List of characters I own and who I would like them voiced by:
Layla Foster- Dannielle Harris
Lord Hayden Tottington- Ryan Kwanten
Norma Quartermaine- Sophie Monk
Cassidy Yellowgrass- Amy Whinehouse
Alice Robynns- Miranda Cosgrove
Caden Robynns- Freddie Highmore
Celeste Robynns- Natalia Tena
Selevio Ikress- Jamie Campbell Bower
Carson Yellowgrass- Leonardo DiCaprio
Riley Overpus- Natalie Portman
Silver-Ashlynn Lockhart- Keira Knightley
Cybill Yellowgrass- Miriam Margoyles
Cillian Yellowgrass- Tara Strong
Sylandra Endive- Hillary Swank
Lysandra Endive- Emma Watson
Karina McIntosh- Mindy Sterling
"Ho-ho, very classy!" Wallace said in his usual tone of delight as the passed through the arched gates adorned with fat stone cherubs, "Just the sort of clients we should be dealing with- eh lads?" Gromit rolled his eyes.
"Hey, Uncle Wallace?" Layla looked at her uncle with a look of curiosity, "I know you are head over heels for Lady Tottington, but remember she is a valued client. Not to mention your dating Celeste!" She crossexamined her uncle for any signs of beligerency.
Out front of Tottington mannor Victor Quartermaine his dog Phillip and niece Norma were at the door. Victor rang the doorbell with roses in his hand.
"Now that's more li-" Lady Tottington began.
"What-ho!" Victor said. "For you, my love."
He handed her a bouquet of flowers.
"Victor," she said. "How lovely and unexpected. I see you've brought your niece. Hang on. Hayden!" she called out to the garden tot heir left as a scruffy dirt-covered teen walked from the left side of the mannor.
"Yes mum?" His deep voice filled the calm air.
"Victor, and Norma are here," Hayden shook Victor's hand and he and Norma did a double X as they called it.
"Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother," Victor said. "So I toodled on over to sort out the little blighters." He cocked his gun.
"Well, you really needn't bother," Lady Tottington said. "I've already..."
"It's the least, a man could do for his filly," Victor continued. "We don't want pests spoiling our beautiful manor house now, do we?"
"Our manor house?" She said putting on such emphasis. "No one's mentioned marriage yet, Victor."
"All in good time, my dear," Victor said, tapping a finger on his nose. "Vermin first, though, what-what!" Philip handed Victor his gun and Victor said, "Come on, Philip, Norma." Then, they all headed off.
"Victor wait," she said. "We can deal with this humanely." Still holding the bouquet, she chased after Victor and Hayden followed closely as Norma did as well but was to busy oggling Hayden. Then Lady Tottington approached Victor and said, "Victor, haven't we agreed? No more thoughtless killing?" She locked eyes with him and pulled off a puppy dog face.
Victor turned to her and said, "Quite right, my dear. So, I've thought this one through very carefully." Then he took aim at a rabbit and said, "It's off to bunny heaven for you, big ears!"
The bunny squeaked and Lady Tottington and Hayden said, "No!" Then she covered her eyes.
The rabbit covered its eyes, was suddenly sucked into a hole, and Victor's aim missed.
"What the...?" He said, confused.
"Where'd the rabbit go?" Hayden stood there puzzled.
Then they walked over to the hole, looked down, and said, "I don't understand. Should've been a bullseye."
"Oh, Victor," Lady Tottington said. "I thought we made a real breakthrough with this hunting obsession of yours. I really thought you'd changed." Hayden coughed something that sounded like, "Not likely!"
"I'm sorry, Campanula," he said. "But, I am what I am." Then he got down on one knee, and said, "There's no nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get." At that moment, his hair flew off Norma jumped into Hayden's arms and Lady Tottington screamed. He turned again and said, "What the...?"
He watched as his hair was sucked into the hole. He smiled at the nearly faint Lady Tottington and looked back into the hole. He knelt near it and was suddenly sucked in. Then he began tunneling through the holes and Philip followed. Norma got off and shouted after, "UNCLE VICTOR?!!"
"Gosh," Lady Tottington gasped. Mother and son watched as Victor bumped into a pole, tunneled past it, and over to a nozzle.
They both heard someone say, "Maybe I should've used a bigger nozzle."
Lady Tottington and Hayden walked over to see who had spoken and realized it was none other than Anti-Pesto.
"Ah, Anti-Pesto," she squealed in delight, "you're here!" Hayden looked around and saw Layla who looked at him for a second and both blushed in the awkward silence.
"My darlings," Lady Tottington said. She approached them, walked past the Wallace, and said to the rabbits, "You're safe." Then she turned to them and said, "My word. What a fabulous job you've done! And not a single one harmed!" Hayden who was transfixed by Layla's beauty was torn from his view by Norma who was shouting, "Uncle Victor?!"
"Ah, the old BV-6000. Capable of 125 RPM, that's rabbits per minute."
"How inspired. Is this all of them?" Lady Tottington asked.
"Oh, there's one more," he said. Hayden and Layla watched as Philip and Norma approached the nozzle and looked at it curiously at it. "Hoist 'er up, Gromit."
They all except Lady Tottington watched as Gromit pulled a lever and on that end was Victor. Wallace, Norma, Phillip and Gromit gasped and Wallace made a movement with his head to let him go. Gromit pressed a button and Victor landed in the dirt and spat out a large piece of turf.
"Victor," Lady Tottington said. "Stop fooling around in the dirt and come have a look at this." Victor with the help of his niece got up and staggered over. "The ingenious Anti-Pesto has dealt with my problem, humanely! Isn't it marvelous?" She said.
"Marvelous?" Victor said, then he stared at the Wallace, and said, "Marvelous! This contraption virtually suffocated me. Besides, the job's only half done." He said. He walked around the glass chamber and said, "How do you intend to finish these vermin off? Crush them? Liquidize them?"
"Your uncle has a serious problem!" Hayden whispered to Norma who giggled and batted her lashes.
"They're humane," Lady Tottington said, staring with adoration at Wallace.
"Humane!" Victor said. "Then, perhaps, they'd be humane enough to give me back my dignity!" Then he turned to Wallace and said, "I want..." He stared at Lady Tottington and lowered his voice. "Toupee please." Norma looked utterly baffled and at the sight of a dumbstruck Norma Layla giggled. Hayden felt a tingly sensation wash over him in waves as the laughter continued.
"Oh, grand," Wallace said. "We take check or cash."
"Toupee, you idiot!" Victor said leaning up to him. "My hair is in your machine!"
"Oh no," Layla interjected. "It's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal..."
Victor growled, sighed angrily, and said, "Out of my way, you fool." He opened the chamber, took out what he thought was his wig, and put it on. "I'm sorry, my dear," he said. They all noticed that it wasn't his wig. It was only a black bunny. "But I refuse to suffer any further humiliation. So, I must therefore bid you good day." Layla snickered to herself. "Come Phillip? Norma?"
And with that said, off went Victor, Norma and Philip.
"Thank you for ridding me of a real problem. Mister-" Lady Tottington stammered.
"Wallace."
"Mister, Wallace?" Lady Tottington repeated him, "And these are?"
"My niece, Layla," he gestured to Layla. Hayden muttered her name to himself. Wallace continued, "and this is Gromit!"
Lady Tottington smiled at Layla and Gromit, and returned to more pressing matters. "I'd be happy to let them roam free if it weren't for the vegetable competition, but they do so love their veg. It's in their little bunny natures and you can't change that at all, can you?"
The light above Wallace's head went off, "Huh-" he turned to Layla and Gromit, "Or can you?"
They drove off. Hayden watched in a haze as his mother walked over to him waving them off, "You have a crush on Layla, don't you?" She asked Hayden without turning to him
"Is it that obvious?" Hayden said though clenched teeth.
"You know when you father and I met he wrote me a letter telling me how he felt..." And with that Lady Tottington retired to her mannor.
