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WARNING somewhat Breaking dawn spoilers.
-all the cullens are outside.-
Bella: ohmahgawd Edward I got a new toaster!
Edward: Really?
Bella: Yes! Its retro. . .
Edward: thats cool.
Nessie: Do you have any twos?
Jacob: hah! Uno! I WIN!
Nessie: but we're playing go fish. . .
Jacob: -coughs- I knew that.
Jasper: hey guys. . . is Emmett okay?
-everyone turns their attention to Emmett who is running in circles screaming "BANANAS GAVE ME MAD-COW DISEASE! "-
Carlisle: Well it seems the Emmett got Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy from a banana
Bella: erm. . . anyways! so its red. and it makes toast.
Edward: Snazzy pineapples.
-Emmett jumps to the ground and starts rolling back and forth, but ends up rolling down a random hill-
Emmett: PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS!
Bella: OHMAHGAWD!
Jasper: what is it Bella
Bella: I left Nessie's poptarts in my toaster this morning. . .
Alice: you mean these? -holds out two black rectangles-
Bella: Oh goodness thanks alice! Here you go Nessie! Breakfast time!
Nessie: no thanks
Bella: Oh well. -starts eating the rectangles/poptarts, but spits them back out-
Edward: Bella, love did you forget again?
Bella: Yes, I mean how could i forget! Poptarts only taste good with salt!
Edward: I give up.
Jasper:-staring at a random bird in the sky-
Bella: -puts salt on the poptarts and stuffs them in her mouth then spits them back out- Blegh! These need to be in longer!
-emmett can be heard off in the distance still rolling screaming "Ber-nay-ners!"-
