"Varriorlass...speak to me." Prussia said holding onto Warriorlass's nearly lifeless hand, "I promise I von't be a pain and I'll help you vrite your stories so they can be awesome like you and me. Just please don't die." He then turns to the audience.
"Okay everybody! The Awesome Me has an announcement to make! Ve're at the hospital because my fiancée or aka Varriorlass aka Courtney, has vent into a coma. Here's vhy. She's massively depressed that her best friend is basically avoiding her, she can't do enough of her chores, she's backed up in homework and requests, and many other things, but anyvays, ve vere talking last night, before she became like this and it's my job to tell you that she vill not be taking any more requests until summer...Vell, she'll decide at summer time if she vill be taking more requests or not. But until then she vill be vorking only on the requests she's received beforehand. SO NO MORE REQUESTS! Until further notice! I really vould like my future vife back before fall vhich is vhen ve'll be getting married. So she vill be doing all request she currently has, but von't be taking anymore after today, until probably summer. Guten tag and later!" Prussia said with his usual cocky grin, and waved.
