Bart was feeling pretty bored so he decided to go out for a walk around the village.

"Hey Lisa, you wanna come out with me? I'm going to see Milhouse."

You see, Lisa and Milhouse are dating, Lisa had fancied Milhouse for quite a while and he liked her just a little bit, so they started dating randomly.

"Ermm ... yeah ok, I will in a bit though, I just need to finish off my math homework." Said Lisa.

"Ok, I'll tell Milhouse you'll be over in about half an hour?"

"No, now, I've just finished."

"Oh, ok. Let's go then." Bart said with a smile.

Bart wasn't very happy now that Lisa and Milhouse were dating because he felt left out, Milhouse and Lisa always used to go off and do girlfriend boyfriend stuff like kissing and saying how much they love each other and it was all getting out of hand for Bart.

"So Lisa, how's things with Milhouse?"

"Well, you should know, you are his best friend."

"Yes I know, but, are you two gonna break up any time soon?"

"What?! No Bart, I love Milhouse, and I don't care what you say about it ok? I mean, I know he's your best friend and everything, but please, I love him with all my heart, don't you see? Is something wrong with me being with Milhouse?"

"No, I mean yes, but, I don't know how to say it..."

"Just say it Bart, I mean come on it must be serious if it's about me and Milhouse."

"Ok, here it is, I'm getting really annoyed with you being with Milhouse because I feel left out, you just go off with him and he's supposed to be my best friend. You'll probably break up sooner or later anyway, and you'll be all sad and stuff and Milhouse won't want to come back to me because he'll be so depressed about your breakage, so can you just stop seeing him for a bit."

"Ok, I think I understand where your coming from, but can I tell you something Bart? You swear you won't tell Milhouse though, well, here it is, if you can admit stuff I'm sure I can too, I think I love someone else, his name's Nelson .."

"Oh My God! You love Nelson Muntz??"

"Shush! Not so loud! Milhouse could be listening in."

"Lisa, if you haven't realised Milhouse's house is about ...."

"Hello Bart, Hello Lisa," said Milhouse.