39 Clues: Facebook Edition
[Disclaimer: I don't own the 39 Clues…in this world…]
A/N: AU because Sinead isn't a Vesper here and the characters you do not recognize are ones I've taken from the 39 Clues website (on the Cahills' CliqueMes). This story was inspired by Harry Potter: Facebook News Feed Edition.
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Amy Cahill Just watched Life of Pi. Great movie!
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Nellie Gomez, Evan Tolliver and 6 others like this.
Evan Tolliver I'm glad you enjoyed it Amy.
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Amy Cahill Thanks for taking me Evan :)
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Amelia Stevenson :3 You guys are so cute.
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Dan Cahill Barf. You disgrace the family name Amy!
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Amy Cahill Dan, Evan and I have been dating for SIX months now. Get over it.
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Dan Cahill But Amy, my precious sister, I am only watching out for YOUR wellbeing. And if Allan has been forcing you to do these awful things against your will (like I've suspected from the start), just remember, I am here for you.
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Amy Cahill …
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Natalie Kabra Ugh, anybody want to accompany me to Tahiti for two weeks? (NO peasants!). Daddy said I could only go if someone was with me (eye roll) and Ian's getting to be unbearable what with him moping about "Amy this" and "Amy that". It's so FLO.
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Ian Kabra First you vandalize my CliqueMe account and now this? I do not mope about Amy! You take too much joy in embarrassing me Natalie, so here's the ultimatum: Delete this status or say goodbye to your stash of mercury for poisons, dear sister.
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Natalie Kabra Don't you dare Ian!
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Dan Cahill Do it Cobra! Ninjas know it'll help save the world from your evil sister's ruthless darts.
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Amelia Stevenson Omg you have to see this Amy Cahill!
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Natalie Kabra Ew, who are you peasant? ^
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Amy Cahill She's a friend of mine Natalie. And it's moments like these that I'm thankful for her so that she can tag me to statuses I was TRYING to ignore. -_-
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Amelia Stevenson Gee, your cousin's not very nice is she. And Amy, this is why I'm your best friend! 3
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Henrietta Netherfield OMG Natalie, you should, like, totally take me!
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Ian Kabra Delete the status Natalie.
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Natalie Kabra "I will not be triumphed over." –Cleopatra
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Dan Cahill You know Cleopatra ended up killing herself.
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Natalie Kabra Unnecessary input Daniel! Get away from here!
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Dan Cahill Just trying to be helpful. ^_^
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Ian Kabra Daniel, I highly doubt that and Natalie how many times do I have to say it! DELETE THIS STATUS.
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Henrietta Netherfield Nat!
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Henrietta Netherfield WAIT! I'm so sorry that was a typo, plz, don't, like, change ur mind about taking me Natalie!
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Henrietta Netherfield I feel like I'm being totally ignoared…
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Natalie Kabra Henrietta, it's IGNORED and I'm taking Sophie; Ian get over yourself! I have another stash that you won't get a hold of anyway.
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Ian Kabra This is not over…
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Ian Kabra posted a new album, Bid Designer Shoe Models
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Natalie Kabra Um…Ian…what exactly is this?
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Ian Kabra Don't worry dear sister, you'll find out soon :)
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Ian Kabra Alright today is the day of the designer shoes bidding. Let's start with a pair of limited edition, fuchsia pink, Gucci boots. Do I hear 500 pounds?
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Natalie Kabra Now hold on! Aren't those MY boots?! What are you doing, Ian you bloody fool!
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Ian Kabra Language, dear Natalie and remember you pushed me to do this because, as I can see, you still have not DELETED THE STATUS. So, really, the ball is in your court.
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Natalie Kabra But you cannot SELL them! All of these shoes in the bidding are MINE! And really? 500 pounds? THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT!
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Ian Kabra You know what you have to do.
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Pippa Balfour Ian! I bid 500 pounds!
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Ian Kabra Well, well, this is getting interesting. 500 pounds going once.
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Ian Kabra No other bidders yet. 500 pounds going twice.
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Ian Kabra Still nobody else. 500 pounds going THREE times.
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Pippa Balfour Those Gucci boots are mine!
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Sinead Starling Wait! I bid 600 pounds!
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Ian Kabra 600 pounds bid by- Sinead?!
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Ted Starling Sinead? What-
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Ned Starling are you doing?!
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Natalie Kabra You both do that online as well? What in Prada's name is with you two?!
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Ian Kabra Ahem. 600 pounds going once.
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Ned Starling Why exactly-
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Ted Starling -are you-
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Ned Starling –doing this-
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Ted Starling -Sinead?!
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Sinead Starling Look, Ned, Ted, those boots are one of only FIVE pairs in the world. And Taylor Swift has a pair, if I get a pair, I'd place it in my room on her model. It'll be wonderful.
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Amy Cahill Okay, Sinead, I'm your best friend and I know that's stranger than usual for you.
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Sinead Starling But it is Taylor Swift!
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Ted Starling Sinead, this is-
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Ned Starling –unfortunate but we-
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Ted Starling –disown-
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Ned Starling –you.
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Ian Kabra Okay, conversation turning strange, 600 pounds going twice.
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Sinead Starling The shoes are mine!
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Amy Cahill We're going to have a chat after this Sinead.
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Natalie Kabra ALRIGHT IAN! Stop this blasphemy! I deleted the status! So return all my designer shoes please. NOW.
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Ian Kabra Sorry ladies and gentlemen but a deal, is after all, a deal. The bid is over.
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Sinead Starling NOOOO!
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Amy Cahill Alright, get on chat now Sinead.
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Dan Cahill So I come home to see this on my news feed. o.O Why am I even RELATED to you people?!
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Madison Holt Finding out someone close to you has been keeping a secret hobby from you. :( You think you know someone!
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Drew Truman I know those feels bro.
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Madison Holt Yeah…I mean, now I feel like I can't look at them the same way ever again.
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Hamilton Holt Um…Madison what exactly are you talking about?
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Reagan Holt Yeah…more importantly WHO are you talking about.
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Madison Holt I thought you would know.
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Hamilton Holt Alright! I'm sorry I kept my computer skills from you!
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Reagan Holt I didn't mean to keep it secret for so long! I'm sorry I didn't tell you about ballet sooner!
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Emily McArthur Woah. Hamilton Holt and Reagan Holt, your comments LITERALLY hit my newsfeed within seconds of each others'! You're all so fast online too!
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Madison Holt What?! Reagan, Ham, I was talking about ARNOLD. I found him chewing on my new sneakers yesterday! That's why they've turned up messed up a lot lately!
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Reagan Holt Oh. Right…um…forget I said anything?
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Hamilton Holt Um…I was kidding?
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Madison Holt I can't believe you two!
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Drew Truman You think you know someone, indeed.
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Madison Holt I'm unfriending you Reagan Holt. And you too Hamilton Holt.
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Drew Truman Ooh family drama.
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Emily McArthur Get out of here Drew!
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Reagan Holt has sent Madison Holt a Johnny Damon Apology Poster.
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Amy Cahill has posted a new photo.
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Hamilton Holt has sent Madison Holt a Johnny Damon Apology T-shirt.
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Amy Cahill's Photo:
Chat Messages: Sinead Starling
Amy Cahill: Alright Sinead, what's really going on?
Sinead Starling: I don't know what you're talking about.
Amy Cahill: -_- Don't give me that. You've forced me to look at dozens of pictures of Taylor Swift and not once have I seen those boots on her.
Sinead Starling: …
Amy Cahill: Sinead…
Sinead Starling: Okay fine, it's Amelia. They were going to be my birthday present for her.
Amy Cahill: That's a good idea but you can't do it now. I bought her the whole Fallen series. Maybe you could buy her books too.
Sinead Starling: Yeah…I'll buy her the Vampire Academy series. You know how much she loves them. Do you want to come with me to the book store to get them?
Amy Cahill: Sure! I'll see you there on Saturday.
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Reagan Holt has sent Madison Holt a Johnny Damon Apology Hoodie.
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Sinead Starling to Amy Cahill Amy! Why did you screen capture our chat and post it here!
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Dan Cahill, Nellie Gomez, Ted Starling, Ned Starling and 15 others like this.
Amy Cahill :O That wasn't me!
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Sinead Starling Well then who was it? Seriously, Amelia could see it!
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Dan Cahill Wow you guys are in trouble. Who could possibly have posted that photo?
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Amy Cahill DANIEL ARTHUR CAHILL! I will get you for this!
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Sinead Starling Quickly delete the photo!
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Amy Cahill Alright, I've deleted it. Now, DAN!
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Hamilton Holt has sent Madison Holt a John Damon Apology fountain pen.
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Amelia Stevenson I feel like something's been kept from me…
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Dan Cahill Hmm…wonder what it could possibly be…
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Amy Cahill Dan, DON'T. And Amelia I'm sure it's nothing.
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Sinead Starling Yeah Amelia, we all feel like that for no reason some days.
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Amelia Stevenson If you guys say so…
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Reagan Holt has sent Madison Holt a Johnny Damon Apology Diary.
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Madison Holt Okay enough! Hamilton Holt, Reagan Holt, I forgive you guys already. Johnny Damon's awesome but all the merchandise is starting to break my wardrobe! Sheesh.
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Reagan Holt :D
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Hamilton Holt :D
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Drew Truman has sent Madison Holt a Johnny Damon Suitcase.
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Madison Holt to Drew Truman Drew! I said enough! You go too far sometimes. Seriously, a suitcase?!
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Emily McArthur, Hamilton Holt, Reagan Holt and 13 others like this.
Emily McArthur You've had that coming Truman.
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A/N: So that was it! Did you enjoy it? Hate it? Like it? Please tell me your opinion with a REVIEW. :D
