Disclaimer: Richelle Meade owns the characters. Countrycheerleader16 and BlondeHairBlueEyes14 own the plot!

(a/n) as my friend and I were writing this, we were trying to think of Adrian's nickname for Rose I repeatedly told my friend that it was little diaper, then finally realizing that I was saying diaper and not dhampir, and on top of that when we began writing this little blurb to tell you readers of our misadventures I could not spell the word writing! Can we say epic fail?

P.S I apparently cannot spell epic either, thank god for spell check!

P.P.S: this was written at 1 in the morning and we were on a sugar high… 'nuff said!

RPOV

"You're joking right?"

"No I really want to! Please?"

"Seriously? You actually want to … you're joking, I can't even say it out loud!"

"Please Rosie, please please PLEASEEEEE!" Lissa looked at me with puppy dog eyes.

"Two things first call me Rosie again and I will seriously harm you, and second over my dead body!"

"Fine then if you won't teach me I guess I will just have to talk your mom into doing it with me…" she smiled coyly.

I froze and glared at her "you wouldn't dare!"

She raised an eyebrow at me "try me!" she dared.

I groaned knowing I would regret this "fine!" I said through clenched teeth.

I heard her smile and clap her hands as I walked away.

*the next morning*

"I am such an idiot!" I cried into Adrian's chest.

"Well that's a new one, I'm normally the idiot, and I thought you were the amazing Rose Hathaway, wait does this mean I get to be you?"

I cocked one eyebrow and looked up at him with an "are you fucking kidding me?" look on my face he shrugged and said "what I'm just trying to lighten the mood!"

I shook my head and walked over to the shower to get ready for my first lesson with Lissa.

I felt the hot water running down my back when I heard a knock on the door, "hey! Want some company in there?" Adrian asked. I smirked and said "in you dreams!" he responded with a smug "I'll be waiting."

I finished my shower only to find that Adrian had taken my clothes and towel from the bathroom and left behind only a black lacy push up bra that didn't look like it would keep my girls in and a thong, great!

"Ivashkov! I swear to god if you value your life you will give me my clothes back right this second!" I screamed at him.

"What! I can't hear you!" he replied, well I thought two can play at this game!

I slipped on the bra and panties and sauntered out of the bathroom, and walked over to where he was leaning against the bar. I leaned across it and pushed my boobs together, "I don't think this fits me very well do you?"

I asked him, and I had the satisfaction of seeing his jaw hit the floor before I said, "hmm I guess I have to go see if I can find a new one in town," I contemplated for a second, before voicing my evil thoughts out loud, "maybe Christian will want to help me pick some new bras out! I'll go ask him."

With that I spun on my heel grabbed my tank and sweats from the dresser without another word.

I could feel Adrian's eyes shooting daggers into my back as I walked into the bathroom, just before I shut the door I saw his face turn an interesting shade of red, I did not know that anyone's face could look like that!

I walked out of the bathroom only to find Adrian looking from the door to me than back again, "you aren't actually contemplating going to hurt Christian are you?" I asked him.

"Well I was going to, but I'm just too damn lazy."

"Don't worry about it, after all the time Lissa spent trying to get Christian back she would murder me if she found out that I wanted him!" I smiled at him and grabbed my little black duffel back before heading out the door to go meet Lissa.

APOV:

I walked to the gym to see if Rose would like too go to an early dinner with me when I heard her shouting at Lissa,

"Jesus Lissa push harder! Ya that's it right there!" she screamed, "how about here? Does that work?" Rose moaned at Lissa, "yup that'll do 'er"

I quirked an eyebrow and pushed open the gym doors to see Lissa swinging at Rose which she easily dodged and threw a punch back.

"Catfight! Meow!" I said. Lissa and Rose spun around to face me at the same time,

"We can explain!" they said.