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Chapter One - I can't believe it's not butter!

A/N: The Chapter names have nothing to do with the actual chapters.

(Obi-Wan and Anakin walk into the elevator)

Anakin: Um, Master?

Obi-Wan: Just take us to floor 455 my padawan.

Anakin: But Master-

Obi-Wan: Don't question me Anakin! Take us to floor 455!

Anakin: Okay...

(He presses a button. Suddenly horrible elevator starts playing)

Anakin: It burns!!

Obi-Wan: Quickly! Find the source and destroy it!

Anakin: I don't know where! Abandon elevator!

Obi-Wan: No Anakin! Crappy elevator music isn't worth your life!

Anakin: Master I found the source!

(Anakin does a cool lightsaber trick to destroy it)

Obi-Wan: All in a days work!

Anakin: You didn't do anything!

Obi-Wan: Yeah but guess what? They never showed this scene in the movie!

Anakin: Damn...

(Suddenly the elevator stops moving and the doors open)

Obi-Wan: Why did the elevator stop now?

Anakin: You said floor 455!

Obi-Wan: Anakin, this is floor 2.

Anakin: Oh.

Obi-Wan to himself: I knew I should of let him complete kindergarten before he became a Jedi.

(Obi-Wan presses a button)

Anakin: Sorry Master!

Obi-Wan: Sorry?! SORRY?!? Well let me tell you something! Sorry won't cut the cheese here PADAWAN!

Anakin: Maybe sorry can't cut the cheese but I just did!

Obi-Wan: You know what you need? Oops I Crapped My Pants! They're the newest diapers for adults everywhere!

Anakin: Wow! I'll have to get them! Hey how'd you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants?

Obi-Wan: Because I just did!

(Anakin and Obi-Wan just realized that the elevator had stopped a long time ago and everyone is staring at them)

Obi-Wan: I mean...I just saw a commercial for them!

Anakin: Oh.

(Suddenly they both see Jar Jar running towards them! It cuts to a slow-motion scene of the two Jedi running away from Jar Jar)

Anakin: (In slow-mo) N-o-O-o-O-o-O-o!

Obi-Wan: (Slow-mo) R-u-n!!!

(Jar Jar dives for their feet! Obi-Wan does a Matrix move where he runs on the wall to dodge it but Anakin fell behind!)

Anakin: (Not in slow-mo) Master go on without me!

Obi-Wan: Fine by me!

Jar Jar: Mesa so happy to see you! Mesa have so much to tell yousa!

Anakin: That's all fine and dandy but let me tell you about the new Gungaun hunting laws!

Jar Jar: Mesa didn't know Gungaun's are hunted!

Anakin: Oh yeah! A new law made it so you can hunt Gungauns! They say the only way to not get killed is to somehow flush yourself down the toilet!

Jar Jar: Oh ho ho! Mesa do that all the time! No problem!

Anakin: Wait! You flush yourself down the toilet?

Jar Jar: Oh yes! Mesa do it ALL the time! Padmé told mesa that doing it will make her headache go away!

Anakin: Well I'm getting a headache too so why don't you help me cure it?

Jar Jar: Yousa bet!

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End of Chapter!

A/N: Tell me if it's funny cause it's my first fic! Next Chapter: When Penguins Attack!