Based off the 'Boot to the head' skit found all over Do not own Harry Potter or Boot to the Head.
No one knew Fred Weasley hired a lawyer, and made out a last will. Shortly after the battle of Hogwarts the lawyer called George, Ginny, Harry, Percy and Fluer to a meeting.
"As the executor of Mr. Weasley's estate I've called you all here to read his last will" said the lawyer.
"Well hurry it up the Leaky Caldron will be open soon!" shouted George.
"WAAAHHHHHH!! Oh poor dear Fred!" cried Ginny.
"It is a shame," whispered Fluer.
"I Fredrick Weasley" began the lawyer," Have divided my estate to the following. To my overly emotionally little sister Ginny."
"WAAAHHHH!!" cried Ginny.
"Ginny he's talking to us," Said Harry.
"Who was a sweet little girl, who is probably now with Harry, and shed crocodile tears when I died. To Ginny I leave a boot to the head."
"What!" and a boot went flying and hit Ginny in the head, "Ow!"
"Ginny are you okay?" asked Harry.
"And one to the scar face!"
"What!" A boot also hit Harry.
"But still you are my sister, and you admired me… I leave you… another boot to the head. And one more for the scar face."
"What!?" "Ow!" screamed Ginny and Harry as they hid under the table.
"To my twin brother George."
"I don't want a boot to the head."
"Who has been my business partner."
"I'm covering up my head."
"I leave you our shop."
"Really?"
"And a boot to the head!"
"Huh?" A boot hit him in the head.
"And another for Ginny and the scar face."
"What?" "Ow!" Shouted Ginny and Harry.
"And to my know-it-all brother Percy."
"I can see where this is going."
"I leave you not a boot to the head."
Really?"
"But two boots to the head!"
"What?" two boots hit Percy in the head.
"And another for Ginny and the scar face."
"Ouch!" "Ugh!" cried Harry and Ginny as they still hid under the table.
"To my lovely sister-in-law Fluer."
"I am not getting a boot am I?"
"I leave you a nice… Boot to the head!"
"What?!" a boot got her in the head.
"And another to Ginny and the scar face!"
"What!" "Ow!" screamed Ginny and Harry.
"To Hermione's cat I leave my vest… Boot to the head!"
And somewhere a boot hit the cat.
"And another to Ginny and the scar face."
"Ouch!" "Gah!" said Harry and Ginny.
"As for my lawyer I leave a ferret to be placed in your pants. What?" But it was too late a ferret was set free in his pants. "And I leave my life savings to my parents so they can afford to move to some place nice!"
"Is that it?" asked Percy.
"Yes." Said the lawyer.
"What a waste." Cried Fluer.
"Oh… Fred," muttered George.
"But there is one last thing."
"Really what?" asked Ginny.
"Cover your heads everyone!" said George.
"I leave everyone a life time supply of ice cream."
"Oh what flavor?" asked Fluer.
"Boot to the head!" said the lawyer and everyone was once again hit in the head with a boot.
