Conversations between Twilighters

Tori: we need a pencil sharpener!

Me: I have one! Wait till you see it. –Pulls out a small, blue pencil sharpener, with the words "pencil sharpener" written on it–

Tory: Oh! It's so cute!

Me: I know, right? What other pencil sharpener actually says pencil sharpener on it? And it actually has a cap!

Tori: I'm gonna give it a hug. 'cuz it's so cute. –Gives pencil sharpener a hug-

Me: It should have a name. It's too adorable to NOT have one.

Tori: I know!! Jacob!

Both: Yay! Jacob the tiny blue pencil sharpener that says pencil sharpener!

Me: Go Team Jacob!!