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Su's latest Invention

Su was deep in the depths of her room straining to think of a machine that would finally get Tama-chan out of her dreams, and into her stomach.

Su: (Staring down a checklist) Okies, let's see I've used several versions of my Mecha Tama-chan, with no lucky. I've tried rope, but nothing. Hmm, I need to find something that'll catch, hold, and cook Tama-chan all in one smooth motion.

Su starts to drool, daydreaming about finally seeing the elusive turtle on a plate with veggies, meat and a side of steamed bananas. (Mmm, Bananas) Snapping out of her fanstasies of turtle kabobs, and turtle stew Su grabs a pencil and a start drawing up random ideas.

Su: I'm gonna think of something if it takes me till lunch!

Ten minutes later

Keitaro was being chased down the hallway by Motoko blood in her eyes and sword high in the air.

Motoko: Come back you coward! How dare you peep on me in the bathroom!!!

Keitaro: The door wasn't locked I thought it was empty I swear!

Motoko: You have a new excuse everytime! Prepare to feel my vengeance! DRAGON SLAYING SLASH!!!

Keitaro was sent flying through the roof and crash-landed in Su's room. Su turned and smiled.

Su: Hiyas Keitaro, you're just the person I've been looking for.

Keitaro bleeding from his head stood up and waved.

Keitaro: Oh hi Su, sorry to just drop in like this, but Motoko's real pissed at me. Would you mind if I hide here for awhile?

Su: Okies!

Su smiled as she turned and started back to work. Keitaro walked over to Su, staring at what she was working on.

Keitaro: I'm afraid to ask, but what's that Su?

Su paid him no attention while she was putting the final touches on her invention.

Su: Hey Keitaro, could you pass me that wrench?

Keitaro: Sure (Hands her the wrench)

Su: Thanks...I'm finished!

Turning to Keitaro with a wide grin on her face and slowly walked towards him. Keitaro begins to slowly back away, but trips over a banana peel.

Keitaro: Aaah!!! Please don't kill me!

Su jumps on Keitaro's stomach and slaps a bandana around his forehead. Su then smiles and pulls out a remote control. Turning the switches and pressing the buttons, Keitaro starts doing back flips and running in circles.

Keitaro: W-What's going on I can't control myself!

Su: (Smiling cheerfully) It's my Mind-control bandana silly now I can have you catch Tama-chan for me!

Keitaro: Hey do your own dirty work!

Su shook her finger at Keitaro.

Su: I can't do that all mad scientist need other people to do there grunt work for them. Now go Keitaro and catch me some lunch! (Maniacally) Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

The mind controlled Keitaro stumbles into the living room in search of Tama- chan. Su's watching him for a through a camera system in her room. Kitsune walk into the room and spots Keitaro looking around under the furniture.

Kitsune: Hey Keitaro!

Keitaro Jumps up and tries to talk, but the mind control doesn't allow him.

Su: (Through a speaker in the bandana in Keitaro's voice) Oh, hi Kitsune, you haven't seen Tama-chan around lately have you?

Kitsune shakes her head.

Kitsune: Nope have seen'er. Anyway listen, I've just lost a lot of money on the last race and I'm gonna need another extension on my rent.

Su: (Keitaro's voice) What's an Xtenshon are they yummy?

Kitsune opens her left eye and pauses.

Kitsune: I think you've been hanging around Su too long, you're beginning to talk like her.

Su: (Keitaro's voice) I could never spend "too much time with Su". I'm in love with her.

Keitaro is forced to smile and Kitsune begins to tremble.

Kitsune: WHAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SU!!! What about Naru?!

Everyone (except Su) runs into the room and gathers around Keitaro. Keitaro starts to feel that he's about to get the crap kicked out of him.

Keitaro: (thinking) Oh God they all heard that now I am screwed.

Su: (Keitaro's voice) Na Uh! I love Su and were gonna get married and have a big wedding with cake, and ice cream, and cookies, and turtle stew, and bananas, and...

Back in her room

Su starts to drool thinking of all the food that's going to be at her wedding. Some drool accidentally spills onto her controller and it starts to short circuit.

Su: Oh No!!!

Su bolts out of her room carrying one of her laser gun.

Back in the living room

Shinobu: Sempai!!!

She runs out of the room crying.

Motoko unsheathes her sword and jumps into the air.

Motoko: How many times must you make Shinobu cry before you are satisfied?! Gods Crys' School: Evil Cutting Strike!! Second Form!!

Before the blade could reach it target, Keitaro catches it and pulls the sword form Motoko's hands.

Kitsune: Oh my God! Keitaro's unarmed Motoko!!!

Naru runs up to Keitaro and give him one of her signature punches to the face, but Keitaro stands there unfazed.

Naru: Gack! What the Hell?

Keitaro drops the sword, turns around, turns around and lurches slowly away. Leaving everyone in a near state of shock.

Keitaro: (Thinking) Holy Cow! How did I just do that?! Wait I still can't control myself, Noooooo!

Everyone dropped to their knees, trying to logically figure out what just happened.

Naru: H-he didn't even flinch when I punched him!

Motoko: Urashima stopped my evil cutting strike...Oh God, with that power what if he comes after one of us!?

Naru: You're right with his immortality and now invincibility we can't stop him!!!