Hey, guys, it's The Darke Lorde here, and this is my first fan-fiction EVER, so, don't leave hate comments please. This fan-fiction will be a mix of The Loud House, and Harry Potter. All of the spells will be in italics. And, also, this'll be in 2016, and Dumbledore'll be alive ('cuz I HATED how Dumbledore died in the sixth book). OK then, we've spent WAY too much time on this, so let's get to the story! (And, I don't own ANY of the characters, only the plot. They belong to their respected owners, Chris Savino & J. K. Rowling).
Today was a calm day on 1216 Franklin Drive, Royal Woods, Michigan. But, it was a calm day because it was a special day for the only son, and middle child, Lincoln Loud. Today was his 11th birthday.
As soon as a clock went off in Lincoln's former-closet-of-a-room for half-past eight, he shot up, threw off his bed's covers, and jumped off his bed.
Lincoln said, facing the audience, "Ah, my birthday. In a family as big as mine, a birthday means you get A LOT of presents. And by a lot of presents, I mean, A LOT of presents. With 11 people giving you presents, you have a pretty good chance of getting something you want. And, the best part is, even if it's a Saturday or summer break, it's ALWAYS calm."
When he had finished speaking, he was at the bathroom door, which stood ajar. He went in, and closed the door.
***************************Meanwhile, downstairs******************************
Downstairs, the entire Loud House, save Lincoln, was swiftly preparing for Lincoln to come downstairs. A 17-year-old blond, who was also Lincoln's eldest sister, named Lori, was using a 16-inch long yew wand to move plates around in the air. A 13-year-old brunette, Lynn, who was also Lincoln's sister, was making sausage gravy while a small winged golden ball the size of a walnut was flittering around, using telekinesis to find spices for the food of Lincoln's birthday breakfast, biscuits and gravy. Meanwhile, a 14-year-old light brunette, Luan, was wrapping 5 different presents: a game of Bavarian Style Exploding Snap, a fake wand that turned into a snake when touched, a very small sack of golden Galleons, silver Sickles, and bronze Knuts, a set of pajamas which consisted of a green shirt with a gray snake and gray pants with green snakes on the outside of the pant legs, and a Harry potter Box set. All the while, a 16-year-old creamy blond, Leni, was baking biscuits by the dozen. And, a 15-year-old brunette, Luna, was ordering 3 small house-elves, by the names of Charles, Geo, & Walt, to get the non-spice ingredients for Lynn. However, the ball & house-elves weren't very good at carrying things. This was proved by the ball dropping the salt grinder, breaking it.
Lynn called, "Fury!" for the ball. Fury quickly flew to her, then was grabbed by Lynn and shoved into her pocket.
Lori went over to the salt grinder and shouted, "Reparo!", fixing the grinder & putting the salt back in, then gave the salt to Lynn.
Lynn said, "Thanks, Lori" to Lori.
Lori said "You're welcome" to Lynn, then went back to moving plates.
****************************Meanwhile, in the living room*******************************
A 4-year old brunette, called Lisa, was typing equations into a calculator, which was spewing out paper by the second, while muttering under her breath very complicated equations. An 8-year-old black-haired girl, Lucy, was writing VERY morbid poems in a black notebook, called "Poem Notebook". Meanwhile, two 6-year-old blond identical twins, Lana & Lola, were arguing over what show to watch. All the while, a 15-month-old creamy blond, Lily, was napping despite all of the noise being cast out by her elder siblings, save Lincoln.
******************************Meanwhile, in the parent's room****************************
In a room off to the side of the living room, two parents, a blond mother, Rita, & a dark brown-haired father, Lynn Sr., were talking over that day's plans.
Rita said to Lynn Sr., "do you really think we should REALLY tell Lincoln today?"
Lynn Sr. explained, "Well, for the last 6 years, the letters for Hogwarts have ALWAYS been today at noon. If we don't tell him after the presents, he'll find out around lunch time."
Rita thought about it, and then said, "Yes, they HAVE always been at noon today. So, sure we'll tell him, right after Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, & Lily go upstairs".
*********************************Back upstairs to Lincoln********************************
By that time, everyone had finished what they have been doing, and just on time too, for Lincoln
had just finished up getting ready for the day, and left the bathroom.
Lincoln faced the audience and said, "Okay, this is it. If I'm correct, they'll be waiting behind everywhere they can.", then went downstairs. And just as he predicted, everyone popped out from every single spot thinkable, screaming, "SURPRISE!", with the youngest sisters, and Luan, blowing party blowers.
Then, everyone said, excitedly "Happy 11, Lincoln!"
The first part was the breakfast of biscuits & gravy. Then, it came the time for the presents.
Lincoln opened the first one, Lola's present of 25$.
Lola explained, "I couldn't really think of anything to buy you, so that's what you get."
Lincoln thanked her, then went on to Luan's present, which was the fake wand, then dropped it when it turned into a snake.
Luan laughed, then said, "Gag wand! Gag wand!", then went back to laughing hysterically.
Lincoln said "Real original, Luan. Real original.", then went to Luna's gift, which was the Exploding snap.
Luna said, before Lincoln could say anything, "British game. Don't ask."
Lincoln just shrugged it off and opened Lana's gift, which was one of her pet lizard Izzy's offspring.
Lincoln called the lizard "Millie", then got Lily's "present", which was really a kiss to the face.
Everyone, including Lincoln, said "Aaaawwww" at the sight of it.
Lucy had given him a Monstorology book. Lincoln looked at Lucy for the reason why.
Lucy simply replied, "I thought it was for you."
Leni's gift was the set of pajamas.
Lincoln said, "OKAY then", then opened Lori's gift, which was the sack of coins.
Lori warned Lincoln, "If you put those into your coin collection, I'll LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzal."
Lincoln shuddered at the thought, then opened Lynn's gift, which was the Box set.
Lincoln thanked Lynn, then opened Lisa's gist, which was a book on hair genetics.
Lincoln told Lisa that he may finally be able to find out why he has white hair.
***************************************Later*****************************************
Rita told her youngest children to go upstairs, so that she & Lynn Sr., along with the eldest girls, could tell Lincoln about Hogwarts & magic.
Rita said, "Okay, Lincoln, there's something me, your father, & Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, & Lynn want to tell you."
Lincoln asked, "But, why don't you want the younger kids to know?"
Lynn Sr. answered, "Because Lucy would freak out, Lisa would say it's impossible, Lily could care less, & Lana & Lola would ask why."
Lincoln sputtered out, "But, h-h-h-how…?"
Leni yelled out, "Linky, you'res is magiscals!", completely ignoring all grammer rules altogether.
Lincoln asked, "But… how?"
Lori simply said, "All of us are magical. So, therefore, you're not the only one."
Lincoln said to his parents, "You too?"
Rita & Lynn Sr. simply nodded their heads yes.
Lincoln said, "Ha-ha. VERY funny, Luan. Very funny."
Luna said, "This is NOT a prank, little bro. It's all real."
Lincoln replied, "Prove it."
Luan said, "Okay, we'll prove it.", then walked over to a vase that was sitting on a small table.
Rita whispered to Lynn Sr., "I KNEW that vase would break a lot." just as Luan tipped the vase over, breaking it.
Lori walked over, took out her wand, and shouted, "Reparo!", automatically mending the vase.
Lincoln stared in sheer shock.
He said, "So, ALL of us can do magic?"
Lynn Sr. told Lincoln, "Except for Lisa? Yes. Yes, we all can."
Licoln inquired, "Why not Lisa?"
Lynn explained, "'Cuz, Linc, we all think that because Lisa has so much science knowledge in her brain , all the magic in her has been squeezed out. Like a lemon, y'know."
Lincoln asked, "SOOO, where do we go to learn magic?"
Lynn Sr. replied, "There is a school in the U.S., called Ilvermorny. However, all of your sisters, and your mother & I all went to a british school call Hogwarts."
Lincoln said, "Really? Well, then who's the headmaster there? At Hogwarts?"
Luan said, "His name is Albus Dumbledore."
Lincoln's eyes grew to the size of walnuts, then said, "REALLY?! I thought he was dead!"
Luna laughed, then said, "Why did you think that, little bro?"
Lincoln answered, "Well, it says so near the end of the sixth book.", pointing to the Box Set.
Leni told Lincoln, "Well Linky, you shouldn't put all your trust in books. Sometimes, you should depend on, like, other people."
Lori added, "Well, Leni is literally right, Lincoln."
*********************************Later, at lunch*********************************
The younger sisters had come down for lunch, which was, put simly, peanut butter & jelly on wheat bread. After they had finished, the girls went upstairs to continue their activities. The elder sisters and Lincoln, however were stay ing downstairs to talk about Hogwarts.
Lincoln said, "So, why two Divination teachers?"
Luna said, "Well the first one, Trelawney, had been sacked halfway through one year, then, the centaur teacher, Firenze, came in for her, but, the next year, they were both teaching divination."
Lincoln asked, "So, if we're pure-bloods,is Aunt Ruth a witch?"
Lynn responed, "Yeah, she breeds kneazles."
Lincoln asked, "What's a kneazle? I thought Aunt Ruth bred cats!"
Luan replied, "Kneasles are basically smarter cats. Cliff's a kneazle."
Lincoln was shocked at the news. "HE IS?!"
Leni answered, "Like, totes yeah."
Lincoln wondered out loud, "So, when do the letters for Hogwarts come in?"
Lori said, "They should be in by noon."
Lincoln said "So, let's wait!"
The elder sisters said, in unison, "We don't have to wait at all."
Lincoln asked, "Why?"
The sisters pointed to the window. Lincoln walked to the window and look out. Flying towards the house were six owls of different sizes.
