Cooked this stupidity up last Christmas.

I don't own "Star Wars"


It's beginning to look a lot like "Star Wars"

Droids in every store

But the prettiest sight you'll see

Is the smuggler that will be

On the Hutt lord's wall...

A pair of sexy black boots

And a blaster that shoots

Is the wish of Solo and Jyn

A droid that can't talk

And rolls rather than walks

Is the hope of Leia and Finn

And Rey can hardly wait to ask Luke where the hell he's been

It's beginning to look a lot like "Star Wars"

Soon haters will troll

But the most hideous sight you'll see

Are the online bootlegs of theee

Holidaaay Speeeeciaaal

Sure it's "Star Wars"

Once more...


THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE. I NEED THREE GHOSTS TO HELP ME TURN MY USELESS LIFE AROUND. PREFERABLY JEDI GHOSTS.