Summery: What if it was possible that some witches were never found for school because Hogwarts doesn't track to the suburbs of America? What if they would found? What if they came to Hogwarts? What would happen to their lives and how did they get in America?

Disclaimer: I do not own and Harry Potter Characters

"VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rang out through the Brookwood High school commons.

"Awww the refreshing sound of the Hofius mating cry," a tall blonde girl with ever changing eyes and freckled pale skin said to another walking up the gym steps.

"They're starting them so young now and days," said the second girl who had short brown, brown eyes, and tan skin with freckles. They walked to their table and sat down. Instantly asking who was the victim of Andrea's cry.

"Well...," yet another girl with curly strawberry blonde hair and nose ring with blue eyes and pale freckled skin tried to say but was cut off by Andrea saying,

"I was waiting for you muhahahahaha," twitting her invisible mustache and throwing her shoulder length dark brown hair back with an evil glint in her chocolate brown eyes. She starting rubbing the first brunettes hand, "You know our regular spot right baylee darling?"

"Ok now I see why your parents question your sexuality," said the strawberry blonde Jennifer.

"Dammit why can't they just except your strait! Dam close minded people!" Tyler the first girl yelled in a fit of rage blonde hair flying everywhere as she slammed her fist on the table.

"Wow someone isn't in a good mood," said Nestor a Cuban boy with curly black hair.

"I am now," Tyler responded

"I knew it no one can resist the power of the Nestor."

"No not b/c you're here. Look whos missing."

"Ahhh Alex and Ashley are not making room for Jesus!" Andrea exclaimed diving under the table.

"Where could they be?" asked Jennifer.

"I don't know me and Daniel never can find a place to make out and that's with the cameras off." realizing what she had said she turned to Nestor who was more like her brother and gave him an apologizing angelic grin.

"Too much information," cried Baylee. "Here they are. Where were you guys?" she directed her question at two people one tall with curly blonder hair and glasses, Alex, and one short with strait black hair and glasses, Ashley.

"Sorry Shamus wouldn't leave us alone" said Ashley sitting down next to Alex.

An "Ah ha" was heard from under the table accompanied by a scream from Ashley and Alex. "I found them, yelled Andrea climbing out from under the table but running into something. "Uh oh"

"What do you think you are doing," yelled a lunch teacher who looked as if he had done way too many steroids in his life. "I told you if this table couldn't control yourselves it would be taken away. I look over here because I hear yelling and I see someone crawling out from under the table. I mean do I even want to hear your explination?"

"Well we were just trying to make room for Jesus and practice safe sex," replied Jennifer with a confused look on her face as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"This is the last time, don't get out of control again." With that he left.

"Did you understand any of that?" asked Andrea

"Nope," said Baylee.

"What did you guys do?" asked Nestor.

"I don't know we were just having lunch as usual and he comes over here and starts yelling like a $200 whore being raped up the ass after been held captive in a dungeons with Crab and Goyle."

"Wow you guys are obsessed with those books." commented Alex

"Hey it could happen in my B. K. world." defended Tyler fallowed by a series of "Have it your way" from around the table. They continued there lunch happy that it was their day for extended lunch.

"I can't wait for the movie to come home on DVD," said Baylee.

"We should have a party and watch it together then the shinning then Texas Chainsaw Massacre," said Tyler.

"Party at Baylee's," everyone yelled.

"Why is it always my house?" asked Baylee.

"I don't know because it's the best place and your mommy loves us," tried Jennifer.

"Sure..." said Baylee

"I wish we lived at Hogwarts, we could all go together and Nat and Daniel could come too and we could all have magic and take over the world." Tyler said eyes clouding over.

"That's ok me and Alex will stay here." said Ashley.

"Fine have it your way hahaha get it?" asked Tyler, "Never mind."

"Wow that didn't even make sense to me" said Andrea

"Don't judge me!" exclaimed Tyler throwing her body against the table.

"That's it!" yelled Bittermen who had been right behind her. Everyone in the commons stopped to watch. "I have tried everyting from threatening you to actually taking away your table for a week! I am going to kill you" He was now almost in tears. He went to grab Tyler's neck but was stopped.

"Get your hands off my daughter!" A tall man in a black robe which Tyler had never seen before exclaimed.

"Do you know him?" asked Bittermen.

"No but if it helps me I'll go with it," replied Tyler. The man came over and pulled a long stick out of his robes. Bittermen laughed witch was a huge mistake apparently because the man mumbled something and Bittermen was knocked unconscious.

"Score," yelled Baylee jumping up and doing her "special" 8 year old dance.

"Enough," the scarry man yelled. He pulled out a list and spoke again. "I need Andrea Malfoy, Jennifer Weasley, Baylee Potter, Nat Colindal, Daniel Black, and Tyler Snape." Everyone looked around confused.

"Ummm we know people with those first names but not the lasts." spoke up Jennifer.

"Oh right that was your real last names it is a long story at which I do not have time to explain but could you gather them all up and I will explain on the way," he directed that at Tyler.

"Ummm no," she responding.

"Why not?" he asked.

"Because I don't know you," she said

"Come freely or I will make you." he growled

"Woah he growls like Tyler," stated andrea

"I'll go get them." Tyler said "but what are you going to do about all the witnesses?"

"What witnesses?" he smirked. She looked around and everyone had been frozen and without comment she went to get Daniel and Nate which wasn't too hard because they were the only moblie students. She explained what was going on and about the threat so they went back to him.

They got in a black car that had been magically expanded to fit them all and were off. "What about our parents?" asked Daniel a 6'5 skinny, pale red head.

"They have already been sent letters, they new when they adopted you that one day you would be taken away. Any other questions?"

"Yeah were are we going?" asked Nat a tall blonde boy with glasses.

"Hogwarts of coarse." He had stunned and shut up them as they started their magical journey.