Hello, I was talking with my friend and we came up with this odd idea and I

sorta stuck to it. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my ideas

Eragon was walking through the forest when suddenly, a flash of blue light illuminated the forest.

"Oh great," he thought, "another egg."

Surprisingly, though, it wasn't an egg. Instead, it wasn't anything he had ever seen in his life. It

was slightly longer than his hand and covered in a shiny material. When he took the material off,

it was all brown. He cautiously took a bite and, realising it wouldn't kill him, ate the whole thing.

What he didn't know, though, was that it was chocolate and packed full of sugar. This odd food

had him soon shaking from head to toe. Then, Saphira came to pick him up.

Little one, she said in her beautiful dragon voice, why are you shaking like so?

I don't know. I was walking through the forest and this light appeared. And there was this, thing,

and it tasted really good and-

He got cut off by a very angry Saphira as she began to lift off. You ate something without knowing

what it was!?!?!?! I thought you knew better than to do such a foolish thing! How embarrassed I

am.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! He apologized. But it was really good and well-now-I'm-starting-to-talk-fast-

but-I-can't-help-it-an-please-help-me-Saphira!!!!

Saphira couldn't help but chortle a small laugh. Oh little one, you are very foolish and for that I

believe that you should suffer the consequences of your actions.

Saphira, he pleaded.

Alright fine, I'll help you. I'll just bring you to someone who can help you better than I.

Thank-you bestest buddy.

Don't call me that. She said. And stop bouncing in the saddle, your throwing me off balance and

I'm afraid I'll have to throw you off.

Ha Ha. Well, what do you think? Odd huh? Tell me before I throw a very hyper Eragon at

you (just kidding, if you've read my story "Erik Quits" you'll know that I don't want a

scene)