The young Pokemon Sommelier's hair kissed his love lightly. He brushed away some of the Cerulean Gym Leader's red hair.
"I love you," the scrunchy told him in a slow, dazzling voice.
"You're the only one for me," the hair responded in a sophisticated voice. "They can never tear us apart."
"Hold me!"
"You'll have to hold me - you're the scrunchy!"
The scrunchie held on tightly to the hair. She said, "My love, why do other frown on our love?"
"They don't understand us; we're new and exiting, the best thing to rock their world. They don't understand our...passion."
The two held one another and kissed passionately.
They knew they would not be together forever; the girl who owned the scrunchy would need her back soon. Soon they'll go back to Kanto, further away from her love's home of Unova.
The two fell asleep, embracing each other.
The hair woke up and noticed the scrunchy was gone.
"Where are you? Scrunchy?" he called up. He stood on end and looked around. He knew he looked like a mess, but he didn't care - finding his love was more important than his FABULOUS style and hygiene.
He searched far and wide, high and low for his love. He finally spotted her in the girl's hair. The girl was walking away.
"Scrunchy!" he screamed. He started chasing them.
"Hair!" the scrunchy called out in agony. "I'll always remember you!"
"No, please stay with me in Unova!"
"I can't - holding Misty's ponytail is my job."
"I love you!" the hair screamed. "Wait for it, I'll come for you one day!"
"Forget about me, I'm no good! My band is wearing out and I'm letting myself go."
"No, you're perfect! I'm losing my shiny, sparkling luster."
"I have to go now..."
"No, I can't live without you! Stay with me!"
"I can't abandon my job, my livelihood. This girl needs me."
The hair stopped in his tracks. He knew he couldn't abandon the head he rested upon - it has his calling in life.
And he knew he couldn't take away the scrunchy calling.
He shed a tear and walked watched as his one true love left his life forever.
