One day, Pepe the Frog was making the galaxy great again for the greater glory of the Empire. As he was supervising the construction of the Galactic Wall from his throne room, an ungrateful feminist chick burst in through the door. She was that Mary Sue girl with the English accent. I don't know her name because WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE NEW MOVIES.

"I'm here to destroy the terrible law and order you've imposed on the galaxy," she declared insanely. "We'll all be free once the galaxy has been sent reeling back into wonderful lawlessness and disorder!"

"The Empire did nothing WROOOONNNNG!" Pepe bellowed.

"SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WOMEN!" shrieked the new girl as she swung her lightsaber around dangerously without any skill or control because she wasn't a man.

"Be careful not to hurt yourself with that, sweetie," Pepe warned her compassionately.

"That's SEXIST!" she yelled as she continued having her feminist tantrum. "I'LL DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!"

And then she hit herself in the eye with her own lightsaber and died. Pepe shook his head, thinking of what a full life this girl might have had if she had just embraced her proper role as a wife and mother.