One day, Mario was eating his waffle and Luigi accidently knocked it off the table.
"Sorry, bro," said Luigi.
"Luigi! NOOOOOO!!!!!! Sorry doesn't cut it this time! That was the last batch of our syrup!!!!!!!! And you contaminated the Syrup of Life, the only thing that keeps the waffle's nutrience!!! Now if the Waffle of Life ever will feed me again, I must go to the Syrup Fountain in Syrup Waterfalls and bring back a bottle of the sticky goodness. It will be a long journey, for the only way to unlock the door to Syrup Waterfalls is to find all six pieces of the Master Waffle. Then, when I finish that, I must defeat the evil Waffle of Doom, who guards the door to the Syrup Waterfalls. He guards it because he wants everyone to die from no nutrients," said Mario in an overly long statement.
"Well, nobody's dying," said Luigi.
"Look at the newspaper," said Mario. Luigi picked up the paper and read.
It read, "The Syrup Waterfalls are being guarded by an evil waffle, who calls himself the Waffle of Doom and stands outside the door to get into Syrup Waterfalls. Not only that, but the Master Waffle, who once guarded the Syrup Waterfalls, was defeated by the Waffle of Doom. Then, he scattered the six pieces of the Master Waffle accross the land. No one knows where the pieces ended up, but there is word that they are all scattered in the Waffle Kingdom. But until all the pieces are found, the monster is defeated, and the door is opened, food will slowly lose its nutrience, and soon, lose it all. We can only hope a hero will emerge(cough-Mario-cough)and save us all."
"We're all gonna die!!!!" screamed Luigi. He started running around in circles screaming.
"Luigi! Shut up! We gotta do something, and running around in circles doesn't help," shouted Mario.
"Okay. Whew. Now that i got that off my chest...what are we gonna do?" asked Luigi.
"Well duh. We go to the Waffle Kingdom."
"Oh. We'd better get going then," said Luigi. So they walked out of there house to go to the Waffle Kingdom...
