-Shift…Shift-
-Rustle…Rustle-
What the hell?
-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP-
"Argh!" I yelled as I fell out of bed. Damn, what a way to start a morning
……IT'S ONLY 6:30! WHO SET MY ALARM CLOCK TO!?...oh yes. I'm not I seattle anymore(old school started at 9:00am..this one starts at 7:30…evil school)
Damnit…I'm in south park. My mom made us move here because she got bored of Seattle. No worries there are bright sides somewhere!..bright sides…oh I'll never have to face Jerome again! That little bastard…and and oh! I will FINALLY stop getting weird glances from that damn nun sister jean! Things may turn out nicely. I dragged myself like a slug to the bathroom, pushing my little sister Heron out. I took a quick shower and decided to wear a pink hate, black and white striped shirt (horozontal) and pink pants. Don't get me wrong, I hate the colour pink, but the outfit is nice for a first day at a new school no? holy hell! Almost forgot my lucky fingerless gloves. I slipped those on and ran out the door with my bag on my shoulders
Oh…I didn't tell you who I am yet! Forgetful forgetful. I'm Kayden and yes, that is a boy name. I have long, black hair and light blue eyes. I suppose I'm average height and strangly enough I'm a geek. No, not those really weird geeks that have no lives or anything, i'm just the one who knows all the weird facts about the world, and reads things no one really cares to look at.
Anyway, I ran downstairs and found my mom reading the newspaper
"Hey mom, who's driving me to school today?" I asked, since she would usually be at the door by now saying "Hurry Kayden! We gotta get you to school!"
"Oh honey, didn't I tell you? You're taking the bus this year!" She said, as if she had told me
"I am? Why didn't you warn me of this?!"
"Must have slipped my mind. Now shoo! Off to school"
Groan….damn it mother.
Well I suppose today will be full of first. First time I really ever rode a school bus to school…ever…You know besides field trips and such. I ran to the bus stop and when it arrived around 5 minutes later, I hopped aboard.
Then my shyness hit me. God damnit. I didn't need this today. I decided to sit at the back. I didn't want to much attention drawn to me. New kid and such. In front of me were two kids (to whom were boys) One was wearing a blue beanie..which was cute…and the other wearing this green hat. I dunno the name, but it certainly was a hat I've seen somewhere before.
There were two kids on the opposite side of me. One a bit..obese…and the other one wearing a orange parka
Orange Parka? Aren't those…deadly?
The overweight kid nudged the parka one
"Hey..hey Kenny.." He said
"Mmm?"
"We have a new kid in our mits…hehehee….we can use her as bait..and since she's a hoe, she'll be even better than butters!" The fat one grinned.
What the-?
"Heeeyyy there" He addressed me, trying to play, smooth?
"Uh..hello?"
"What's your name?"
" Mars." I answered
"You got balls Kayden Mars?'' He asked, with a smirk on his face
What?
"No, actually I'm a female…?" I replied
The hell was this kids' problem?
"Damnit, Cartman. Leave her alone" Blue beanie said
"Awwwwwwwww defending your girlfriend?"
"Shut up, fat ass." Green hat kid said
"No you shut up! You stupid ass Jew!"
Does he have a problem with Jews?
"Wait…he;s Jewish?" I asked
" far..far…FAR away" Fat kid replied
"Wait..why? So he;s Jewish, is that suppose to mean something?" I asked, curious to why this kid disliked jews
"For god's sake Cartman! Don't belittle my people!"
"'Meh meh meh meh my people'" Fat kid (cartman?) mocked
"Cartman…don't make me come over there"
"Pssh…I'm not afraid of you…stupid jew boy kahl…" He walked away to another seat.
"Ignore him. He;s naturally jus t a fat ass, and by the way I'm Kyle" Kyle said, turning around
"Hi Kyle, I'm Kayden…heh..probably knew that by now" I replied..nice moves Kayden..very nice.
"I'm Stan" Stan introduced himself.
"And I'm guessing your Kenny?" I asked the boy in the orange parka. He nodded yes.
We talked a little and I found out a few things. Kyle and Stan are cool, and Kenny seems awesome to just a bit…perverted…and I really didn't have to talk to Cartman to realize what a dick he was…or…just a fat ass…and…he reminds me of Hitler?
Finally the bus ride ended, and we entered the hallways
"You guys are in 8th grade, yes?" I asked
"Yeah" Stan replied
"Awesome!" I said, a bit to enthusiastically. Well at least someone KNOWS me now..Hmm, I guess I'm the only girl in this group of boys. That doesn't bother me really, I enjoy it.
"Do you have your agenda?" Stan asked me
"Mhmm…I have…damn" I said
"There's a class named 'damn'? WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED!?" Kenny asked
"Because you wanted to fill out all your classes as sex-ed…." Kyle said, chuckiling
I started laughing
"Kenny, there's no class named damn…I just said it because my first class is English A" I answered
"Sweet, I have English A to. I'll walk you." Stan said, while gesturing to me that he'd walk with me
"I have P.E" Kyle remarked
"Well I have Geometry" Kenny stated. "Cya guys later"
"Cya Kenny" we all shouted
I walked with Stan and Kyle went to the Gym
Whew…it's gonna be a long day…but at least I have friends, right?
