Fagin-It's NOT Fair. Why can't I just steal? I don't want to work.
Shylock-Because if you don't work, you're not being fair. Besides, it's against the law. (He sadly says this part) Well, unless, you're in Venice, and you're stealing from a Jew. Then it's okay. I know this because I have been the Jew who has everything taken.
Fagin- Oh SHUT UP. There's NO WAY you have it worse than ME.
Shylock-How are you worse off than I am?!
Fagin-It's because I can't steal, and I can't do whatever I want. I'm stuck being equal to stupid people.
Shylock (Sarcastic)-Oh yeah, you have it WAY worse than me. Being not allowed to steal things is way worse than being bullied because of your religion. You're absolutely right, I'm sorry.
Fagin- See, I knew that you'd get that I'm way more important than stupid little you.
Shylock (annoyed)-I was being sarcastic.
