Patrick charged into the Krusty Krab with a terrified look on his face.

"It's terrible!" Patrick screamed as he scrambled to SpongeBob and Squidward. "It's unbelievable! It's the worst thing to ever happen! It's… It's… Can I have a Krabby Patty with a side of Coral Bits?"

"Patrick, what's going on?" asked SpongeBob.

"I'm ordering lunch," said Patrick.

"No, you moron," said Squidward. "Why did you come in here screaming?"

"Oh right," said Patrick. "It's terrible! It's unbelievable! It's the worst thing to ever happen! It's… It's… Can I get a Kelp Shake with my order too?"

"Patrick!" Squidward shouted. "Can you stay on topic!?"

"Besides, Kelp Shakes are illegal now," SpongeBob added.

"Now what's so terrible, horrible and the worst thing to ever happen?" asked Squidward.

"Oh yeah… Someone's buying Bikini Bottom!" Patrick frantically answered.

"WHAT?!" everyone in the restaurant exclaimed.

Suddenly, the manager's office door was kicked open and Mr. Krabs rushed out of it.

"Davy Jones on the brisket!" Mr. Krabs. "Did I just hear that someone's buying Bikini Bottom?!"

Suddenly, Sandy rushed into the restaurant and shouted, "SpongeBob, someone's buying Bikini Bottom!"

"Patrick already told us," said Squidward.

"Really? I didn't think he would get to the news," said the surprised squirrel. "Anyway, we need to get to City Hall. The buyer is making a speech."

"All hands on deck!" Mr. Krabs shouted as he jumped into the order station. "We're headed to city hall!"

Patrick and Sandy jumped into the station alongside the others and Mr. Krabs grabbed the gear shift.

"By the way, this counts as your break," Mr. Krabs informed SpongeBob and Squidward.

"Oh, come on!" Squidward complained.

Mr. Krabs shifted the gear to drive and drove the station out of the restaurant followed behind the customers inside the restaurant.

Later that day, everyone citizen in Bikini Bottom gathered in front of City Hall, wanting answers to their many questions. Soon, the Mayor walked up to a podium and adjusted the microphone.

"Attention, citizens of Bikini Bottom," said the Mayor. "I had you all gather here today to confirm that Bikini Bottom has been bought. Now, before you all groan, please listen to what the buyer has to say. I'm sure that he won't do anything with our precious town."

The Mayor stepped away from the podium and allowed a tanned fish in a purple business suit to take the stage.

"Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom, my name is S.F.," the fish introduced himself.

"Hey, that was the guy who watched Leni and I take our Boating School test," said SpongeBob.

"Should have known that you were involved in this in some sort of way," said Squidward.

"I'm here to alieve you of your presumed worries," said S.F.. "My plans for Bikini Bottom are quite simple."

"Maybe there was nothing to worry about after all," said SpongeBob.

"I plan to demolish Bikini Bottom for a future project," said S.F..

Suddenly, the entire town gasped.

"Okay, we should worry," said SpongeBob.

"So, enjoy you're last few weeks here, because soon Bikini Bottom will be gone forever," said S.F.. "Oh, and before I forget… the Summer Festival is canceled."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Bikini Bottomites screamed.