My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!

Chapter 1

"You got to be kidding me…."

I just stood there.

I can't believe this is happening to me. What the hell did I do this time? Is god punishing me? Are the angels swearing at me? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I HAVE A FAMILY TO SUPPORT! I HAVE A SON NAMED TINY TIM AND HE NEEDS THE MONEY FOR HIS SURGERY OR HE'S GOING TO DIE! PLEASE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" I shouted as my boss – no, my ex –boss push me out of the fancy restaurant.

Well… just the opposite of that…

"What the hell are you freaking talking about Aries!? You're only fifteen for god's sake and you don't even have a family! God, you can't even find a boyfriend for goodness sakes! And where the hell did tiny Tim come from? Were you watching those old Christmas specials again? ARIES IT'S SUMMER!" the boss shouted.

"Oh… um… I DON'T CARE! PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME! MC DONALDS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN WORK AND OTHER JOBS WON'T BE SUITED FOR ME! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? PLEASE I WILL STILL ACCEPT THE $2.50 YOU'RE PAYING ME EVERY FIVE HOURS!" I beg for mercy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah I work at mc Donald's. Sniff and I'm just going to get fired! WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME LORD!? Well… I hope nothing goes wrong with the rest of the day.

"I'm sorry Aries…. But my mother told me I shouldn't hire girls like you. She said that your too 'Over dramatic' when it comes to situation like these" he explained.

"OVER DRAMATIC!? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME BOB-"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" 'Bob' shouted. Snicker

"Whatever, fine! I don't need your stupid job! I can find a new one!" I said out of confidents. But it didn't turn out well when I started sulking my way home.

"I need that job… I need it…" I muttered under my breath.

Great! No job means, no money! I guest I have to get home the hard way. I lifted my thumb up and started walking backwards. I hate you hitch hiking! Great and it ain't even a person!

This is going to take hours… and it's eleven o'clock at night!

Just then a car stop and I finally came in. It was this weird black van with weird mask people…. Seems friendly enough.

"Hi, um… can you take me to 143 fake street on your way to whatever you guys are going" I ask.

They just close the door of the van very quickly and drive as fast as they could.

"Ah… sorry I said fake street not dig me down avenue" I said again. They weren't even listening.

"EXCUSE ME!"

"Quiet kid before you get your self killed" one of the mask man said. So much for friendly.

"EXCUSE ME!?" I said in a rude one. I am sorry but if he is going to give me that crap I might as well do the same.

"Kid, say that again and I am so blowing your head off" he warned.

"…"

"…?"

"…kid?"

"Sorry, what? I was just starring out the window"… geez probably he was just talking about his mom or something.

"Hey boss what should we do to her?" a skinny mask man asks.

"I don't know use her as hostage or something"

"Do you even know what the word means?" I ask.

It was silence…

"…Yeah…" the mask man said unsure.

"Ok what?" I ask.

"…"

"Man you stupid cow" I muttered.

"Ok, kill the girl" he said quickly.

The skinny mask man came up to me with the knife in his hand. I just stared at him until my stomach started to rumble.

"Great, now I'm hungry!" I shouted. I took out an apple and tried looking for something to cut it into pieces. Just then I notice (Like finally) something sharp right in front of me. I gladly took it just like that until something terrible happen…

"OH MY GOD SHE BROKE MY RIST!!!!" the skinny man shouted in pain.

What? I just simply took the knife out of his hand. Oh, wait now I get it. He's skinny! I can kick his ass anytime I want!

"OH MY GOSH REALLY???" the other mask man asks.

"YEAH! IT'S BLEEDING!"

"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD YOU RETARD!" I shouted

"SHUT UP!"

"DUDE SHE'S DANGEROUS; GET HER OUT OF THE VAN!"

"Fine!"

And with that, the van stops, I got kick out, and they drive away quickly as possible. Geez, now that's what I call 'over dramatic'

"AH WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK! I LIVE HERE ANYWAYS!" I shouted back at them.

I started walking in the neighborhood until I met my house. It was pretty big for some reason but hey, I least I try to keep things order around here.

I step inside the house and look around carefully. It's quiet... to quiet… THEN THE NINJA'S ATTACK! Nah, just kidding, any way's its quiet… to quiet…

"IT'S GODZILLA! KILL HER!"

I quickly turned around and saw one of my little brothers coming towards me wearing a superman costume and holding a rubber sword.

I sigh. Will he ever give up?

"ROAR!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I shouted playfully as I body slam my little brother to floor. God that's gotta hurt.

"Ow, ow, ow, ok I surrender!" he begs.

I smirk and got off of him.

This is my little brother, Kyle Alex Maple. He loves watching superman as you can see and he really likes playing with Godzilla dolls. He always thinks I'm a monster to him but hey, I always flush down his Godzilla dolls so who can blame him?

Anyways, sorry about earlier. My name is Aries Gabriela Maple. I'm fifteen years old and I'm turning sixteen pretty soon but who gives a damn. I have straight dark brunette hair that appears black sometimes with red streaks. For some odd reason I have ruby with violet mix eyes but I can't really describe the color… my step mom said I always look beautiful but I don't really listen to her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah… I'm slim but I have a sort of a fat ass. But I'm working on that! Well… not really… I CAN'T HELP IT WHEN KFC HAS THOSE KUNTUCKY FRIED CHICKENS! Well at least I have a heart shape face and no double chin… now that will be a nightmare for eternity!

Ahem as I was saying, I got off my little brother and help him up. Sweet ugly little boy.

"Kyle, shouldn't you be sleeping?" I ask him.

"Bite me!" he countered in a rude tone.

Whack!

"I'll be sleeping big sister…" he said while rubbing his head.

"Good" I said with a smirk. He whispered an ow sound as he left my sight. I sigh and went up stairs, and as I made it to my room a note laid in front of the door.

"Dear Aries,

I will be working late tonight and won't be back until noon tomorrow. Breakfast and lunch are in the fridge and love you.

Daddy

P.s – Don't tell me you got fired again….…"

I rip the note and threw it in the garbage as I entered my room. It was a mess but I didn't really care. And how did my dad know I got fired??? Oh well…

I strip down my uniform from my ex job and place on a blue tank top with black short shorts. I tied my hair up and went to sleep.

I hope nothing else goes wrong tomorrow…

Next Day…

"CRAP! CRAP! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL! WHY DID MY LITTLE SNOT BRAIN FOR A BROTHER DESTROY MY ALARM CLOCK!!!!! WAIT, DO I EVEN HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK!?"

Crap, I'm late and this is the fifth time this week ever since i got the mc Donald job… which I got fired in!!!

Ok, calm down Aries, to the left, run straight, pass the dead squirrel, climb the fence turn right and here I am!

I look up and saw my high school, BB APSCO High school!

… Don't ask me about the name because I have no idea who picks it… maybe some moron.

(a/n: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!)

Wow! Maybe I am on time today, I might as well-

RING! RING! RING!

Oh no… the school bell! Crap and I'm just right in front of the bill board sign.

I started running and when I finally reach to the school doors.

It was lock.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I shouted as I fell on my knees.

This can't be happening to me, it can't be!

I cried harshly until I notice an open window. I think I have an idea.

I got off the ground and ran towards the open window. Yes! Now all I have to do is get in, sneak into class and I'm safe! Aries you're a genius!

Ok, here I go!

I started to climb and head into the window. Ok, good so far. Now all I have to do is jump down and-

Stuck. I am totally stuck. What the hell? DAMN IT I SHOULD HAVE GONE ON THAT DIET IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Just then, I heard the door open. This can't be good…

"Aries!? What the hell are you doing in the boy's bathroom? ARE YOU TRYING TO SNEAK IN!?"

I gulp. This is my principle… Mr. Gorillian. Many people mistaken him for Mr. Gorilla or just 'Gorilla' but like I said, who can blame them? It's not there fault that he's fatter then fat.

What am I saying I'm the one being stuck here.

"The funny thing is sir…" I started with a nervous laugh.

He didn't look to happy.

Two hours later…

"WHAT!? SIR YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" I shouted as I slammed my fist on his desk.

"I am sorry Aires but you know the school rules, no sneaking in and no going to the boy's bathroom if you're a girl. And sadly you broke two of the rules"

"B-but I can change sir!" I beg.

"Sorry… but here is the thing, I'll be transferring you to another school and if you do well there I'll make them send you back got it?" he said.

I thought about it for a moment and sigh.

"Yes sir." I muttered.

"Good"

#$&

At home…

"YOU WHAT!?" my step mom screamed.

"You heard me, I lost my J – O – B and got F – I – R – E – D" I said spelling the main words.

"And?" my mom asks in a small tone.

"And I got E – X – P – E – L – L – E- D" I spelled again.

"ARIES WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU!?" she screamed once again.

We were in the dinner table eating dinner while my little brother was watching superman.

"Love me" I said simply.

"Idiot" she started "Sigh just wait until your father hears about this" she said calling my daddy.

Geez I hate this woman…. I wish I can just leave this place and start a new life… if I had any money.

I ignore my mom and went up stairs to my room. I came in, shut the door, and fell on my bed.

"What am I going to do now? My day just got worse and worse, what now?" I ask myself.

Sooner or later I feel asleep…

I hope this time nothing happens tomorrow at my new school.

The Next Day…

This time I woke very earlier like… I dunno… 10:00am? Nah just kidding I woke up at seven.

I was walking down the street wearing a Yellow star tight blue t – shirt and black baggy pants. My straight dark brunette red streaks were down since I didn't tie it and I was just holding my red back pack.

It was like walking for miles! I kept walking and walking until I met up with my new school.

"Romeo High" I said to myself. Well at least it has a better name.

I was in front of the entrance and walk in.

Wow, this place is huge dog! I went inside the school and it was even bigger from the inside.

I walk into the office and wait. Until the principle came by. Whoa, it's a woman!

"Hello, you must be Aries Maple, Welcome to Romeo High for I am your new principle" she said with a smile.

Is that a mole on her cheek? Whoa someone call the fire department because we have to put that flame out.

"Thank you ma'am" I replied politely.

I was about to shake her hand until I accidentally spilled over her coffee mug, which went on her dress.

Uh oh.

"THIS WAS BRAND NEW! YOU HAVE DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL YOUNG LADY!" she screamed.

I flinch.

"You got to be kidding me…"


Kirisu - Hiya! i hope you like it so far, anyways Kai will show up in the next chapter so ja ne! Review and no flames!