(A/n: Instead of doing my work in Algebra I wrote this...so I sacrificed an A for you people! You better be happy!
Bob: Master calm down.
Anono-chan: NO! I REFUSE to be calm! chokes on spit cough cough...okay...hack...I'll be calm...I don't want to spoil the story, but there's a surprise at the end.
Bob: PLOT TWIST!
Anon-chan: And it's a doozie.
Bob's Disclaimer: Master does not own Naruo or any of it's characters...she does however own the cheese BIG smile.
ON WITH THE FIC!
One day Shikamaru was on one of his favorite hills.
Ahhh...Such a nice day for cloud gazing. The cumuli are especially nice.
"What the hell was that for Teme'?!"
If you squinted, the ones bunched up together kinda looked like a castle.
"I thought we were "sparring". Are we not?
And there's a delicious looking orchard at the gate.
"Well that move was totally uncalled for!"
I wonder what kind of fruits you'd grow in the clouds.
"Just shut up and continue Dobe."
"I'm not a dobe!"
And there's the lone tower with its trapped princess, one window, and no door.
"So now you're in denial."
"I'm not in denial!"
And that is starting to get REALLY annoying
"Oh! So now you're admitting you're stu-"
"Shut UP! Both of you!", Shikamaru was on his feet, staring down at the terrified Naruto and still calm Uchiha.
"I am trying to freakin' relax here! So both of you just shut. UP!", spittle flew from Shikamaru's mouth. Sasuke was no longer calm. Not many people knew it, but when he was angry, Shikamaru was REALLY scary.
"Now if you two want to fight go somewhere else! GOT IT!", a nod from both teens, "GOOD! Cheese!"
Naruto stared, Sasuke face faulted, a cricket chirped. Then, "Snrk...Hee hee...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Snort! Shikamaru! What the hell was that!?" Naruto was rolling on the ground, while Sasuke was trying his best (and succeeding) to not laugh. He looked like a squirrel on caffeine with all the twitching though.
Poor Shikamaru. He was even angrier now.
"Get out of here! Both of you!", He yelled at the laughing fiends as they ran away from him still trying not to laugh.
When Sasuke and Naruto were far enough away they sat down and laughed their asses off. Back on the hill, "Note to self, never try to say shit and geez at the same time."
"Ne'...sasuke."
"Hn."
"The next time we have a "tongue spar", Naruto emphasized this with air quotes, "let's make sure there's no one within a one mile radius."
"Hn. Agreed."
"And warn me next time your going to pinch my ass."
Sasuke smirked, "Got it."
(A/n: I'm no real fan of SasuNaru. I just thought it would be funny.
Bob: We TOLD you it was a doozie!
Anono-chan: Shut up Bob...I'll set Shikamaru on you.
Shikamaru: stomps off to beat up a little kid
Anono-chan: O.O He really IS pissed. Yeah...that really happened to me, like a week ago I broke my pencil
Bob: Snapped clean in half
Anono-chan: No interupting! Right in the middle of Algebra and I couldn't seem to decide whether to say shit or geez...so out came cheese...
Bob: The new by-word(ya know...those words that are almost cuss words but now quite)
Anono-chan: Kudos to RatsRule for helping me remember that incident. and now REVIEW!
Bob: It helps us get ideas...
Anono-chan: RatsRule is living proof.
