AN: Stephycats7785 is doing an ABC Blackwater just for me (check it out & her other stories even if you're a devout Blackwater like me you'll love em) & I wanted to repay the favor with a Leah+Edward, but of course I can't do that without a Blackwater ABC, but then I wanted to do a Carlisle & Sam. So…I decided to do short ABC drabbles headed each by letters of the alphabet & Leah will be paired with a few characters in each collection. Each chapter's heading will show who she's paired with. In no order there wil be L+Ed, L+CC, L+P, L+JB (duh), L+Em, L+JC, L+SU, & L+EC & I might do L+ Taha Aki and/or Billy or Charlie. If there is one story you like in any chapter let me know & if I can I'll make a separate short story or if my juicesare flowing a full story based around it.


Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, its characters or content found within the series, S. Meyers does. All else is my creation.

Learning The Alphabet with Leah: Beauty and the Prude

A Leah & Edward story

A-Annoying. Edward was still mad at Leah for making Bella cry herself to sleep after being on the reservation earlier that day, so he was pacing angrily along the treaty line following her as she patrolled. He was even angrier because she was taunting him by ignoring he was there and thinking the most horrible things of his precious Bella. Edward hit his limit when she imagined Bella trying to flirt with James only to become his and Victoria's snack. He roared loudly, or what sounded like a roar, before blurring over the border tackling her.

Leah was shocked to say the least as she tumbled along with his funky ass. She growled loudly as she clamped down on his leg and bit it off. Edward screeched and Leah laughed mockingly before phasing on the spot.

"I don't even need to be wolf to kill your ass; you do realize you just broke the treaty and I have the right to kill you right?"-she said tauntingly and Edward hissed before standing, on his one leg, and turned to her hissing.

"Goodness what are you a fucking snake?"-she said rolling her eyes not noticing that Edward's hissing stopped. He stood looking at a very naked Leah and thanked the heavens she couldn't read mind also. He began to chant Bella's name in his head, but it didn't work. He started to drool venom gazing at her in that creepy vampire way.

"Any last words to your Bella leech?"-Leah asked as she stalked towards him happily, ready to finish him off. He swallowed the venom in his mouth as words failed him and other body parts that he thought would only respond to Bella were eagerly responding to Leah. She noticed his unusual stone stance and waved her hand in front of his face confused until she looked down at his lap.

"Oh my God a vampire boner?"-Leah screeched incredulously as she shook her head furiously not knowing it was making her breast bouncing; Edward's stance became even more rigid at this action.

"What the hell is even in there venom? Oh God I'm gonna be s-just get the fuck outta here!"-Leah screeched completely mortified not wanting to touch him even to kill him now; Edward was gone in a flash but thought of her body the whole way home.

B-Booed. The pack decided to go out to a karaoke bar, but was unaware the Cullen children did too, so when they were all seated and the stench of dog and burnt sugar invaded their noses each group groaned.

"What are they doing here?"-Alice said scrunching her face.

"What are you doing here, planning on eating the bad singers?"-Leah said glaring. They were across the bar from each other, but of course they could still hear each other.

"Can we all just be nice for once; as of now the bar is Switzerland."-Bella said butting in, sitting next to Edward; Leah scoffed.

"Who the hell says Switzerland?"-she deadpanned and Bella blushed, sitting back embarrassed. Edward glared and was about to say something, but it was his turn to sing.

"Oh goodness this should be fun."-Jacob said rolling his eyes. As Edward began to sing Leah began to make choking noising while pretending to strangle herself making the pack laugh and annoy the Cullens. Edward growled at their table but kept singing.

"God he's terrible what is he strangling a cat?"-Leah said then shook her head "I can't take it- BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE YOU SUCK! BOOO…"-she hollered and the pack was in stitched.

Bella glared as Rosalie and Alice hissed, but Jasper had to hide his amusement while Emmett laughed loudly and joined in on her booing. Leah stopped for a second when he did that before grinning wildly and motioning at him with her eyes to the food stand. Emmett caught on immediately and the two jumped up and grabbed tomatoes before throwing them at a furious Edward. Soon the pack jumped up and followed their leads and before you knew it the whole bar was throwing tomatoes at Edward even Jasper who, at vampire speed, picked up a stray tomato and threw it. Leah smirked at a glowering Edward as he left the stage seeing red and not from anger.

C-Consoling. Edward felt horrible that his and Bella's antics caused Harry Clearwater to die, so he went away for a few days to Alaska to get out as much of his remorse and anger at himself and Bella as possible, without hurting a human. He was sitting atop a tree and heard distraught thoughts, but when he looked around he saw nothing but snow and frolicking wolves. It was when he heard other voices begging the voice he just heard to stop and come home that he paid closer attention. He was completely confused and quite frankly didn't care to deal with whomever or whatever it was, so he stood ready to flash away when he caught a memory of Harry dancing with a little girl. He realized then that it was one of the pack wolves that were out there, but he didn't know who or why. When he scanned the area again he spotted the huge wolf balled up in the snow.

He jumped down and very cautiously walked over to the wolf. About half a mile out the wolf looked up and paused before one of the other voices began yelling angrily that it was Edward and he better not touch her or he was dead, treaty broken or not. Her, Edward thought shocked, but it was short lived as the huge wolf jumped to its feet and charged right at him. He braced himself at first, but then realized whoever she was she was Harry's daughter and had the right to kill him after he all but killed her father, so he stood defenseless. Leah closed the distance, drowning out the yells and pleas from the pack. She lunged and began ripping into him letting out all of her hurt, anger, and frustration from everything that happened in her life and certainly from him and his girlfriend's troublemaking which killed Harry. She growling and gnashed her teeth as she ripped Edward apart and the pack yelled frantically, but were defenseless being so far away and Leah was in too much of a rage to adhere to Sam's alpha command.

Finally her emotions took over and she collapsed, phasing back. Edward debated on piecing himself back together or staying like that forever until he heard sobs. He pieced himself together and kneeled before Leah. She screamed how it was all his and Bella's fault and his family's fault as she pummeled him with her fist. She stopped and collapsed into his chest as she cried and begged him to just kill her. His un-beating heart broke and he began to console Leah and let her cry into his chest as he took off his shredded jacket and draped around her shoulders.

He let her know how sorry he was and just rocked her for hours as she cried in his arms. When she finally stopped it was well into the night and he realized she had fallen asleep from exhaustion and he surely didn't want to leave her, so he picked her up and carried her back to his house that he was going to live with Bella once she was changed, but now he realized they weren't good for each other or those around them and he made the decision not to go back to Forks ever again. He gently placed her in his bed and pulled the covers over her before kissing her head muttering another apology. He sat in the chair by the window to keep his stench at a minimum as he watched her sleep, vowing to look out for her from now until his undead life ended.

D-Dive. "Oh come on you can't be serious?"-Leah said shocked and annoyed at her stupid boyfriend's behavior.

"I am not acting stupid and I am completely serious Leah."-he said and she laughed making him growl.

"Don't growl at me."-she said glaring at him

"Then don't laugh at me."-he said childishly. She sighed and walked over to him making him stiffen into a statue state.

"Gosh that's creepy."-she said shivering "Look you are a vampire, an indestructible vampire, so you are not allowed to be afraid of heights."-she said crossing her arms.

"I am not afraid of heights."-he hissed and she rose a brow.

"Ok then jump."-she shrugged and he paled more if that's possible.

"There is a difference between not being afraid of heights and jumping off of a mountain."-he said shakily

"Oh please this is hardly a mountain."-she said rolling her eyes.

"I'm not jumping and that's final."-he said crossing his arms.

"Oh my goodness it's a fucking waterfall, you'll land in water!"-she yelled waving her hand at the water below. Edward refused to move and she sighed mumbling to herself calling him names.

"I heard that."-he said. She sighed and wrapped her arms around his waist and rests her head on his shoulder. He sighed relieved and wrapped his arms around her hugging her tightly to him thinking she was dropping it.

"Love, that's a recreation the Quileute participate in, but I'm a pale face."-he said and she chuckled and he smiled kissing her head.

"You're impossible and a big baby."-she said and he tipped her chin back to peck her lips.

"Takes one to know one."-he teased and she laughed and tilted her head.

"Does it?"-she said as a thought flashed through her mind so quickly that by the time he realized what it was it was too late. Leah tightened her arms around him and pushed him backwards, propelling them off the edge and into the water. Edward screamed the whole way down and just before they hit the water said I hate you Leah! When she surfaced she was laughing so much she was gurgling water; Edward's head popped up with a huge scowl on his face, but she could see the smile begging to erupt.

"I'm breaking up with you."-he said and she laughed harder; he swam over to her as she began to control herself.

"Who knew leeches could scream so high."-she giggled

"Come on you loved it admit it."-she taunted and he couldn't help but smile and pull her close.

"Fine it was fun, but I'm never doing that again."-he said and she looked at him skeptically.

"Alright maybe once, but just to see you laugh and smile again."-he said all sweet like before kissing her.

E-Eve. It was Halloween and the first time the Cullens and the packs voluntarily decided to be in each other's company. The pack being very predictable to Edward, came as wolves with their imprints coming as Little Red Riding Hood. Edward couldn't hold in his eye roll as they entered or his disgust at how slutty the imprints looked. They very tensely began to "mingle" but it was clear this little experiment would be the first and last of its kind. As the night went on Edward noticed the female of the pack was missing and also noticed no one but Seth and Jacob, because he commanded her to come, cared that she wasn't there.

It was when he heard vulgar thoughts that Edward knew Leah wasn't far. The packs began to look at the door seemingly like they could feel her which Edward thought they probably could. Jasper was balling is fist fighting the anger that was hitting him from Leah. When the door banged open, loudly and violently, everyone turned to see her and gasped.

"What the hell are you bitches looking at?"-she growled, annoyed already for being forced to come. She was ordered to come to the party, but she wasn't ordered to come for the whole thing or be happy about it. So when they all looked at her she grew even angrier. Edward's eyes were popping out and his dick was popping up as he gazed at Leah and he wasn't the only one.

"What the hell are you doing?"-Seth roared as he ran to Leah and ripped Emily's cape from around her neck, choking her in the process, and hastily draped it around Leah; she shrugged out of it.

"It is a costume party."-she said and walked further into the room with all eyes following her, especially the men, namely Edward.

"Yeah costume, something you failed to put on!"-Seth yelled following her with the cape.

"Leah who the hell are you supposed to be?"-Jacob asked still wide eyed and shocked.

"Who cares!"-Paul said with his tongue out like a dog and Rachel went to punch him in the arm, but remembered she'd be the only one hurt.

"I'm Eve."-Leah said like it was obvious.

"Who the hell is Eve and where can I get her number?"-Embry said drooling. Edward hissed at him and everyone looked at him sideways, but ignored him.

"I'm Eve from the Bible dumbass."-she said. Leah was wearing, well…nothing! All she had on was a thong with a leaf attached to the front with her long hair covering her breast; she never looked more like a sex goddess than she did now.

"Leah this is inappropriate you need to put something on and there is a child present."-Edward said as he pointed to Claire who didn't get what the fuss was about.

"She'll get boobs eventually anyway it's not that big of a deal; I've phased ripping my clothes so the packs have already seen me naked and you leeches are mated so no one cares. And I don't know why you're even talking it's not like you actually like women."-she scoffed as she went to the food table not knowing how wrong she was as Edward looked down at his lap.

F-Frogs. Leah was the last having got Edward in their never ending prank fest. With the help of Emmett she was able to pretend that Emmett had lost control and slaughtered an entire campsite full of boy scouts; they had fake blood and everything. Edward freaked out and started burning everything left at the sight so no one would know they were ever there.

"We have to leave immediately! We'll go to South America and lay low for just a couple of decades. I don't know how you could be so careless, now our family, Leah, is in danger and at risk and those families will never know what happened to their loved ones."-he said angrily as he grabbed Leah and wouldn't let her out of his sight claiming he wanted to make sure no one would suspect her, but they all knew it was because he wasn't sure if Emmett would lose control and find Leah appetizing.

So, here he was with Jasper hiding twenty frogs in his and Leah's room. After they were done he and Jasper hid cameras in the room to see her reaction and have it on record then crept out of the room. Later that night Leah wanted to have some sexy time with her husband, so she slipped away while everyone was watching movies, shielding her thoughts, so she could change then call Edward up to see her lying across the bed in a seductive nighty. Jasper and Edward gave each other a smile before turning back to the TV, but kept their ears glued to Leah's movements.

Leah closed her bedroom door and went to the bathroom for a quick shower, but when she slid the door back a frog leapt out landing on her chest. She screamed and flung it off before running over to the cabinet to grab spray of all things, but when she opened that another frog jumped out at her landing on her face. She threw it and bolted from the bathroom and ran over to her dresser to grab her gun and shoot the damn things, but more frogs jumped out. By this point she was really freaked and frantically went to run for the bedroom door, but tripped and fell, knocking over the chest by the bed and, yup, more frogs jumped out. Leah jumped to her feet and grabbed the bed cover to throw over them, but when she pulled the covers back several frogs were taking a nap in her bed. Edward and Jasper were laughing so hard it was a good thing they didn't need air to breathe. It was when Edward her Leah calling him in distress and Jasper felt how panicked and frightened she was did they blur upstairs to the room.

Edward flung the door open and they saw Leah shaking on the ground, curled up in a ball crying. Edward flashed over to her and picked her up as Jasper, at vampire speed, cleared the room of all the frogs.

"They're all gone Leah."-Jasper said quietly. The rest of the Cullens were in the doorway confused.

"Are they really gone?"-she said into his chest.

"Yes love they're gone."-Edward cooed. Leah peeked up and hesitantly looked over her husband's shoulder and around the room before sighing and burying her face back into Edward's chest.

"Where the hell did they come from?"-she said and he and Jasper looked at each other.

"I don't know. Probably the same place those campers Emmett ate came from."-Edward said and he felt her stiffen before slowly looking up at him with a death glare. She jumped out of his arms and glared at him.

"Gottcha,"-he said as he and Jasper high-fived each other and Emmett laughed. She smiled despite herself because he actually did get her good, but then her smile turned evil and Edward looked at her scared.

"I think I get the last laugh."-she said before walking out the room. Edward groaned and put his face into his hands and Jasper felt his lust and regret.

"What'd she think?"-he asked and Edward just shook his head and went into the bathroom for a shower. Jasper stood there confused until he noticed the nighty that was on the floor and put two and two together realizing what she actually came up here for and more than likely showed Edward. Jasper chuckled as he heard the water running, no doubt freezing cold.


AN: Hope you like! This is actually very fu to write & I've ben having writers block so this is helping lessen it. If I end up really liking this then I might do more than one ABC for whoever she's coupled with *coughs* Jacob & Leah *cough* :)~

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…so I need you to read then I need you to review…or Lindsay Lohan's father won't shut the h3ll up! Seriously as soon as his daughter gets back into the movie business he's out doing interviews and with a smile on his deadbeat face. I seriously see why she has issues: her dad doesn't care & just uses her & her mom let her do whatever she wanted while thrusting her into the business. Seriously watch her video "Daughter to Father" a song about her dad & carefully listen to the lyrics & you'll see why she is so messed up smh.