Okay, this is actually my FIRST fanfic/oneshot thingy-majigy so it probably won't be all that good…Well ANYWHO this is just for shits and giggles, so most of the characters will be very OOC! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Bakura, who instead of murdering innocent civilians, was quickly walking to his apartment, in which he shared with his hikari, and he was feeling quite proud of himself.
Bakura stopped when he reached a large brick building. He clicked on the button that had the number 69 (1) on it. "Ryou!" He yelled into the speaker, "I have good news!"
"Oh no," Was the response from the other line.
"Please tell me you haven't killed Yugi and his friends!"
Bakura actually wished that he had done that instead, it would have been much more rewarding.
"Ryou! I am appalled that you would even think that I of all people would do such a thing like that!" Bakura said in a jokingly kind of way.
The other person on the line made a sighing noise.
"Whatever Bakura, just tell me the good news" He emphasized on the word 'good'.
Bakura smirked to himself.
"Let me in first"
It had taken a while for Ryou to actually let Bakura in, while he was waiting though, it had started to rain heavily.
Bakura walked up the stairs, his limited good mood now gone. He finally got to his apartment's door, in which he loudly knocked, leaving two big wet marks where his fists had been. Ryou opened the door.
"Bakura!" Ryou tried to contain his giggles when he saw the tall figure. Bakura's hair was soaked, and partly dry, so he looked like he had a 1980's afro. All his clothes were wet too, and the drips from them were leaving round puddles around him. He was also shivering like crazy.
Bakura growled.
"Just let me in!" He snapped.
Ryou went suddenly silent when he saw the anger in Bakura's eyes and quickly moved aside to let him through.
Bakura hurried inside and shock his head like a wet dog.
"So what's the big news?" Ryou asked curiously while slowly closing the door.
"Huh? Oh yeah!" Bakura seemed to lighten up. This scared Ryou.
"Bakura…" Ryou said, sounding very scared. "What on earth did you do?"
"Well there was this offer, and it sounded pretty good so I went up to this man and I-" Ryou cut him off.
"Oh god, did you kill him!" Ryou spoke will covering his mouth with gasps.
"What? No I didn't do anything like tha-" Ryou cut him off again.
"Wait, what offer was it? Was the man a drug dealer? Oh Bakura I thought you stopped!" Ryou looked like he was about to faint.
"No, if you just let me finish-" Once again, Bakura couldn't finish his sentence.
"I keep telling you! Murder and Drugs don't solve anything! I can't keep bailing you and Melvin out of Jail! Wait, was Melvin there? I told you that you two shouldn't hang out together! I mean what would Marik say if he saw you and him-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!" Bakura was growing more and more frustrated, so Ryou stopped talking at once.
Bakura sighed. "Thank you, now what I was about to say was that there was this man, and he had an offer on going to Egypt, and of course I said yes…" Bakura stopped there, realising that Ryou thought that he was very stupid.
Bakura cleared his throat and continued, "Anyway, we were talking, and he showed me some tickets. They were four plane tickets! So before he could say 'help I am being raped by monkeys' I snatched the tickets and ran off as fast as I could" Bakura stopped talking and looked like he just said the most normal thing in the world.
Ryou however, thought differently. His mouth was wide open, as well as his eyes. Bakura blinked.
"I have them right here if you don't believe me…" Bakura then went through his pockets and pulled out four plane tickets going to, you guessed it, Egypt.
Ryou remained staring at Bakura.
"Okay first off, why on Earth would someone say something like that? And secondly," Ryou sounded much more angry now, this startled Bakura since his hikari was usually calm when Bakura did something like this.
"Why would you steal plane tickets to Egypt! Don't you have anything better to do!" Ryou yelled at his Yami.
"Well, I thought it would be a nice little vacation for us!" Bakura responded.
Ryou wasn't angry anymore, he just sighed loudly.
"Fine. How many tickets are there?" Ryou asked calmly.
"Four, why?" Bakura responded, a hint of suspicion in his voice.
"Well, why don't we invite Melvin and Marik to come with us..?" Ryou mumbled scared on how Bakura would take it. Bakura's response was strangely calm.
"Sure, fine, why not."
Ryou's face lit up and he had a wide grin on his face.
"Yay! I'll call Marik right now!" Ryou then ran to the kitchen, and began dialling.
Bakura didn't actually care that Marik and Melvin were coming, he was just happy that he wasn't in trouble.
A/N
(1) see what I did there? ;)
Well there is one whole chapter of silliness and stupidity! So what is going to happen next chapter? Sorry that everyone is so OOC!
Please review, it feeds the orphan animals. Please think of the kittens.
