Cooked this stupidity up last Christmas.
I don't own "Star Wars"
It's beginning to look a lot like "Star Wars"
Droids in every store
But the prettiest sight you'll see
Is the smuggler that will be
On the Hutt lord's wall...
A pair of sexy black boots
And a blaster that shoots
Is the wish of Solo and Jyn
A droid that can't talk
And rolls rather than walks
Is the hope of Leia and Finn
And Rey can hardly wait to ask Luke where the hell he's been
It's beginning to look a lot like "Star Wars"
Soon haters will troll
But the most hideous sight you'll see
Are the online bootlegs of theee
Holidaaay Speeeeciaaal
Sure it's "Star Wars"
Once more...
THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE. I NEED THREE GHOSTS TO HELP ME TURN MY USELESS LIFE AROUND. PREFERABLY JEDI GHOSTS.
