I'm re-uploading these with a few updates.


You feel like you were made to suffer,

But your eyes they can decieve you -don't trust them.

There'll be no escape this time

Don't act to surprised.

-Lyrics by Nerf Herder


"What do you mean 'Voyager' is better than 'The next generation'?"
"It is!"
"You just like that woman in it."
"Who?"
"The half-Klingon."
"Well I know we can both agree that 'The original Series' is the best."
"Agreed. But stop changing the subject."
"I'm not."
"Bruce."
"I'm not."
"Is it the forehead?"
"Tony-"
"It's the forehead isn't it? I knew it was the forehead. They've always kind of creeped me out, and ive always kind've like Seven of Nine to be honest, but hey, whatever floats your-"
"TONY!"
"What?"
"Shut up."
"I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Well do your best. I know it's hard for you."
"And I bet it's pretty hard for the half-Klingon too."
"TONY!"
"Just sayin'."
"TONY!"
"Got quite a temper on you there bud"
"TONY!"
"Shutting up."
"Glad to hear it."

Oh look, here comes Clint. "Oh hey Clint."
"I thought you were shutting up?"

"Sorry."

Bruce and Tony had reached the end of the corridor and a crowd of people all trying to get into their lockers and grab their stuff the start of the next lesson.

"Okay, so I was talking to Thor earlier, and it looks like the reason Sif isn't in today is cause of that nerdy twerp of a brother of his. That little creep. He's mental, there's something seriously wrong with him."
Tony didn't like Clint, but his friends did, so Tony put up with him. "Yeah Clint, but you know what Thor's like with his stories. He exaggerates. There will be two people in front of him in line for pudding cups and he'll act like there were fifty. She probably broke a nail or something on his biscuit tin."
"Tony, have you met Sif? She'd rip her nails off herself. More likely he set her on fire on something. Slimy little bastard."
And sometimes Clint just rubbed him up the wrong way, there was a time and a place for tolerance, and Tony decided this wasn't it. "Hey, c'mon Clint. Give the guy a break."
"What?
"Well what'd he ever do to you?"
"He's just a creep."
"And you're kind of being a jerk." Hah, Tony was one to talk.
"What, he your new boyfriend or something?"
"Shut up Clint, you're being a dick."
"Seriously Tony what's your problem, it's only Loki." Only Loki? What the fuck is Clint on?
"Nothing, just seems like you're compromising for something."
"Shut up Tony." Clint raised his voice for Loki to hear, "He's a little creep and I can call him one if I like."
The next thing Clint felt was Tony's fist making contact with his face.


Doctor Maz, Over and Out