These are just some random songs I was thinking of for some of the FMA characters. Turns out, some of them fit pretty well. (smiles) Enjoy.

I do not own FMA or Fairly Odd Parents.

Dedicated to Ed (LZN), Wrath (KCAV), and Pride (Sexy Spoons).

D A N T E

To the tune of Icky Vicky by Chip Skylark from the Fairly Odd Parents

Ed and Envy face their audience. Ed smiles and peace signs.

"Hello, and welcome to random singing… songs. Yeah. As you probably all know, we HATE Dante. So, to express our hate, anger, disturbance, … hate, and hate, we came up with this song for her. (clears throat)

D, A, N, T, E! The sound of her name makes the little kid screams! AHHHHH!

Hey granny, you have a big fanny! Just the thought of being around it makes me wanna scrammy!

Hey Dante, would you please explain why you get so much pleasure out of causing kids pain? (Flash back to her throwing a baby in the air) OH! OH! OH!

A lady who's just plain mean! No longer in her teens! She's an ancient old tortoise in Abercrombie!

Bitchy Dante! Ew, EW! Rotting Dante! Ew, EW! Cheating Dante! Ew, EW!

BITCHY DANTE!

(both bow)

"Thank you, thank you. We're here until Monday."

(No one claps)

Envy glares.

"Screw you all."

Sorry, the first one's a little short, but it gets better, I promise!

MF.