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WARNING somewhat Breaking dawn spoilers.

-all the cullens are outside.-

Bella: ohmahgawd Edward I got a new toaster!

Edward: Really?

Bella: Yes! Its retro. . .

Edward: thats cool.

Nessie: Do you have any twos?

Jacob: hah! Uno! I WIN!

Nessie: but we're playing go fish. . .

Jacob: -coughs- I knew that.

Jasper: hey guys. . . is Emmett okay?

-everyone turns their attention to Emmett who is running in circles screaming "BANANAS GAVE ME MAD-COW DISEASE! "-

Carlisle: Well it seems the Emmett got Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy from a banana

Bella: erm. . . anyways! so its red. and it makes toast.

Edward: Snazzy pineapples.

-Emmett jumps to the ground and starts rolling back and forth, but ends up rolling down a random hill-

Emmett: PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS!

Bella: OHMAHGAWD!

Jasper: what is it Bella

Bella: I left Nessie's poptarts in my toaster this morning. . .

Alice: you mean these? -holds out two black rectangles-

Bella: Oh goodness thanks alice! Here you go Nessie! Breakfast time!

Nessie: no thanks

Bella: Oh well. -starts eating the rectangles/poptarts, but spits them back out-

Edward: Bella, love did you forget again?

Bella: Yes, I mean how could i forget! Poptarts only taste good with salt!

Edward: I give up.

Jasper:-staring at a random bird in the sky-

Bella: -puts salt on the poptarts and stuffs them in her mouth then spits them back out- Blegh! These need to be in longer!

-emmett can be heard off in the distance still rolling screaming "Ber-nay-ners!"-