The Valentine Chicken

Hi, I don't own Dragonball Z. This is my first story so please no flamers. Also if you hate stupidity this fic is not for you! (Some ideas from trunksgirl)

Chapter 1 Shopping isn't for dummies

It was two days before Valentines Day and Goku was out shopping for Chichi. He first went to a jewelry store. He saw one diamond he knew she'd love. Goku brought the diamond ring to the counter. "Here ya go." Goku said.

"That'll be one thousand dollars sir." The cashier said. Goku reached into all of his pockets. He found a nickel, five pennies, and a quarter. The cashier looked at him strangely. "That should cover it." Goku said happily.

"I'm afraid not sir." Said the cashier slowly.

"Then can I buy one from the gumball machine?" Goku asked smiling lightly. By now about six people were waiting behind him.

"Sir we do-

"But please I need it!" Goku said interrupting the cashier.

"Please leave now!" The cashier said impolitely. Goku left while the cashier served others. While he was walking he saw a beautiful lady in the store with the exact same jewel he wanted. He heard the cashier say "Oh your lucky madam ...for a gorgous woman like you it's free!" Goku's eyes widened. The lady came out of the store smiling. Goku walked a few blocks away to the grocery store. He thought maybe he could buy her some chocolates. Maybe there on sale. He thought. He walked inside and into aisle ten where he saw chocolates and other gifts for Valentines Day. He looked at the prices. It read $20.00. Oh Well. He thought. While he was walking out he spotted a sign out of the corner of his eye. It was fancy and read Amish Fortune Teller. Only five cents. Located outside. Goku was surprised of his luck so he went outside. There he saw a small booth with an even littler man inside. Instead of waiting for the Amish man to talk Goku slammed five cents on he mans counter. (Making a board fall off.) The little Amish man took the money and said "what do you want to know?"

"Well I was wondering what to buy my wife for Valentines Day." Goku answered. "I don't have enough money for anything and the guy at the jewelry store cheated me!"

"Ahhhh, I know what you should get her." The little Amish dude said "You can afford it and you won't get cheated by the owner."

"What and Who?" Goku asked.

"Well, who? Me and what? My chickens!!!" The little Amish dude sounded real excited and started FREAKIN' OUT! "Pllleeeaaassseee say yes!!" He begged.

Goku's face turned to his serious face. He thought about it while the little man freaked out and rolled on the ground. Goku's face slowly started to lighten up. When he was at a full smile he said "that's a great idea!" The Amish man got up from the ground and smiled. He showed Goku the chickens. There were five beautiful hens, six strong roosters, and one beaten up rooster with ONLY three feathers on its butt and it had bulgy eyes. Goku's face turned serious again he thought and thought until the Amish man yelled "Hurry up I don't have all day you know!"

"Ok, Ok, I choose that one!" Goku said pointing towards a chicken. The man looked where Goku was pointing and gasped.

"You mean the one with the three feathers?" He asked

"Yup." Goku answered. A huge sweat drop dropped down the man's face. The man gave Goku the bag with the chicken in it and Goku paid the man thirty cents. Goku flew away leaving people speechless and breathless. "I'll let Chi-Chi name you!" Goku said to the chicken who was scratching in the bag.

Well I hope you guys liked the chappy! Oh and I know a great story. It's in DBZ, under General or Action/Adventure, its PG-13. It's called back from the dead by trunksgirl. But the easiest way is to just look her up in my favorite authors. Please review her too. Remember please R&R and BE NICE!!!!! – gohans1girl